When people need to just stfu...

[TheFaces]

Have you ever been in a class, or a meeting, and you get those people that just NEED to SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
I had one of those moments today.
I was in a meeting, and I was trying to talk to the speaker. Well as I was trying to speak with them, three people off in the corner just wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! So I mention, "Why the hell is anybody else talking right now?" and I get a snappy return with "Because we want to!"
I snap my head around, and see this small black woman, and two Hispanic women looking back at me with the dumbest look I could possibly have imagined. I tell them, "Well, I'm trying to make a point here, and if you would shut the fuck up, then somebody might be able to hear something besides YOU!"
The Hispanic girl on the left looks at me with horror, and disgust, and says "Well then maybe you should just grow a pair, and talk louder."
It was at this point that I absolutely HAD to get up, and walk out of the room, because I was obviously not going to win against what I like to call "Four year old logic". So before I got all the way out of the room, I reached in the break room fridge, pulled out a can of soda, and hucked it at the floor right at their feet. It exploded like I knew it would, and literally soaked them with delicious root beer, and vengeance. The entire room started dieing of laughter, and they made a bee line straight for me, and were going to probably attempt to cuss me out, but before they could, I bolted out the door, and held it shut, to hear them screaming random threats, and obscenities through the door, along with the roar of laughter from the thirty odd something other people in the room.

I was thoroughly satisfied with my performance, and the moral of the story is, STFU Or you may end up covered in Root beer.

[Toukeman]

You have an amazing sense of justice. Great job!

*claps*

[Ghost1124]

You could have just politely told them to listen.

But of course your a newgrounder.

[ninjakoopa-33]

At 5/21/09 12:18 AM, Ghost1124 wrote: You could have just politely told them to listen.

But where's the fun in that?

@TheFaces
You sir, are my hero! Justice has been served!
*claps*

[Laughingbox]

I, good sir, must follow your example.

Now, does anybody have a can of root beer?

[Generalissimus]

Oh, I like your thinking! Good job!

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Brilliant. Talk is cheap anyway.

[Night-Guard]

They wouldnt listen anyways..

[WilliWowza]

Overreaction much.

Though the story sounds pretty falsified anyway, unless you have some kind of rage problem like Adam Sandler in that film he was in.

I think it was called Angry Sandler.

[mariomusicmaker1]

haha great!

[TheFaces]

At 5/21/09 01:21 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Overreaction much.

Though the story sounds pretty falsified anyway, unless you have some kind of rage problem like Adam Sandler in that film he was in.

I think it was called Angry Sandler.

Nope, all true. I just don't like being interrupted when I'm speaking. It really would have done no good to ask nicely. They were obviously just overly self righteous shewoman man hater feminist bitches.
Honestly, I do have a rage problem though. I'm the guy that you see at the party that somebody will make some off hand joke about, I'll overhear it, or it will get back around to me, and I'll bust a planter over their head.

I REAAAAAAAAALLLY Don't like being disrespected.

[theblackhat]

yeah

[Boss]

I feel honored to have read this amazing tale.

[Gameg00n]

Good job dude!! Show 'em some respect! I think i might try the same technique someday!

[Toiletpaper]

At 5/20/09 11:55 PM, TheFaces wrote: Have you ever been in a class, or a meeting, and you get those people that just NEED to SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

Yes. Everyone has moments like these. It's daily for me. One of my classmates can't figure out when to STFU, even if the professor yells at him to do so.

[CowBoyEmo]

pretty funny. You should have killed them though.

[WilliWowza]

At 5/21/09 04:31 AM, TheFaces wrote:

I REAAAAAAAAALLLY Don't like being disrespected.

Well you a bitch ass hoe with some junk in yo trunk.

[Lost-Chances]

I used to get it often in Psychology in one of the rooms I had it in when two chavs would talk to each other just behind me through-out it non-stop. Luckily, they've most likely failed. Especially considering one of them admitted he'd be surprised if he got a grade.