NG personals.

[Bassanova-001]

I was just looking in a newspaper, an saw some personal ads in the back. Then I thought about NG.
That's kinda how I came up with this. If you're looking for a relationship, just write about yourself, who you want to meet, and anything else you think might be important.
I have a feeling that this will Epic Fail just because I'm writing it, but hopefuly it'll help you somhow.

[rsslee43]

...Dating scheme...?

[saltovergray]

At 5/19/09 02:29 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: I was just looking in a newspaper, an saw some personal ads in the back. Then I thought about NG.
That's kinda how I came up with this. If you're looking for a relationship, just write about yourself, who you want to meet, and anything else you think might be important.
I have a feeling that this will Epic Fail just because I'm writing it, but hopefuly it'll help you somhow.

So you want to add a dating feature on Newgrounds because you saw it in the newspaper?

[Bassanova-001]

At 5/19/09 02:31 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: So you want to add a dating feature on Newgrounds because you saw it in the newspaper?

What? It might help some people. You look like you need a date.
/sarcasum

[rsslee43]

At 5/19/09 02:33 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 5/19/09 02:31 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: So you want to add a dating feature on Newgrounds because you saw it in the newspaper?

What? It might help some people. You look like you need a date.
/sarcasum

I need a date...!

[u]

Greetings future girlfriend, I'm "u", I enjoy sacrificing the blood of the innocent, praying to the Dark Lord Kramdar, consuming the flesh of the weak, and partying with the dead fetuses I keep in the basement.

If you wanna get a drink sometime, give me a call, big boy. ;3

[therealanimator]

At 5/19/09 02:40 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I'd rather not date one of NGs many hermaphrodites.

theres jade man..come on shes hot...and who wouldnt want her penis?

[super-sense]

At 5/19/09 02:38 PM, u wrote: Greetings future girlfriend, I'm "u", I enjoy sacrificing the blood of the innocent, praying to the Dark Lord Kramdar, consuming the flesh of the weak, and partying with the dead fetuses I keep in the basement.

If you wanna get a drink sometime, give me a call, big boy. ;3

You made me lol, so hook me up or whatever you kids say nowadays...

[saltovergray]

At 5/19/09 02:33 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 5/19/09 02:31 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: So you want to add a dating feature on Newgrounds because you saw it in the newspaper?

What? It might help some people. You look like you need a date.
/sarcasum

I know, I do. But it's not like I'm going to go searching on Newgrounds for it. I'll end up on the sore end of a pedofile's trap.

[Zerok]

Hahahaha, ahahaha, aaaahh haha. Oh God.

[Seriana]

This is not going to work how you want it to

[Boss]

At 5/19/09 02:40 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I'd rather not date one of NGs many hermaphrodites.

Oh you!

[joabos]

Oh god. I know this bare idea is already unbelievable, but a single glance at what it might look like already remembered me of Mikey.

HALO MY FUTUR GARLFRIEND

[SeaBoundRhino]

Hello! I'm SeaBoundRhino! I like long walks on the beach and feeling the wind in my hair. My only requirements are:Must be human, heartbeat (optional).

Call me!

What about general advertisements, not just date ads. Like, ' I have a new flash check it out here!'

[therealanimator]

At 5/19/09 04:07 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Hello! I'm SeaBoundRhino! I like long walks on the beach and feeling the wind in my hair. My only requirements are:Must be human, heartbeat (optional).

Call me!

What about general advertisements, not just date ads. Like, ' I have a new flash check it out here!'

hmm...ok meet me in a dark alley

[Viridis]

Name:Kookaburra
Age: Ageless
Looking For: Female Kookaburra
Profile:
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
Gay your life must be
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gum drops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
Leave some there for me!
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
That's not a monkey that's me
Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
Gets a boo-boo in his tail
Cry, Kookaburra! Cry, kookaburra!
Oh how life can be!

[CryogenChaos]

Wynaut. I've got nothin' better going on.

Hello ladies! My name is CryogenChaos, but you may call me CC (it also stands for Colossal Cock). I enjoy sex on the beach, sex in my house, sex on top of my house, sex in a suit, sex whilst pretending I am a woman...basically, sex. Seriously. Sex. I need some. I'm lonely. PLEASE COME TO WHERE I AM AND GIVE ME SEX. I'm also a renowned techno artist. Well, not renowned so much as I can use music software fluently. And not so much fluently as I pirated this software because the man at the store told me it would cost an arm and a leg. Basically, I do nothing. CALL ME BABYCAKES. My number is 911-HOT-STUF. Give me a ring. ;)

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

this is fucking pathetic...

[Sinitech]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

People are actually doing this?

[Generalissimus]

See my sig for my thoughts on this....

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/19/09 05:41 PM, Generalissimus wrote: See my sig for my thoughts on this....

I said it first.

[scottmale24]

Hey, newgrounds. I'm a 20 year old college dropout, living on his own with a barely above minimum wage job. I enjoy furry porn, long walks, weird music, and praying to the day star, Helios.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/19/09 07:27 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, newgrounds. I'm a 20 year old college dropout, living on his own with a barely above minimum wage job. I enjoy furry porn, long walks, weird music, and praying to the day star, Helios.

You sound like a high achiever. I'll bet you have a nice car. Meet me at the new pizza parlor on 49th on saturday for lunch.

[DM692]

At 5/19/09 02:38 PM, u wrote: Greetings future girlfriend
give me a call, big boy. ;3

PLOT HOLE!