I was reading a topic about how many people die a year from pillows. Then I was astonished at the results.
"The United States ranks 29th in the world in infant mortality, according to data released in October for 2004. It ranked 27th in 2000, 23rd in 1990 and 12th in 1960." - ABC news
"These infants die because they are accidentally smothered by their parents or other children who sleep with them or because they are placed in dangerous overstuffed sofas or heavily blanketed adult beds." VenturaCountryStar.com
I read these all as very, very bias situations. These people are trying to kill our babies. They want to kill all of the next generation so they will not make pillow forts. We all know that anyone over 14 cannot make a pillow fort for they have to breed. Then create the creators of the pillow forts in the next generation. In case of a nuclear attack.
The Communist is paying these article's authors so that when they launch a nuclear attack we won't have any pillow forts. For heaven's sake why in the hell would we not make Pillow forts? They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks. I just can't understand this. This is a huge conspiracy. Huge, like the end of days huge.
MEN! MAKE YOUR PILLOW FORTS!
This thread was just made to recognize the fun in Pillow forts. :3