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SHAKE THAT ASS! YES!

don't know....WAIT i do

it because there soft and feel nice on your penis
(note don't rub your junk on a girl butt other then your gf.....or a paid for hooker)

yeah also it symbolize sexaul ready for badies to guys on a biolagical tip.
and that why guys like female asses

Because ass is full of goodness.

At 5/24/09 06:33 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: But a nice, firm, tap on the rear is a safe way to make sure that your secretary knows what's up, what's not up, what's sideways, and more importantly, who's boss.

You said it, Capn.

At 5/24/09 03:31 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:

At 5/24/09 06:33 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: But a nice, firm, tap on the rear is a safe way to make sure that your secretary knows what's up, what's not up, what's sideways, and more importantly, who's boss.

You said it, Capn.

But...but...I don't have a secretary, nor would it be male :(

Ass is great. I don't know if there's any reason behind it, and quite frankly, I couldn't care less if there were. It's wonderful, and all you have to do is accept its glory.

At 5/24/09 06:06 AM, ngman7 wrote: God

k.

"I would never be attracted to women if it weren't for the lips,the butts, and the boobs"

At 5/24/09 06:41 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 5/24/09 06:38 AM, Fyndir wrote:
Where in the bible does it say that, exactly?

I think it's in the part where God killed Sodom or something.

Historically speaking, Sodom was taken over by violent Romans who raped all the children, which is probably a more pressing reason for God to have destroyed it.

Also, there are about half a dozen verses in the Bible about sodomy. There are over twice as many verses detailing how you need to sacrifice two turtledoves every time you ejaculate.

Jesus screwed Joseph.

I just popped your little bubble.

I have no clue either... All I know is they're hawt.

In WAAAAAY after Dat Ass.

Also, I think... It's because the butt provides soft padding for when you are porking her.

I love that word. Porking.

Go ahead and say that when we have Oral sex, we shove contents into there that come out the butt thats just as messed up dude. But hey i got no problem doing either.

NSFW

Look at this and you'll understand.

At 5/24/09 08:36 AM, DeIirium wrote:
He didn´t kill Sodom, Sodom was a city full of gay men that God burned down.

I guess now I know and knowing is half the battle.

At 5/24/09 08:25 AM, M-Y wrote: Ok, how about this, why do men like vaginas or why do women like cocks, I mean thats where piss comes out from, right?

Well technically the vagina only poops out baby and a bloody slimy mess when it's that time of the month.
But, as a girl once reminded me, just above the vagina (like just under the clitoris, there is also the peehole and when a girl pees the pee spreads EVERYWHERE!!!! (like from the front wholly up to the ass)
So when you're eating her out, remember that just a few moments earlier piss has probably been flushing it.

But then again, when we kiss we're exchanging a mass of saliva, when we have sex, we're squishing into a slimy vagina to release a gooey substance that is really disgusting. You should observe what happens after a coïtus when going at it condomfree. It's a mess, a horrible mess.

i like big butts and i cannot lie...

At 5/24/09 05:49 PM, elcriz000 wrote: i like big butts and i cannot lie...

also link

(plz watch video)

linky thing

This is KINDA related: I fingered my ass a few days back.

At 5/24/09 06:06 AM, ngman7 wrote: Seriously, why the buttocks?

Because you're a naive culturally and socially ignorant adolescent who couldn't see the reality around him even if it was drilled into your forehead.

At 5/24/09 06:00 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 5/24/09 06:06 AM, ngman7 wrote: Seriously, why the buttocks?

Because you're a naive culturally and socially ignorant adolescent who couldn't see the reality around him even if it was drilled into your forehead.

/thread

if she ripped a hige fart right there

like a huge, bassy fart, and giggled, I would cum in my pants.

I'm not kidding.

I've never understood why I am this way, but that's how it goes.

At 5/24/09 03:26 PM, Diein60s wrote: You're discriminating against gay people!

My penis inverted

At 5/24/09 06:41 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 5/24/09 06:38 AM, Fyndir wrote:
Where in the bible does it say that, exactly?

I think it's in the part where God killed Sodom or something.

Sodom? You mean from Final Fight?

At 5/24/09 06:06 AM, ngman7 wrote: The butt is the part of the body that expels excrement.

And blood comes out the vagina. God guys give it a break, it's like judging someone's opinions; it doesn't matter because you will never be right.

Because butts are hawt.

Now boobs are the icky part. D:

At 5/24/09 06:06 AM, ngman7 wrote: I'd like to know, why are some men...?
Attracted to and obsessed with women's butts?

The butt is the part of the body that expels excrement. It's unnatural to have butt sex. Sodomy is an abomination in God's eyes

Seriously, why the buttocks?

Ok, you're either really stupid, or this is the best troll/flamebait thread ever.

Well newgrounds is an abomination in gods eyes too. things that are abominable just fit together ^^ sodomy and newgrounds are just a lovely couple. It's babies are STDS and FETISH!

yeah, who doesnt like ass? despite what you all may say my GFs got a quite nice one

HAVE YOU NO EYES???????

is anyone down with farts?

no?

no one?

i get hard at :19

I feel like it's only natural. A big cushiony thing like that makes a huge fat noise.