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Bastard Tetris 2009-05-19 21:54:24 Reply

Have any of you played this game?

Essentially, it's a version of the classic Tetris game, except the programmers have put in a certain algorithm that causes it to provide the player with the least-usable block possible. You know when you're waiting for that straight line block to come down so you can clear four lines at once? Well in the original Tetris it was down to bad luck if you didn't get the block you needed, but in BasTet (Bastard Tetris) the game purposely makes sure it doesn't give you the one block you need.

I just played it for the second time and got three lines in the whole game. On the original Tetris I once got something like 140.

You can download it here. Scroll down the page to find the Windows port. Just extract it into a new folder and there you go! No installing or anything.

Enjoy, if you can.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 01:11:26 Reply

Sounds...

painful
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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 02:48:01 Reply

At 5/20/09 01:11 AM, Samen wrote: Sounds...
painful

seconded.

I dont wanna play this game :(


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 06:14:06 Reply

At 5/20/09 02:48 AM, tally1989 wrote: I dont wanna play this game :(

But you must!

What I've noticed as well, is that after a few games on Bastard Tetris, I went to have a go on normal Tetris and found myself actually a lot sharper-minded while playing it because I kept expecting the game to provide me with hard-to-use blocks.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 06:44:25 Reply

I may as well go play a game with a computer solved checkers or minesweeper that only has mines. Why play such a painful game?


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 06:58:52 Reply

I managed to clear a grand total of TWO lines, spread out across five seperate games...

That game really is a bastard...

I thought I was pretty good at tetris too :(

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 16:03:45 Reply

I played it. most of the pieces are the same one as before. and in the corner it teases you saying "not gonna give you this one"

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 16:22:00 Reply

This game will make many gamers just ether laugh and shut down the game or make a hole on the computer.

Would make a fine aprils joke...


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 16:57:46 Reply

Ha! I Pwn. i got THREE LINES


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 17:02:18 Reply

NO! DON'T DO THIS

As if I didn't rage quit enough with normal Tetris... this is like a red rag to me, the raging aggro bull.


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 19:45:53 Reply

At 5/20/09 04:57 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Ha! I Pwn. i got THREE LINES

My record is four lines. I heard of someone getting six, which must be nigh on impossible.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 19:47:26 Reply

Once you have mastered that, you have fucking mastered Tetris.


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 20:16:38 Reply

Looks pretty retro I remember talking with someone the other day and they for some reason belive that tetris is the worst game of all time

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 20:18:42 Reply

I'll pass.


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 20:29:58 Reply

I prefer normal Tetris.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 22:56:52 Reply

In a game like that, you feel accomplished even getting 1 line.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-20 23:03:24 Reply

I got 1 line. That's just evil.


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-21 00:56:57 Reply

I've been working on a certain strategy to try and get as many lines as possible. Just managed to get five in my last game.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-21 01:25:13 Reply

Sorry to double post, but I've achieved the unthinkable; NINE LINES!

Allow me to share the strategy with y'all. You can see it partly displayed in the pic below.

Basically, you build a big wall at one side of the screen with as few gaps as possible. And then use as many flatter pieces as you can to build a kind of 'roof' over most of the screen, ideally leaving a two-block gap at one side. The game seems to read the two or three layers closest to the top of the screen, so if you've put a kind-of barrier at the top, it will send down blocks that you can actually use to your advantage underneath the 'roof'.

It's not as easy as it sounds but if I can get to ten lines by the end of tonight I will be a happy cat.

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-26 07:15:12 Reply

ohh.. That's hard... Thanks yurgenburgen.. I will try it surely...

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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-05-26 12:36:05 Reply

I got 2 lines, im going to try normal tetris I bet I do 100x better.


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Response to Bastard Tetris 2009-12-23 23:42:02 Reply

This seems similar to I-Mockery's charity Tetris game.


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