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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:31 AM

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... a few minutes ago, when me and some of my friends climbed onto a scorching hot rooftop (about 5 metres from the ground), which was leading to a building tha was still in the phase of construction(but no builders inside).

we went into the building and found a brand new yellow bike downstairs. My friend(female) wanted to steal it. So we did. We took it. Then we had to get it off the roof, which wasn't easy without making to much noise(because the rooftop was next to a fully functional office building).
Someone had to pass the bike from the roof down to another one who would be on the ground. So they chose me to pass the bike down. I wasn't going to let my friends down so i did it.

As we got the bike down, my friend, who wanted the bike drove off with it and wasn't seen since.

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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:33 AM

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lmaooo prolly ran away

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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:39 AM

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She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.

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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:44 AM

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Am I the one who has to say it?

*sigh*

Well, so be it:

N*gga stole my bike.

I'm ashamed now.

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At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.

She could be ANYWHERE by now.

Perhaps call her and find out where she is? Or even better don't. She sounds like the female version of a douche bag.

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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:50 AM

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A) She's going a rad trip around the country, meeting new people and having incredible life's experiences

B) She got arrested and cops raped her with their nitghsticks

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At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE


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At 5/25/09 08:45 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.
She could be ANYWHERE by now.

Call the airports! Make sure she can't escape!

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Posted at: 5/25/09 08:53 AM

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I put a fifty on her riding to Mexico.

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At 5/25/09 08:51 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:45 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.
She could be ANYWHERE by now.
Call the airports! Make sure she can't escape!

The bike hasn't been seen since,but don't worry I made the same mistake....except I actually double checked because it didn't sound right

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At 5/25/09 08:33 AM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: lmaooo prolly ran away

probably right


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Posted at: 5/25/09 09:34 AM

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Assholes..

What if you bought a brand new bike and some fucker came and stole it?

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At 5/25/09 08:44 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Am I the one who has to say it?

*sigh*

Well, so be it:

N*gga stole my bike.

I'm ashamed now.

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Posted at: 5/25/09 09:40 AM

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im a bike messenger... if i ever caught someone stealing my bike i would shatter bones in their face with my lock... i really would only because i would feel completely justified in doing so.. they would deserve it and i would be gone before the cops even showed up and even if i didnt leave.. i could say he was stealing my bike and when i tried to stop him he attacked me so i smashed his face several times with my kryptonite 35 lb square chain.. so next time you think about stealing a bike try to think what would happen to you if the owner caught you in the act.

This chain.... slapped across your face... many times... even while your down

I helped steal a bike...


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Posted at: 5/25/09 09:59 AM

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Stealing is a sin! God will smite you!

But nosrsly, don't steal. It's for assholes.

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At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.

LOL

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At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.

lol


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At 5/25/09 10:03 AM, Jason100 wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.
LOL

You have just used your one useless comment of the day.


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Posted at: 5/25/09 10:09 AM

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What a horrible thing to do.

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Wow you took orders from a girl. I feel sorry for you.


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Well you guys are assholes. Get a job and buy your fucking own.

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At 5/25/09 08:51 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:45 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.
She could be ANYWHERE by now.
Call the airports! Make sure she can't escape!

Close the border gates! Oh shit, there isn't any. Ahh!

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At 5/25/09 08:33 AM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: lmaooo prolly ran away

Who the hell steals a bike? You shouldnt even be hanging with the person who wanted to steal the thing in the first place.

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At 5/25/09 08:53 AM, Aci6 wrote: I put a fifty on her riding to Mexico.

I put 20 saying she'll get swine flu.

No seriously, that girl is a total bitch, some person had an awesome bike and now they lost it. She is a fucking bitch, meaning some guy just wasted 300 bucks on nothing.

Fuck that bitch, hope she dies.

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At 5/25/09 08:45 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
Perhaps call her and find out where she is? Or even better don't. She sounds like the female version of a douche bag.

A douchebagette?

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At 5/25/09 10:05 AM, Vile-Pudding wrote:
At 5/25/09 10:03 AM, Jason100 wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:39 AM, Podburrys wrote: She hasn't been seen since a few minutes ago? MY GOD.
LOL
You have just used your one useless comment of the day.

wow do i give a shit?

Why do you close your eyes when we make love? :'(


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That's terrible. But it sure would be hilarious if she flipped over the curb, went over the handlebars, and was hit by a car. But the bike remained unharmed since it was behind her when she got hit. Then the cops came and the person was there like OMG and then THAT'S MY BIKE so they got their bike back and your stupid friend went to the hospital. That would be nice.

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At 5/25/09 10:39 AM, Reckon wrote: Wow you took orders from a girl. I feel sorry for you.

I take orders from my gf all the time. Srsly, i'm whipped and proud of it XD

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And you call them "FRIENDS ??

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