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Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:29 PM Reply

I was reading a topic about how many people die a year from pillows. Then I was astonished at the results.

"The United States ranks 29th in the world in infant mortality, according to data released in October for 2004. It ranked 27th in 2000, 23rd in 1990 and 12th in 1960." - ABC news

"These infants die because they are accidentally smothered by their parents or other children who sleep with them or because they are placed in dangerous overstuffed sofas or heavily blanketed adult beds." VenturaCountryStar.com

I read these all as very, very bias situations. These people are trying to kill our babies. They want to kill all of the next generation so they will not make pillow forts. We all know that anyone over 14 cannot make a pillow fort for they have to breed. Then create the creators of the pillow forts in the next generation. In case of a nuclear attack.

The Communist is paying these article's authors so that when they launch a nuclear attack we won't have any pillow forts. For heaven's sake why in the hell would we not make Pillow forts? They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks. I just can't understand this. This is a huge conspiracy. Huge, like the end of days huge.

MEN! MAKE YOUR PILLOW FORTS!

This thread was just made to recognize the fun in Pillow forts. :3

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 08:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote:
For heaven's sake why in the hell would we not make Pillow forts? They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks.

but i was already planning on making a house out of twinkies!

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:49 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 08:48 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 5/22/09 08:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote:
For heaven's sake why in the hell would we not make Pillow forts? They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks.
but i was already planning on making a house out of twinkies!

You idiot the twinkies are the insulation


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 08:49 PM, Igotaname13 wrote:
At 5/22/09 08:48 PM, evan210 wrote: but i was already planning on making a house out of twinkies!
You idiot the twinkies are the insulation

oh, ok then. that makes sense.

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 09:05 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 08:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks.

We have desks. DON'T FORGET WE HAVE DESKS!


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:19 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 09:05 PM, Dogmeat wrote: We have desks. DON'T FORGET WE HAVE DESKS!

Well, the obvious answer is to pile pillows on the desks with twinkies between the layers of pillows for warmth...


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:24 AM Reply

At 5/22/09 08:48 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 5/22/09 08:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote:
For heaven's sake why in the hell would we not make Pillow forts? They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks.
but i was already planning on making a house out of twinkies!

no, just no.

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:46 AM Reply

Yes sir!

*Starts making the fort*

Sir, I have ran out of pillows!

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:55 AM Reply

worst way to die is if you fart on someone's pillow and cause him to choke on your gas at night


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:58 AM Reply

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 05:35 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 02:46 AM, Keven11Twenty7 wrote: Yes sir!

*Starts making the fort*

Sir, I have ran out of pillows!

Well don't just stand there; where's your ingenuity!? I want couch-cushions, mattresses, and comforters, throws, and blankets at the area of operations, ASAP!

Where are those engineers? We gotta make some redesigns if we're going to accommodate these men! On the double!


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 06:19 AM Reply

BUT I MUST INFECT WOMEN OF THE NIGHT WITH MY SEED IN HOPES THAT I MAY CARRY ON THE FAULTY GENES OF MY BLOOD.

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 06:22 AM Reply

O Mah Gawd
Pillows are Murderers!! Tell the police!!!!!!

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 27th, 2009 @ 02:26 AM Reply

At 5/23/09 05:35 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 5/23/09 02:46 AM, Keven11Twenty7 wrote: Yes sir!

*Starts making the fort*

Sir, I have ran out of pillows!
Well don't just stand there; where's your ingenuity!? I want couch-cushions, mattresses, and comforters, throws, and blankets at the area of operations, ASAP!

Where are those engineers? We gotta make some redesigns if we're going to accommodate these men! On the double!

Sir! I have good news! I devised how to design the fort!
Matresses for the men's quartering area, couch-cushions as shields, conforters as gunner seats, throws as barricades, and blankets as camoflauge!

My god, I think I deserve a promotion for that.

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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 27th, 2009 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 5/22/09 09:05 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 5/22/09 08:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: They are the only things that we have for protection from Nuclear attacks.
We have desks. DON'T FORGET WE HAVE DESKS!

Quick! Duck under them!!


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Response to Pillow Forts are deadly. May. 27th, 2009 @ 02:48 AM Reply

pillow fights are awesome


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