I'm bored

[NeverHundred]

I need a new line of work. I'm considering trying switching over to a career in bounty hunting. Maybe I'd just work at it part time. How does one get there foot in the door in the career of reckless vigilantism?

[MrFrizzleFry]

Just start arresting people, you'll eventually find someone with a bounty on their head.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/20/09 07:05 PM, MrFrizzleFry wrote: Just start arresting people, you'll eventually find someone with a bounty on their head.

Yeah, I already did that. But I don't think any of them have bounties on there heads and it's getting really costly feeding and housing all these potential suspects.

[Recep-Lan]

BORED

[NeverHundred]

At 5/20/09 07:20 PM, Recep-Lan wrote: BORED

I know, I should have put some thought into the thread title. I'm thinking it should have been called, "Bounty Hunter" that would have made a lot more sense wouldn't it.

[ngfan14]

At 5/20/09 07:07 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/20/09 07:05 PM, MrFrizzleFry wrote: Just start arresting people, you'll eventually find someone with a bounty on their head.

Yeah, I already did that. But I don't think any of them have bounties on there heads and it's getting really costly feeding and housing all these potential suspects.

Make them fight for their food!!

[AwesomeX]

Take the ones without warrants and hold an underground gladiator arena in your basement.

[TheJamoke]

I agree with the op. I want a new career. Something exciting and unpredictable. I wonder how does one go about breaking into the world of being a mafia goon.

[Mansell]

Be very big, covered in scars, and smoke thick cigars.
Or be a God Bothering Southern bigot.

Ring any bells?

[DumbassDude]

At 5/20/09 07:04 PM, NeverHundred wrote: How does one get there foot in the door in the career of reckless vigilantism?

No one appreciates a vigilante, no one even appreciates fucking Spiderman, he's a menace you see.

[aninjaman]

Why not just be a cop.
Its like a bounty hunter that makes money and has real responsibility.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/20/09 07:32 PM, mansellscore wrote: Be very big, covered in scars, and smoke thick cigars.
Or be a God Bothering Southern bigot.

Ring any bells?

Damn it. I'm not one of those. I'm skinny, without any scaring and I've only ever smoked pot. I'm also a godless northerner.

Who am I kidding I couldn't make it as a dog catcher let alone a bounty hunter.

[aninjaman]

Dress up as batman and attack some inner-city crack dealers. You will get shot but it will make for good news.

[Urban-Champion]

At 5/20/09 07:38 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/20/09 07:32 PM, mansellscore wrote: Be very big, covered in scars, and smoke thick cigars.
Or be a God Bothering Southern bigot.

I'm skinny, without any scaring and I've only ever smoked pot. I'm also a godless northerner.

You should work for Microsoft.

/thread

[AwesomeX]

Buy a cape and gas mask, then attack some kids who were spray painting. They will call you something awesome.
"Crime pays, but crime doesnt SPRAY through this mask, WAPOW, BOOM, KICK"

[speakerlight]

Go to new orleans,TA-DA all the work you will ever want s a bounty hunter.

But you might first want to get your bounty hunter license from

Any one of your choices.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/20/09 07:37 PM, aninjaman wrote: Why not just be a cop.
Its like a bounty hunter that makes money and has real responsibility.

But he gets to make out upsidedown. How cool is that?!

[NeverHundred]

At 5/20/09 07:49 PM, speakerlight wrote: Go to new orleans,TA-DA all the work you will ever want s a bounty hunter.

But you might first want to get your bounty hunter license from

Any one of your choices.

Although I could never actually survive for two days as a bounty-hunter... but now I have to get the license simply for the badass points.