It's so hot out that:

[altr]

Just came back inside from having 14 soaked bath towels stapled to my nuts and jumping on the trampoline, on my face, to create the first ever swampballcooler.

The kids call it "the tramp". God bless them and their staring at the sun. And my balls.

So what do you guys do to cool off?

This reminds me of that spike lee movie with the ice cubes and fro vagina.

[Tykwa]

Cold shower.

[Zombified]

Put my head in the freezer. Or loiter around the frozen foods isle for hours at a time.

[Zerok]

Find a nice basement.

[liljim]

At 5/19/09 11:59 PM, altr wrote: So what do you guys do to cool off?

Beat you in the nutsack. I love that sport.

[Wrathlust]

It's been raining here, so I've only been working on the Heretic medal all day.

[HydraliskElite]

At 5/20/09 12:02 AM, Zerok wrote: Find a nice basement.

Same here. The basement never fails me.

[Leidolfr]

you can still see your breath here somedays.....

[RandomExploit]

Eat ice cubes, or nutritionally void cold treats packed full with artificial flavorings and colorings.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Thanks for that great mental image. However, a cold shower usually does the trick for me.

[cast]

I sit on the air vent with the AC on.. Naked, with my asshole spread wide open. With a mist fan.

[SugarQmuffin69]

go skateboarding and then hit up the community pool for some nice Dives and shit!

[uzi47]

After a cold shower, lay down on my living room floor wearing just a tank-top with shorts under the fan on high. Just laying there still for awhile.

It works very well...

[Leidolfr]

At 5/20/09 12:08 AM, cast wrote: I sit on the air vent with the AC on.. Naked, with my asshole spread wide open. With a mist fan.

ever concider acting?

[Jamoke]

Drinking bare ass in a kiddie pool.

[altr]

At 5/20/09 12:02 AM, liljim wrote: Beat you in the nutsack. I love that sport.

That's beyond a funny image as you're just the right height to try and jump kick my balls and still miss, off of a tower of phone books.

You guys all suck, by the way. You're not cooled off until you become a viking, travel 7,000 miles across the long forgotten land bridge between Europe and South Caninjuna and bang an Ice Fairy. Fucking pussies.

[cast]

At 5/20/09 12:19 AM, altr wrote: Fucking pussies.

No you. >: (

[SugarQmuffin69]

keep raising the heat on your heater in the hopes that the government will do something about that damn heat!

[liljim]

At 5/20/09 12:19 AM, altr wrote:

At 5/20/09 12:02 AM, liljim wrote: Beat you in the nutsack. I love that sport.

That's beyond a funny image as you're just the right height to try and jump kick my balls and still miss, off of a tower of phone books.

I guess we can try it next month. BTW, altr is like the brother I never had.

[altr]

At 5/20/09 12:27 AM, liljim wrote: I guess we can try it next month. BTW, altr is like the brother I never had.

Don't make me spank me how I like it (I get the Sunday dress this time)

At 5/20/09 12:28 AM, uzi47 wrote: Well, have you done this Mr. Baddass?

The pictures of Sam's vagina are being studied by NASA and the MWNMFATGITM.

(Men With No More Faces After They Gazed Into That Mess, pronounced: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAghghhH)

[altr]

AAAAAAHHHH MY BALLLLLLLS

[ninjakoopa-33]

As odd as it may sound, it's cold where I'm at. I mean like winter cold.
Something is wrong here....

[DrClay]

swim, I love having a pool

[HandsomePete]

That sounds like way too much work. To cool off, I like to rub my body with fish and let myself be kidnapped and violated by polar bears.

[ninjakoopa-33]

At 5/20/09 12:59 AM, DrClay wrote: swim, I love having a pool

I love swimming! Makes me wish I had a pool though =(

Whenever it does get hot out here, I usually do something that involves water. Whether it be swimming in a pool, playing war with water guns, or throwing around water balloons, it's always good for cooling off and having fun.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 5/20/09 12:33 AM, altr wrote:

Don't make me spank me how I like it (I get the Sunday dress this time)

D'awwww you guys.

The pictures of Sam's vagina are being studied by NASA and the MWNMFATGITM.

(Men With No More Faces After They Gazed Into That Mess, pronounced: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAghghhH)

Like so?

[matrix5565]

Iced tea :)

and the sweat from having sex with all your mothers >:)

[Phobotech]

Car. Air Conditioner. Full-blast. Shade.

[Hornby]

You're so lucky. I live down in NZ and it's autumn-winter here. It's too damn cold here

[Krbyfan1]

Picture me. Sitting on my couch, shirtless, with the fan going flopping my fatness around like there's no tomorrow.

You're welcome :3