Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I see the future of this thread ending in a lock, no matter how long or successful it may be.

FUNKbrs lock message being something along the lines of 'I HATE YOU MORE.'

At 5/25/09 01:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/25/09 01:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

You have no chance to survive.

Make your time.

I have. My soul is lost anyway. Bring it on.

At 5/25/09 06:12 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

I have. My soul is lost anyway. Bring it on.

Let Rapenarok begin, then.

The time of my mercy is over.

boring self indulging circlejerks

At 5/25/09 06:21 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/25/09 06:12 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

I have. My soul is lost anyway. Bring it on.

Let Rapenarok begin, then.

The time of my mercy is over.

My time of mercy never existed. It's fucking ON, bitch!

Small images are cool. lolololol

wow what a bunch of fucking losers lol

and whos the ugly fat guy raping the other dude?

At 5/25/09 06:44 PM, 2hot2rock wrote:
and whos the ugly fat guy raping the other dude?

He's the guy that could steal your soul, rape it, then devour it while you slept. Only I am a match for him. You wouldn't stand a chance, kiddo.

At 5/25/09 06:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
My time of mercy never existed. It's fucking ON, bitch!

I'm so full of hate I don't even have nipples.

Yeah.

Top that.

At 5/25/09 06:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/25/09 06:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
My time of mercy never existed. It's fucking ON, bitch!

I'm so full of hate I don't even have nipples.

Yeah.

Top that.

I'm so full of hate, I don't have any genitalia OR nipples.

Every morning, I butter my bread with the souls of dying children.

Top THAT.

I love rainbows and unicorns and butterflies.
Happiness is wonderful. I love everyone here.
:)

I love Funkbrs. LOOOOOOVE HIIIIIIIM

At 5/25/09 06:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
I'm so full of hate, I don't have any genitalia OR nipples.

No genitalia? Then how do you rape?

OOOOHH!! BURN!!!! You can't even RAPE!

Every morning, I butter my bread with the souls of dying children.

Top THAT.

Bitch, I don't have to butter my bread, because it's made from the silky sweet substance of the ground bones of the amputated limbs of my enemies. Who are still alive. IN MY BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER.

At 5/25/09 12:24 PM, Twilight wrote: And then FUNK came in and raped you with a hateful story about your birth into the world, how your mom was a crackwhore and your dad made you sell drugs to the other toddlers in the crib.

He did actually mention something about his mum smoking drugs through tin foil the other day.

At 5/25/09 06:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Bitch, I don't have to butter my bread, because it's made from the silky sweet substance of the ground bones of the amputated limbs of my enemies. Who are still alive. IN MY BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER.

FunkBRS just won the internet.

At 5/25/09 06:52 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I love rainbows and unicorns and butterflies.
Happiness is wonderful. I love everyone here.

)

Oh no you don't!

Headshot is it? Well hold still...

We Have Fresh Cookies my be more hatefilled for now, but that could just be a bi-product of teenage anger and rage. Funkbrs has no excuse for his ever consuming anger. He just hates... I don't even know if he is capable of feeling any empathy or compassion.
I recall most of the angriest kids in my school eventually grew out of it. So teenage rage really doesn't compare to the bitterness that comes with age.

And why am I getting myself in the middle of this. I'm going to die now...

At 5/25/09 02:43 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Can he be as hateful as Wehavefreshcookies? Be careful, she's a tough cookie.

LOL

Don't forget he's also moving to Africa to help starving children. The only way Funk would help them is by putting them out of their misery, one choke hold or reverse suplex at a time.

Seriously, no contest.

At 5/25/09 06:55 PM, Sinitech wrote:

At 5/25/09 06:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Bitch, I don't have to butter my bread, because it's made from the silky sweet substance of the ground bones of the amputated limbs of my enemies. Who are still alive. IN MY BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER.

FUNKbrs just won the internet.

Fixed. I always fucking do that. His name is fuckery.

At 5/25/09 06:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Headshot is it? Well hold still...

Fresh cookies, is it? Well open up...

At 5/25/09 12:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 5/25/09 12:35 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: I think Funkbrs is the coolest mod on the forums.

Well I don't him here, defending his title of 'most hateful'. Do you?

Nope, thats BBM.

But seriously, I think funk is a pretty nice guy. He isn't always evil yaknow.

You could put that bitch in the kitchen any day.

I take that back, your going to go help african children.

Pussy.

At 5/25/09 06:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/25/09 06:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
I'm so full of hate, I don't have any genitalia OR nipples.

No genitalia? Then how do you rape?

OOOOHH!! BURN!!!! You can't even RAPE!

Every morning, I butter my bread with the souls of dying children.

Top THAT.

Bitch, I don't have to butter my bread, because it's made from the silky sweet substance of the ground bones of the amputated limbs of my enemies. Who are still alive. IN MY BASEMENT TORTURE CHAMBER.

I rape. I use oversized dildo's wrapped in barbed wire.

And you keep them ALL alive? Foolish of you. If they know they'll live, then they still have knowledge. With knowledge there can be hope. In MY basement torture chamber, I walk in every few days, pick a victim at random, and break all of his or her bones one by one until they die of internal bleeding, pain, or whatever other cause there might be.

That way, they never know what will happen. Leaving them in constant agony, both physical AND mental. They have no hope. No knowledge. No dreams.

That is how you hate.

Top that.

At 5/25/09 07:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: With knowledge there can be hope.

Obviously, something missed its torture classes.

At 5/25/09 07:18 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 5/25/09 07:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: With knowledge there can be hope.

Obviously, something missed its torture classes.

No. With hope, you may remain fortified and strong. Thus making you better able to resist my evils. Without hope, the mental breakdown and constant agony would slowly destroy you.

Without hope you lose the will to live. Every torture that happens afterwards is the same as slicing at a dead corpse.
If you truly hate, you don't care for the kill, you care for the suffer.

At 5/25/09 07:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Without hope you lose the will to live. Every torture that happens afterwards is the same as slicing at a dead corpse.
If you truly hate, you don't care for the kill, you care for the suffer.

Wrong. I have watched many hopeless people plead and beg for another day of agony, just so they can continue living.

At 5/25/09 07:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Wrong. I have watched many hopeless people plead and beg for another day of agony, just so they can continue living.

Then your not fucking torturing them correctly.

At 5/25/09 07:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Without hope you lose the will to live. Every torture that happens afterwards is the same as slicing at a dead corpse.
If you truly hate, you don't care for the kill, you care for the suffer.

Fresh cookies loses.
and so the fabled battle comes to an, leaving a mangled dead girl and a hating fat ass to wreak his havoc upon all that appose him, and some that don't

but not really.

At 5/25/09 07:31 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 5/25/09 07:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Wrong. I have watched many hopeless people plead and beg for another day of agony, just so they can continue living.

Then your not fucking torturing them correctly.

Sure I am. I'm an untouched master of torture. But I am also master of the mind. Make them devoid of hope, but make them retain the will to live, while still instilling massive amounts of pain and you win. I am one of the few to ever accomplish this and I have it down to a science.

At 5/25/09 12:17 PM, Timmy wrote: 2) Angry angry sex.

Sounds kinky and painful.