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At 5/23/09 12:11 PM, Upyourarsenal24 wrote: That isn't the best fight ever. This is. My friends were hanging out at school. We were in English. There was a substitute teacher. There was this kid who thought he was cool, and he snitched on everybody. His name was David.
So one day, we got tired of him. Alex decided to pay 5 dollars to Chris to beat him up.
So Chris walks over to David and tells him to sit down. David refuses. The whole class is watching. David talks his little wigger accent. No offense people. And pushes Chris, Chris swings. We all here a loud pop. 2nd punch, a tooth flew out. Blood was everywhere. Chris grabbed David's head and slammed it on the desk. Chris stops. David is crying. So David runs up to the nurse bawling. The sub had no expression on her face, like she didn't even care. Turns out David lost two teeth, broke a jaw, and tore his cheek open. Beat that.

Beat this:
One time I was walking to fourth period, and these two kids were horsing around. So one pushed another, and he tripped over and slammed me against the wall. They got pissy for "interrupting", so they came running at me. At this time I dodged the two jerks, and they hit some girl. She fell over and started to cry. I happened to be very good friends with that girl.
"okay, that's it!"
I walked up to them realizing one of the guys were behind the other. So, I kicked him into the stomache, he went FLYING through the air, a foot above the ground, and made a distance of probably four feet. He went so far, that he hit his friend and they were both flying through the air, and they smashed right into a giant pillar. One broke a limb, one lost a tooth. I was now considered a hero.

At 5/24/09 10:29 AM, Andrewboy895 wrote:

Beat this:
One time I was walking to fourth period, and these two kids were horsing around. So one pushed another, and he tripped over and slammed me against the wall. They got pissy for "interrupting", so they came running at me. At this time I dodged the two jerks, and they hit some girl. She fell over and started to cry. I happened to be very good friends with that girl.

Cool story bro

I've seen a thousand fights, but nothing like that.

I need to change my pants.

From Excitement.

You had school on Friday? We didn't.

Heres what the black kid should have done.

At 5/23/09 08:55 AM, Andrewboy895 wrote: I have to admit that was the bestest fight ever! Here's how it started:

There's a fight at my school everyday.

That would just be lost in the bigger picture. As a matter of fact, one kid in my school got stabbed last year. And where I work there was a shooting.

note: I live in the Bronx, not exactly friendly..

At 5/24/09 11:12 AM, CyborgStalker wrote: You had school on Friday? We didn't.

Why not?

idk what your district/state was doing, but there wasnt any school on friday for us.memorial daY.

At 5/23/09 09:52 AM, baked-bean wrote:

At 5/23/09 09:34 AM, Asger wrote: What a pussy.

double post!
im telling tom!!!
YOU BIG BULLY

Irony.

GO ON BLACK KID! KILL THE FAT KID!

SPITE DA WHITE

At 5/24/09 11:56 AM, Jason100 wrote: Heres what the black kid should have done.

It would't matter. He beat the heck out of him.
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At 5/24/09 11:01 AM, doubleone wrote: I've seen a thousand fights, but nothing like that.

I know, right?

Cool story, bro.