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Religion is just about the dumbest thing in the world. All religious VS atheist arguements boil down to: YOU CANT PROVE GOD ISNT REAL SO NYAH. Of course we can't prove god isn't real, because the idea of a invisible man in the sky who watches over the earth MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. It's just stupid, believing in something that isn't there. We're just a bunch of chemical fuckups that happen to go well together. Honestly though, thinking that there's an all powerful god that watches over the earth because humans are "special" just proves how ignorant people who believe in him are.

HEY GUISE SOME GUY UP THE SKY MADE US I KNOW IT CUZ I WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPEND JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU BYE

At 5/29/09 07:18 AM, Yiffy wrote: HEY GUISE SOME GUY UP THE SKY MADE US I KNOW IT CUZ I WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPEND JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU BYE

....I thought that satan lived under the earth?

At 5/20/09 12:41 PM, Tahnok wrote: Still makes this hilarious to read though.

That is just retarded, I hate those who try to dispute Evolution when it is essentially fact.

At 5/29/09 05:25 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 5/20/09 01:02 PM, junkietomato wrote: Evolution is JUST a theory like gravity is JUST a theory.

It's not a theory when you discover a 40-foot tall big dinosaur who ate every goddamn animal it could chase down and kill (Tyrannosaurus Rex). Also without gravity your ass would probably be in space, so shut the fuck up about gravity before we vote to have you launched into space.

I believe the implication is that gravity is a fact. Thus evolution would be as well. Not the other way aroond.

Jesus planted it there to trick us

At 5/29/09 09:26 AM, Grammer wrote: Jesus planted it there to trick us

the real question is why

At 5/29/09 09:33 AM, K111 wrote:

At 5/29/09 09:26 AM, Grammer wrote: Jesus planted it there to trick us

the real question is why

because he's a jew.

obviously

You know what I saw this about a week ago, but forgot about it.
I think it's really cool, but we'll never find our link.
Millions of animals we'll never know about, since not everything dead is fossilized.

Bookmarked this thread for Christians who are going to make threads in the future for proving that evolution isn't true.
And seriously, why do Christians get always so annoyed if say something about evolution.
Maybe they know that it's true, but they don't want to admit it because otherwise their belief
would like some big shit pile, it already is a big shit pile anyway.

At 5/20/09 07:31 AM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Finally creationists can shut the fuck up!

Also, did anybody notice googles homepage today?

Creationists? Wrong debate.

Shit, thats cool!

Look this is what i know, I think that every one who bealives in a god started off beaving that he/she/it was real because they were too scaired of death. just think, in what religon dous it say 'and they rotted down to soil'? no each and every religon has some way of comeing back- going to hevan or coming back as a bird, they started off the religon because they could not understand that when we die there is nothing left.well nothing left to us.

At 5/29/09 12:39 PM, Icemixx wrote: I think that every one who bealives in a god started off beaving that he/she/it was real because they were too scaired of death.

This would be like me saying, "Everyone who doesn't believe in God does so to look rebelious and cool in front of their peers."

At 5/29/09 07:28 AM, Pugberto wrote:

At 5/20/09 12:41 PM, Tahnok wrote: Still makes this hilarious to read though.

That is just retarded, I hate those who try to dispute Evolution when it is essentially fact.

LOL

Fact is, no one alive right now was around long enough to have witnessed evolution. Saying something is a definite fact, when you weren't even around to see it, kinda not the best way to convince someone. Evolution is still just a theory. An extremely popular one. But just because something is popular, doesn't make it a fact. It just means a shitload of folks believe something to be a fact.

At 5/29/09 01:15 PM, Monocrom wrote:

Fact is, no one alive right now was around long enough to have witnessed evolution. Saying something is a definite fact, when you weren't even around to see it, kinda not the best way to convince someone. Evolution is still just a theory. An extremely popular one.

It makes more sense than an invisible man in the sky who controls everything.

At 5/29/09 01:15 PM, Monocrom wrote:
Fact is, no one alive right now was around long enough to have witnessed evolution. Saying something is a definite fact, when you weren't even around to see it, kinda not the best way to convince someone. Evolution is still just a theory. An extremely popular one. But just because something is popular, doesn't make it a fact. It just means a shitload of folks believe something to be a fact.

You cant just say "you weren't there, you can't prove it"
With that method, all of history is a "theory"

Finally
It's about time
I hope this will change the mind of a few creationists

At 5/20/09 07:03 AM, flashwarrior wrote: If apes evolve into humans, that means in about a million years, our apes today will start becoming humans.

Not exactly. Each set of species gets subdivided and only those with prediposition to evolve in order to survive, can do that. If atual apes have no several issues on surviving, like for example, not being able to reach an especific fruit or anything like that, then they'll not evolve, or evolve in a much slower rate
But the planet wouldn't survive this long, anyway

God can't make evolution. That statement is ignorant of the natural mechanisms that drive it. There is nothing magic that causes creatures to evolve. You want to know how? Simple - open Wikipedia, and look up "evolution". It's not that difficult. You will learn a lot.

I thought I found the pissing link yesterday, but it turned out to be a 3 year old mouldy waffle.

It would be beyond convenient, to religious people starts to say that God created evolution...

"Look guys, we can't argue with the existence of this anymore, so we'll just start saying that it's true, but it was our god, the responsible for it"

At 5/30/09 05:57 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I thought I found the pissing link yesterday, but it turned out to be a 3 year old mouldy waffle.

*missing, crap

I swear, it's a typo.

Christfags will say it died with the flood, just like the dinosaurs. Also, their argument is that no monkey has ever become a human yet.... that's their argument. Yup... It must happen in their time, or else it aint real.

At 5/30/09 06:03 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: Also, their argument is that no monkey has ever become a human yet.... that's their argument. Yup... It must happen in their time, or else it aint real.

Oh my, are you actually accepting their premise?

Current apes are not going to turn into homosapiens... you know that right?

At 5/20/09 12:24 PM, BunnyReaper77 wrote: this is bull...that thing looks like a dead rat...also can I ask WHY ARN'T WE STILL EVOLING!?

That is simple, we don't need to.

Like someone said before me, the reason apes don't evole now is because they don't need to, they are fine as they are now.

Same as humans.

We don't need to evole, as there is no need to, we are fine as we are now

At 5/30/09 06:09 AM, Angerpains wrote: That is simple, we don't need to.

Oh dear God.. do any of you have the slightest clue about evolution?

Yes, we are currently evolving. Species are ALWAYS evolving. There is no 'end point', no perfect creature.

Evolutionary theory goes like this, for those of you that do not know...

Animal mates and reproduces offspring. In each offspring, there are mutations in their genes that produce certain characteristics that may or may not be beneficial for survival. If the characteristics are beneficial - for example, being able to run faster - then the animal has a greater chance of survival than other animals in it's species (running away from predators, in this case). This means that the animal has more of a chance of reproducing than its peers; and when it does reproduce, the trait of being able to run faster will be passed down to it's offspring.

Animals don't just decide to 'turn off' evolution because they are satisfied with their current state.. that's nonsense. If you do not know what you are talking about, don't act like you do.

Not gonna solve anything, all the religious fucktards are so narrow-minded it's just no use anymore.

As my dad always says, "In Case of Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?"

At 5/30/09 09:11 AM, Davidzx wrote: hmm, thats the thing, if apes became humans, then what will humans become?

another big mystery we will find out eventually.

David talking about evolution makes as much sense as attempting to teach algebra to a chicken.

At 5/30/09 09:11 AM, Davidzx wrote: hmm, thats the thing, if apes became humans, then what will humans become?

Cyborgs.