How To Get High. Easy. Free.

[Eatsalottagrass]

Well, I just discovered a way to get high easily and free.
IT'S FUCKING AMAZING. YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
1.Sit on the edge of your bed (Like you would on a chair)
2. Put your head inbetween your knees.
3. Breath in and out as fast and deep as you can for about 30 seconds
4. Quickly sit up,close your eyes and make all the blood rush to your head (Hold it like that for about 7 seconds)
5.fall backwards
6.You will pass out for 3 seconds. When you wake up you will feel really good and a bit loopy. you will feel like you slept for like an hour.
Congratulations, you will be high for the next 3 minutes or so.
Don't do this TOO OFTEN! If you do it repeatedly to often, it could cause an anurism. Other than that, it's completely healthy.
(NOTE: IF YOU GET A BAD HEADACHE AFTER DOING THIS, YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG AND DIDN'T PASS OUT)

[xXxAlecxXx]

Some kid died doing that

[Eatsalottagrass]

At 5/21/09 12:32 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Some kid died doing that

From doing it excessively. Which I warn NOT TO DO.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/21/09 12:33 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:32 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Some kid died doing that

From doing it excessively. Which I warn NOT TO DO.

I hope to god it makes to sterile

[matrix5565]

At 5/21/09 12:33 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:32 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Some kid died doing that

From doing it excessively. Which I warn NOT TO DO.

You didn't say that they could FUCKING DIE!

[Eatsalottagrass]

At 5/21/09 12:34 AM, matrix5565 wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:33 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:32 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Some kid died doing that

From doing it excessively. Which I warn NOT TO DO.

You didn't say that they could FUCKING DIE!

You can get an ANURISM.
AN ANURISM IS A BLOOD VESSEL EXPLODING IN YOUR HEAD.
faggot.

[matrix5565]

It's aneurysm.
I'd be willing to bet that half of the NG community has no idea what an aneurysm even is.

[TheZach]

Wow really? You might as well play a quick game of Russian roulette.

Stick to Marijuana boys and girls.

[FunkmasterCatking]

At 5/21/09 12:35 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

You can get an ANURISM.
AN ANURISM IS A BLOOD VESSEL EXPLODING IN YOUR HEAD.

Yeah, perfectly healthy.

[Eatsalottagrass]

At 5/21/09 12:38 AM, FunkmasterCatking wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:35 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

You can get an ANURISM.
AN ANURISM IS A BLOOD VESSEL EXPLODING IN YOUR HEAD.

Yeah, perfectly healthy.

Once again, this is only true if you do it OVER AND OVER AGAIN without waiting for your high to go down.

[Eclipse914]

So, youre telling people to get high for 3 minutes, all the while risking a blood vessel popping in their head?

You fucking moron.

[jmalouin7]

Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

[Eclipse914]

At 5/21/09 12:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

He probably did, too.

[Fedges]

every hear of oxygen deprivation you stupid fuck?

[Serphyas]

At 5/21/09 12:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

Hahaha...

But seriously folks, just buy a bag of weed.

[Night-Guard]

Welll... i'm just doing my medecine studies and by what i know, it's heathly if you're not excessive... the pH of your blood just goes really high after taking to much oxygen and by increasing the blood rate to you head it's just a weird rush because your body wants to lower the pH. THe problem is if you have some blood coagulation problem it can be dangerous

[Digital-Terror]

At 5/21/09 12:37 AM, matrix5565 wrote: It's aneurysm.
I'd be willing to bet that half of the NG community has no idea what an aneurysm even is.

And I'd bet that you stole my sig idea.

[matrix5565]

At 5/21/09 12:51 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: And I'd bet that you stole my sig idea.

:P
I actually saw someone with a sig that said "Some account type thingy here" and worked off of that. I hadn't seen yours until today.

I hate sigs and avatars, I love the level icons. They mean I don't to try and be original.

[BrainlessDan]

Sounds useless.

That is why i smoke weed, no need for that.

Plus that sounds like it is a bad idea.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/21/09 12:45 AM, Serphyas wrote:

At 5/21/09 12:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

Hahaha...

But seriously folks, just buy a bag of weed.

Yeah, thats really what you do. get drunk, smoke weed...do pills if ya have to, but dont play a new version of space monkey.....

[mariomusicmaker1]

Soooo... bursting blood vessils and exerting excess pressure on your brain is perfictly healthy...

[TheZach]

I also heard that if you slam a brick into your face you'll be feeling pretty good for like 5 minutes.

You gotta do it hard though, don't be a pussy.

[Night-Guard]

At 5/21/09 01:03 AM, TheZach wrote: I also heard that if you slam a brick into your face you'll be feeling pretty good for like 5 minutes.

You gotta do it hard though, don't be a pussy.

LOLLLLLLL
ehhh taht was so nice

[Serbian-terrorist]

Sounds to similar to that rope thingy where you pass out from deprivation of oxygen and the feeling is great.

I will stick to my eight, after all, I do live in the Netherlands.

[Night-Guard]

At 5/21/09 01:05 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Sounds to similar to that rope thingy where you pass out from deprivation of oxygen and the feeling is great.

I will stick to my eight, after all, I do live in the Netherlands.

NOt really the same thing
Right now you have to much oxygen.
It's less dangerous.
Still it's not really safe.
But you're neural cells can't die. That is the difference...

[Kinspin]

This isn't something to joke about, my brother died from doing this.

[TurtleKirby101]

Good idea but I don't think I'll try it what with all this talk about bursting blood vessels, what that other guy said, etc. And passing out don't sound very good and since it's only 3 mins it don't seem like a good idea.

[Michaelas10]

No thanks I'll just stick to chocking myself

[ChipsDipz]

I JUST TRIED IT LOLOL

[TurtleKirby101]

At 5/21/09 01:39 AM, ChipsDipz wrote: I JUST TRIED IT LOLOL

Does it work?