Forum Topic: A way to kill insults

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Posted at: 5/23/09 01:02 PM

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Or a quick jab in the face will do.

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At 5/23/09 01:02 PM, Cybersief wrote: Or a quick jab in the face will do.

Falcon Punch!

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At 5/23/09 01:02 PM, Cybersief wrote: Or a quick jab in the face will do.

-insert eye roll here- this has been said 45 times, please read or gtfo.

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You could retaliate using morse code by poking them in the face. That would be very annoying.

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At 5/23/09 01:07 PM, crushy wrote: You could retaliate using morse code by poking them in the face. That would be very annoying.

Have fun getting laughed at by onlookers and beaten senseless by the guy you just poked in the eye.

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How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

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At 5/23/09 01:14 PM, AssBreaker wrote: How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

Well that's just random.

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At 5/22/09 03:27 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Lol! I know a way to actually kill insults. If someone is insulting you , there is a way to ruin the whole insult or kill it.

If someone calls you a name just laugh. It will kill the insult. They're probably gonna go like "what the hell we just made fun of him and he's laughing , that is weird!" That will defineitly kill their insult.

Don't you think that is a good way to kill the insults in case someone insults you?

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At 5/23/09 01:20 PM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
At 5/22/09 03:27 PM, Vinny99 wrote:
I don't know where you're from, but when I was in school shit like that earned you a beating.

Yay! 100th reply!

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At 5/23/09 01:04 PM, Diein60s wrote:
At 5/23/09 01:02 PM, Cybersief wrote: Or a quick jab in the face will do.
Falcon Punch!

And that will kill their insults?

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My, my. I have had this conversation many a time and I find from personal experience that the very BEST and most efficient method of killing an insult is a bullet in their face. Kill them and you kill the insult.


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Laughing at the insult is the worst thing you can possibly do. Your showing everyone that you let yourself be pushed around and you won't do anything.

Just say "yeah, your really funny." sarcasticly. Anything is better than just laughing, trust me, it doesn't work.


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If someone says "Fuck you" give them the old fashioned "I know you want to" then if and when they call you gay, respond with "and you're homophobic". They rarely can think of a good comeback past that.

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At 5/22/09 03:28 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: The easiest way to kill an insult is to agree with whoever is insulting you.

A du- the class nerd does that and he don't understands a shit that peapole realy hates him

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there are many general comeback for ex. wen somone goes: ur a fag, u go: u wish etc

but my favorite way at combacks is to confuse the insulter for ex. someone says something and u go, hey dude whats that on ur head? is that.. is that.. oh, sorry its your face, my bad. Rly sorry guy, and pat tem on the shoulder.. there is no way ther're not gonna wanna punch u and violence is sign of lack of intelligence


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The best comeback for an insult is to inform the BBS immediately, print out the replies and read them out loud.


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I usually just agree and act as gay as possible.

I'm pretty good at it.

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At 5/24/09 03:24 PM, Chdonga wrote: If someone says "Fuck you" give them the old fashioned "I know you want to" then if and when they call you gay, respond with "and you're homophobic". They rarely can think of a good comeback past that.

This. It's amazing how a single intelligent witty comeback can completely take down insults directed at you.

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The best way to kill off insults is to say something completely random and off topic, usually random noises work like...
"...Milf!"
"HADOKEN!"
"HahhhhhhhhhhhHAAAAAA *Long Gasp and pop out eyes*...(Long silence)"
"SSSSSsssssssimile......!"
And make sure you smile with a creepy grin and try to make as many unnecessary movements as possible.

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At 5/22/09 03:28 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: The easiest way to kill an insult is to agree with whoever is insulting you.

Agreed, i laugh and agree, thats like..two in 1 damn im smart haha. But yeah thats how i have always handled it most of the time it is a good insult that makes me laugh non THe less

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At 5/22/09 03:28 PM, Complete wrote: The easiest way to kill an insult is to counter it with another insult.

Yep that will "complete" the insult's death.

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At 5/22/09 03:28 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: The easiest way to kill an insult is to agree with whoever is insulting you.

Just say, "I know, Right?"

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The easiest way to kill an insult is to kill the insulter

..right?

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At 5/22/09 03:27 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Don't you think that is a good way to kill the insults in case someone insults you?

Yea, or just a chuckle will definitely kill the attempt.

On a side note, I heard that this one girl was getting raped so she just started eating grass. The raper than got freaked out and left. So just in general, acting weird normally gets someone off of your back.

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you do this

some random asshole: "you're gay with your friend"

you: "yea of course.what of it? "(with sarcasm)

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At 5/22/09 03:28 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: The easiest way to kill an insult is to agree with whoever is insulting you.

This. I fucking piss people off this way.

Ill make a picture to go here later.


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