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could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:10 AM Reply

first off, I'm white,
second, I'm British and have a fairly noticeable British accent
third, I am Jewish
Fourth not a single girl in my entire school/continent/world/universe likes me

Advice on how to make my life better?

prefferably on the no-girl liking me part
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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:10 AM Reply

Kill yourself!

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:10 AM Reply

Convert.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:12 AM Reply

Lower your standards and talk to more girls.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:12 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:11 AM, 1001115968 wrote: you're fucked

advice I DON'T know

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:13 AM Reply

There's nothing you can really do about the accent or being british. But you can change the fact that girls don't like you. You have to put yourself out there, they won't just come to you.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, CalvinGodly wrote: Kill yourself!

well isn't that interesting.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:15 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:12 AM, NimbleElephant wrote: Lower your standards and talk to more girls.

there really is no girl that i don't talk to, I even converse and hit on the creepy ones

i just want to be loved
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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:17 AM Reply

Don't worry, it gets better. You're still young, so you have plenty of time to find a girl. Perhaps, try looking in your community for a nice Jewish girl. If you still have trouble getting a girl, you might be trying to hard. Take some time to focus on yourself and get in better shape, learn a new skill, etc. Trust me, you'll find a girl eventually. In the mean time though, live your life and have fun!


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:22 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:17 AM, Generalissimus wrote: live your life and have fun!

How?

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:23 AM Reply

ok i have an idea get a mexican accent it makes you look cholo or if you wanna get chicks like those old mexican guys on horses in those romance movies.now about the white thing ummm go to mexico get a dark ass tan to the point where you look like you just crossed the border this morning, next umm you could just stop being jewish and be non affiliated with any religion but thats a hard plan if you want quik and easy do what the other kids do jion into that emo goth bullshit or whatever trend you brits have


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:12 AM, norcemastero wrote:
At 5/23/09 02:11 AM, 1001115968 wrote: you're fucked
advice I DON'T know

learn it brother

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:27 AM Reply

Be confident, to the point that you're an arrogant dick. Act like you could fuck her if you wanted. Seriously. Works like a charm. Not joking at all, if you're not willing to act like the cocky assholes who are elbow-deep in vagoo, then I don't know what to tell you. I know you're probably not willing to believe me, because it shouldn't be true. Girls shouldn't be all over the cocky douche bag wearing the stunner shades with the popped collar, I'm sorry, but sadly it's true.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:31 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, norcemastero wrote: first off, I'm white,

Start with conversing with other white girls. If that doesn't work, try going black.

second, I'm British and have a fairly noticeable British accent

Not bad. Try to talk to the girls that don't have an accent (and try to enhance it a little, like the villains with accents) American girls may find that attractive.

third, I am Jewish

Ouch.
Nose surgery? Hair remover? I dunno.

Fourth not a single girl in my entire

:school
Probably

continent

I dunno, you might get lucky.

world

Oh you silly, there's bound to be someone

universe

Or something that will find you as a suitable mate


Do what now...?

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:31 AM, Elios wrote:
At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, norcemastero wrote:
Oh you silly, there's bound to be someone
universe
Or something that will find you as a suitable mate

omfg something?!?!?!
dont scare the kid damn

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:35 AM Reply

Unless you're really ugly, just get some old-fashioned British charm and wow the ladies with your sophistication.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:36 AM Reply

I feel sorry for you.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:36 AM Reply

What's wrong with having a brittish accent?

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:40 AM Reply

Don't blame your difficulty fitting in on your ethnicity and accent, blame it on yourself for being such an anti-social douche.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:01 AM Reply

Just be yourself. Someone has to like you at some point. And if they don't, who cares, you don't need girls to survive!


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:04 AM Reply

I dunno, post on the BBS?
Some people actually like British Accents.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:05 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, CalvinGodly wrote: Kill yourself!

This man knew exactly what I was thinking.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:08 AM Reply

You're fourteen; wait it out for a few years, and in the meantime toughen up your social skills and fine-tune your charisma.

I'd suggest staying in shape, but since your British, I'm going to racially assume that you aren't fat, so just take good care of yourself, and let them come to you; you don't want to come off as desperate, which you're indicating you are (doesn't necessarily mean that you're coming off as desperate, but from what I'm reading, that's what it seems)

Really you shouldn't be too concerned at your age.

...So, recap...
-Wait it out.
-Don't sweat it.
-Keep socializing.
-Don't come off as desperate.
-Take care of your body.

Although you want love badly, don't come off that way. "The man who wants nothing is invincible."


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:11 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, norcemastero wrote: first off, I'm white,
second, I'm British

Make up your fucking mind.

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:22 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, norcemastero wrote: first off, I'm white,
second, I'm British and have a fairly noticeable British accent
third, I am Jewish
Fourth not a single girl in my entire school/continent/world/universe likes me

Advice on how to make my life better?
prefferably on the no-girl liking me part

First off, plastic surgery to change your complexion. Tanning booths are also acceptable.

Second, vocal chord surgery to remove your British accent.

Third, convert to either Christianity or atheism (whichever is more popular with girls).

Or, you know, you could stop whining, put yourself out there, and get involved in things.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:25 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 04:22 AM, peanutfoot932 wrote:
Third, convert to either Christianity or atheism (whichever is more popular with girls).

Unless you want a hot Mormon chick who'll do whatever you say, the answer would be atheism.

...but don't compromise yourself for women. That's for posers.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:32 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:10 AM, norcemastero wrote: second, I'm British and have a fairly noticeable British accent

What kind of British accent? I assume you meant English but from what area?

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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:34 AM Reply

Be thankful every day of your life you're not a redhead.


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Response to could my situation get worse? May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:40 AM Reply

Sam?

14 years old (check)
Portland OR (check)
Brittish (check)
NGer (check)
student (check)

Is that you????

Your fucked...