Know how I can make money online?

[AwesomeIam]

I'm a little frustrated right now because I need a way to make some money. I'm trying to buy a car so I can get a real job afterwards. Does anybody know how I can do it online? I know I can make money here, but that's not enough.

I'm thinking of just getting a $2000 - $2500 car that won't break down or one that doesn't have too many problems.

Before you ask, I've tried Googling it and all I can find is those bullshit sites that just take your information and spam you.

[Frenzy]

Points 2 Shop

You can buy stuff off amazon.com, or take the cash, I believe.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Sell stuff on eBay.

But really, you're not going to make a fortune from the internet. Go out and get a job.

[Halvgoeden]

At 5/19/09 04:35 PM, AwesomeIam wrote:

I'm trying to buy a car so I can get a real job afterwards.

I don't understand how car=job and not the other way around.

[Dean]

Seriously man. You'll be a millionaire in no time at all.

[AwesomeIam]

At 5/19/09 04:43 PM, The-Condor wrote: Heres how you do it:

get off the computer.
get a job
????
PROFIT

And how am I supposed to get to said job. Buses don't run through my city. I can't walk because everything in my town is so spaced out.

[Sheizenhammer]

Amateur webcam porn.

You'd be surprised how much some sites offer for that shit.

And if you're obviously underage.... well, no-one said it had to be you in the videos. >:D

[PrawDuhJee]

Newgrounds rev, make a good flash and get it front paged.

[Glowstick-warroir]

3 ways to use the internet for money:

1: Black Jack, or Poker. if your a really good player, you can make a profit. they are games of skill not luck. You also might delevup a gambling addictoin that will cost you touthands of dollars down the road, and end in vegus with your new wife, a stripper named Stars (who got her name by the blue star tattues on her [use your imagtoinartoin]) and 6 lines of cokecaine.

2: Make a porno. This seems well and good and the porn industry makes more money then hollywood per year. they are also fast growing, and work well in a failing encomany. when your gf breaks up with you because you lost your job and are eating cat food becuase you cant afford anything else (and you sold/ate your cat), College drunk 7 seems like a good way to spend an monday morning. The down side is, you need to convence a girl get naked in your house. Consitering you don't have a job and might be eating cat/catfood right now. you might be stuck with man on man gay porn... and that makes like a 6ths the money.

3: get all your frends to geather, and google "how to make a bomb" and rob a bank. The ecomanys down and it's the 30s again, bank robings all the rage! drive in a black car and dress in suits, and the coppers won't changene you! Remeber, your a mobster. You own this town.

But, if your not a mobster, and you don't own this town. this will end with you in jail with an inmated named Big Bubba. Just go somewhere else when he comes. Go some where else.

[CryogenChaos]

Well, one of the well-known ways to make money is selling things on CafePress. However, considering everyone and their fucking dog does that, it's not a very good option, unless you make something like a webcomic or flash series to go along with it, or you're obscenely good at marketing.

Another, less known version of this is making jewelry and things on Ponoko. Of course, there's still the sticky mess of creation costs, as well as shipping. I'm not entirely sure how much the individual materials cost, but from what I've seen, a product that you sell for $40.00 will net you maybe $15. Again, I'm not entirely sure, but many of the products I've seen made are obscenely expensive, so the net gain is either not that much, or people don't know how to price.

Finally, the third in the series of making things and selling them online is the option of 3D printing with Shapeways. Basically, you design something, upload it to your account, and you can have it "printed" out and sent to you in full 3D glory. Now, the obvious downside to this is size and expense. The options for size are aggressively small, and the larger you make an object, the more expensive it gets (due to material 'n shipping costs), so you'd have to make something really small that people would want.

Basically, if you're very talented at either art or marketing (both, preferably), then this would be the route to go. You won't become an Internet millionaire (unless you're fucking lucky, then I better get a cut of the loot >:( ), but it's a nice way to make some extra cash.

[katyperryy]

Do the live cam porn, you'll earn big bucks, just send them images of you, heck they'll send you a web cam.

[Eclipse]

I make money creating quality FPS games and selling them for around $5, and thats how I make my money. Its decent, and I enjoy VG creation so I can do something I love and make money at the same time.

Please see sig.

[Generalissimus]

Get a job you lazy bastard. You're not going to make that kind of money online anytime soon.

[CryogenChaos]

At 5/19/09 05:41 PM, Eclipse914 wrote: I make money creating quality FPS games and selling them for around $5, and thats how I make my money. Its decent, and I enjoy VG creation so I can do something I love and make money at the same time.

Please see sig.

Just out of curiosity, do you use FPS Creator, or some other program?

[Sensationalism]

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