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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:28 AM
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Ok.
Today, when I was having P.E., I was playing basketball.
Now, mid-class, I was told to sit out. Why, you may but probably don't ask? Not because I broke the rules, not because I was goofing off (which I was), but because I bugged him. Yes, because I bugged him.
Do you have any instances where your teacher punished you you scolded you for something completely idiotic?
No, you.
Posted at: 5/21/09 11:32 AM
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A friend and I found the best way to dick about in PE. We walked around the hall holding hands and pretending to be gay. When the teacher asked us to stop being dickheads, we screamed the word "homophobe" at her and ran away giggiling like five year olds.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:37 AM
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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:38 AM
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Maybe you are one of those annoying people, so you deserved it.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:41 AM
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I wish P.E. would go back to the old days, where you ran around and did push-ups the whole time. It's at least better than people embarrassing themselves at sports every day, and the fatties would get some real exercise for once.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:47 AM
At 5/21/09 11:41 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: I wish P.E. would go back to the old days, where you ran around and did push-ups the whole time. It's at least better than people embarrassing themselves at sports every day, and the fatties would get some real exercise for once.
Are you serious? Last year my PE class was ice skating, and another went to a dry ski slope. Previously the options were to stand in a field and pretend to play football, or stand in a field and pretend to play rugby. Bear in mind that all this was in the freezing cold Scottish Northeast.
Posted at: 5/21/09 11:49 AM
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At 5/21/09 11:32 AM, TheGyro wrote: A friend and I found the best way to dick about in PE. We walked around the hall holding hands and pretending to be gay. When the teacher asked us to stop being dickheads, we screamed the word "homophobe" at her and ran away giggiling like five year olds.
Pretending... suuuuurrreeeee.
lol jk I do that shit all the time.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 11:53 AM
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Reminds me of when we were doing circuits in P.E. once. Our teacher told us to start by doing step-ups on a bench, so two of my mates started doing that while I sat on the end till we switched over. The teacher came over and started yelling at me for slacking off and eventually said, "Would you rather go outside in the rain and do cross country?" I stood up and said "Yeah alright, cheerio!" and ran out the room to the sound of everyone laughing... good times.
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At 5/21/09 11:49 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:
Actually, the other dude claims to be bisexual. Homophobe!
Posted at: 5/21/09 11:55 AM
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Well, a teacher once gave me a zero because a fucking random guy came in the class and started insulting me while I was doing my exam. Thanks, faggot.
Posted at: 5/21/09 11:59 AM
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I only hate P.E. because they do the same sports over and over again, and the gym is NEVER open for male students, so either I have to go in there with all the girls (nothing wrong with it to me, just the fact that the teachers seem to say no all of the time, and I only get changed in the primary hall), or I go around the field over and over, which I'm not allowed to because the teachers think I'm going to wag it.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 12:00 PM
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I agree. I hate shit like baseball and football. I look like a fucking idiot when someone throws a ball at me and i can´t catch it.
Posted at: 5/21/09 12:03 PM
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I don't mind P.E, it's just the cocky bastards that do it. If you do anything wrong, you're dead.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 12:05 PM
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It's an easy class to get a good grade in, so at least you'll probably get that.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 12:07 PM
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At 5/21/09 11:55 AM, triplenoob wrote: Well, a teacher once gave me a zero because a fucking random guy came in the class and started insulting me while I was doing my exam. Thanks, faggot.
Did he shout "Lol Fag" by any chance? (those who read cyanide and happiness should get the reference)
Also, I used to have a teacher who in class would start to ask other students which person he should give detention to that day. Said students never actually did anything wrong. It's quite a feeling to actually see people plotting against you. He was the best teacher ever, still.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 12:09 PM
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At 5/21/09 12:05 PM, Ericho wrote: It's an easy class to get a good grade in, so at least you'll probably get that.
Not really. In my old school a kid failed p.e. because he kept talking too much.
Wait, you actually get qualifications for P.E.? I can understand BTEC and the more... scientific side to it. But just the physical side is something completely new to me...
Posted at: 5/21/09 12:10 PM
The grade you get in P.E doesn´t matter though.
Posted at: 5/21/09 04:04 PM
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I once got kicked out of class because I hit a kid in the face with a basketball and he started crying.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 04:08 PM
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Me and my freind Biff used to take Valium and just sit around laughing on the bleachers. Once we stole this kid Amar's shoe and he took a dump in it in the locker room. It was classic.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 04:09 PM
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yeah I hate P.E too, I gotta run on a track in the back of the gym, but I won't cuz I'm fat, plus I don't wanna swim, in the pool, in the gym, 'Cause the girls see my tits, And they point and they laugh 'cause a dude has tits.
Nah, I'm not really fat.
Posted at: 5/21/09 04:12 PM
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I somehow developed a skill with which I could piss off teachers immensely without breaking the rules. It was always fun and and it got me out of a lot of gym and it's stupid games.
Posted at: 5/21/09 04:20 PM
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One of the limited memories I have from elementary school is how unfair my second grade teacher was, she was a bitter woman which made everyone who attended her class hate school.
I was sent to the Principal's office for not completing a minor sheet of classwork once, she got in more trouble than I had.
Posted at: 5/21/09 04:22 PM
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At 5/21/09 11:28 AM, FurFurLife wrote: Ok. Today, when I was having P.E., I was playing basketball. Now, mid-class, I was told to sit out. Why, you may but probably don't ask? Not because I broke the rules, not because I was goofing off (which I was), but because I bugged him. Yes, because I bugged him. Do you have any instances where your teacher punished you you scolded you for something completely idiotic?
If you were goofing off, which you said you were, then you were probably bugging him because of that.
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Respect your motherfucking teacher.
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No, because I'm a good student that pays attention when the coach starts talking.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 04:25 PM
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I so thought thus was going to be about P.E.I Prince Edward Island.
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Posted at: 5/21/09 04:29 PM
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When we were supposed to run, i walked.
Posted at: 5/21/09 04:31 PM
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Oh well... i don't think a lot of people here really care.THat's your life you deal with it!
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Posted at: 5/21/09 04:33 PM
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Not really, but I love P.E. anyway. Even when I am punished I love it when the coach pushes me. Makes me do push-ups til my arms give out.
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