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At 5/25/09 12:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Well I don't him here

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But, But, You have fresh cookies.... you can't be that bad, right?

At 5/29/09 08:20 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Why? The soul is the most important part. The body will shut itself down when subjected to enough pain. The soul has no such function. Once I have possession of the child's soul. The pain I can inflict is infinite.

What kind of sunday school bullshit is this? SOULS?!?! !CHILDREN HAVE NO SOULS!!!!

Wait, wait, don't tell me, and you keep the souls in little bottles, only the bottles are empty, but only YOU can see them and hear their screams, right? And then you watch Blair Witch a lot, and hide your head under the covers during Scooby Doo?

Don't you have a houseful of indigent cats to feed or something?

At 5/25/09 07:39 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Sure I am. I'm an untouched master of torture. But I am also master of the mind. Make them devoid of hope, but make them retain the will to live, while still instilling massive amounts of pain and you win. I am one of the few to ever accomplish this and I have it down to a science.

the will to live is a form of hope. I torture my victims by starving them for weeks, then presenting them a big feast. I then laugh as their organs shut down from the stress.

At 5/29/09 09:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/29/09 08:20 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Don't you have a houseful of indigent cats to feed or something?

They eat at will of the dead corpses in my basement.

That said, I say we put it to a vote. Neither of us will accept defeat anyway.

I'm waiting for him to lock this thread with a post saying "Yes."

At 5/29/09 09:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: SOULS?!?! !

Souls are just one of those things you have to have faith in.

At 5/30/09 12:51 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Both of you pull my hair and I'll decide.

It's the only fair way to judge.

I think I win at the hair pulling contest...

NSFW

Funkbrs will REIN UPON YOUR SOUL AND CUT IT IN TWO PEICES.

He will eat one peice, and give the other peice to his pet chihuahua.

At 5/30/09 01:30 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Funkbrs will REIN UPON YOUR SOUL AND CUT IT IN TWO PEICES.

He will eat one peice, and give the other peice to his pet chihuahua.

I have almost no soul left.
What soul I have left is extremely toxic so it would kill him and his rat-dog hybrid
It's spelled "piece"

It's odd that a thread meant to be a conversation between two people should go on this long.

C'mon kids. Can't we all get along. Lets go to the swings and you can have ice cream

oh ya, punks? I travel to China, just to taste the shattered dreams of millions of Asian children.

If there's anything to hate it's places like this.

At 5/30/09 06:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: If there's anything to hate it's places like this.

Congrats on the level up.

And yes. Newgrounds is a breeding ground for hatred. It's the perfect environment for creating, nurturing, and growing pure hatred.

I am the happiest person in the world, NOTHING BAD CAN EVER HAPPEN TO ME! ladadada!

First one to make me cry and kill myself wins the hate contest, Funk and Cookies GO!