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Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:17:35 Reply

Parasitic flies turn fire ants into zombies

The flies "dive-bomb" the fire ants and lay eggs. The maggot that hatches inside the ant eats away at the brain, and the ant starts exhibiting what some might say is zombie-like behavior.

It starts with the ants.... then they come for us...


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:19:17 Reply

EVRYONE! To the shelters!!!!


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:22:16 Reply

That's messed up on so many different levels.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:29:04 Reply

Lets see how long it takes before people make panic Youtube videos that we should run and hide in bunkers.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:30:33 Reply

There's some fungus that releases its spores into ants' heads, which fucks up the ants brains and makes them climb up high and then die, after which the fungus sprouts from the ant's head.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:31:16 Reply

At 5/19/09 10:17 AM, ForNoReason wrote: It starts with the ants.... then they come for us...

Yeah, except this has been going on around like...a very long time.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:37:52 Reply

lol
RUUUUUUUUN!!!THEY GONNA EAT 0.000000009% of ur brains!!!!XDDDDD


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 10:49:28 Reply

At 5/19/09 10:19 AM, sldghmmr wrote: EVRYONE! To the shelters!!!!

But don't you see? Its too late... the ants will take over the world...


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 11:23:43 Reply

zombies exist... as jellyfish!

Thats right kids, jellyfish dont have brains... and yet they are still able to feed themselves and migrate.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 11:25:35 Reply

At 5/19/09 10:17 AM, ForNoReason wrote: It starts with the ants.... then they come for us...

Thats a good movie pitch.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 11:29:20 Reply

I eat ants for breakfast.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 11:31:25 Reply

O NOES! ZOMBIES!

I'll get the pesticide!


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:27:45 Reply

If they ever made zombie maggots, what would they eat?

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:30:35 Reply

Unless I see a video or picture, I don't believe it.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:31:22 Reply

Oh shit!!
Oh wait, I already knew about this like 5 years ago. Its actually quite fascinating.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:32:06 Reply

At 5/19/09 10:22 AM, KaijuClock wrote: That's messed up on so many different levels.

Dont be so surprised theres loads of shit like that, for example birds are actually dinosaurs. Mother Nature takes the mik sometimes..


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:43:53 Reply

The flies "dive-bomb" the fire ants and lay eggs. The maggot that hatches inside the ant eats away at the brain, and the ant starts exhibiting what some might say is zombie-like behavior.

oooooooooo thats nasty!


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 13:47:52 Reply

Finally when that happens to humans I can use the large amount of guns and ammunition in my household to hold off the hords of zombies.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:13:03 Reply

WERE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE *runs to vault 101*


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:17:18 Reply

At 5/19/09 01:47 PM, fallensoul289 wrote: Finally when that happens to humans I can use the large amount of guns and ammunition in my household to hold off the hords of zombies.

Too bad it won't happen to humans though.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:20:40 Reply

OMG!! OMG!!

WE ALL DOOMED!!

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:21:49 Reply

I see, this must be brought to the attention of the president.
We need nukes i say! Nukes!


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:23:06 Reply

If those ants ever came after me, I'd flip out and go Frank West on their asses.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:24:26 Reply

first the swine flu, now this

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 15:26:59 Reply

I wouldn't use the word zombies. First of all, zombie-like behavior does not mean just wandering aimlessly. Second, they aren't eating other ants..


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 16:54:58 Reply

so gaint ants are a bad idea huh.

ok boys lets get the giant spider ready to protect us against the ants.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 16:58:37 Reply

Zombie Fire Ants? Sounds like something from fallout 3.


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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 17:05:00 Reply

That's crazy, reminds me of that video someone posted of a caterpillar that has its mind warped by wasp larvae living inside it, and causes the caterpillar to protect the wasp's kids until it dies of starvation.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 17:56:55 Reply

I've heard of these flies before. If I remember right, when the fire ants start panicking, they produce a chemical as a signal for the other ants. But the flies have evolved to use this chemical as an aphrodisiac. So when the ants spread this chemical around, the flies KNOW that now is the optimal time to mate and lay eggs into the ants' brains. In other words, the ants' survival mechanism has been hijacked by the predators and is being used against them.

NOTE: not sure if this is scientifically accurate.

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Response to Zombies Exist... As Ants! 2009-05-19 18:30:26 Reply

At 5/19/09 05:56 PM, AapoJoki wrote: NOTE: not sure if this is scientifically accurate.

Sounds like a fair guess at any rate.

I'm also pleased to see that this isn't the unimaginative zombie-retread thread I was expecting. Thanks for the interesting read. I remember something similar to this, only it was a fungus instead of a fly.

I suppose it's not hard to turn ants into zombies. They're practically zombies as it is.