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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 18:44:54 Reply

I would recommend chloroform. It works like a charm!


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 18:49:07 Reply

At 5/19/09 04:34 PM, jack231 wrote: let him chat online with Chris-Chan.
i think they'll get along well.

sorry sir but that makes no sense O_O


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 18:57:01 Reply

Give him your girlfriend.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:01:50 Reply

At 5/19/09 04:27 PM, HeroHectorus wrote: I have to babysit a 12 year old together with my Girlfriend tomorrow. How to entertain this brat?
I heard this kid is like the Anti-Christ. The kid has ADHD and seems to be autistic. Terrorising his parents. I'm scared..

*sighs* The things I do for love.

Any suggestions?

that me and my best friend now there tons of ways.

video games, computer, tv, dead animal and a stick, jiggle keys and tons more!


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:12:01 Reply

Autism + ADHD + 12 = I has teh solution.

Ingredients:
2 unimportant keys that nobody needs
1 of those key ring things

Directions:
Put 2 keys that nobody will miss on a key ring. Present to child. Jingle for 2-5 seconds. Toss to child, saying, "Have fun, Sparky." Relax with girlfriend.

Risk:
Swallowing/ failing to swallow keys. Unlikely, but potentially deadly.


Also, cock joke.

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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:19:25 Reply

At 5/19/09 07:12 PM, rawr359 wrote: Autism + ADHD + 12 = I has teh solution.

Ingredients:
2 unimportant keys that nobody needs
1 of those key ring things

Directions:
Put 2 keys that nobody will miss on a key ring. Present to child. Jingle for 2-5 seconds. Toss to child, saying, "Have fun, Sparky." Relax with girlfriend.

that what i f'ing said!


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:26:08 Reply

LOL! Just noticed that. Sorry. Well, not really. I like my post better. I named it "Fluffy".


Also, cock joke.

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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:28:12 Reply

Damn double post. By the way, "that me and my best friend now there tons of ways." What in God's name does that mean?


Also, cock joke.

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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 19:32:06 Reply

Give him to me.


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 20:15:30 Reply

Introduce him to.......
BEEEEEEEEKUUUUUUUUUUUR

How to entertain a 12 Year old?


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 20:17:35 Reply

At 5/19/09 08:15 PM, piemonster213 wrote: Introduce him to.......
BEEEEEEEEKUUUUUUUUUUUR

PedoBeaker is........... pedo.


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 20:49:29 Reply

Rape.


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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 21:17:38 Reply

make him a NG account

he'll fit in perfectly

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Response to How to entertain a 12 Year old? 2009-05-19 22:16:49 Reply

Become the autistic and ADHD child. Act like him. It'll be a blast.


You guys are all real swell.

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