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I'd push her off me or restrain her but no hitting.

If there were no other way of stopping her, I guess.

Yes I would. If a girl tries to harm me, I would grab her arms to prevent her from attacking and push her away. If she tries again with greater force, I would throw her down to the floor.

As WeHaveFreshCookies said, gender equality goes both ways and I don't give a shit about modern chivalry. If someone attacks me, I have every right to defend myself without severely harming the other person.

I actually was attacked by a female friend of mine a couple of years ago. I'd upset her the night before by rejecting her advances, and the next morning she burst into my hotel room and started swinging her fists.

And I didn't fight back. I don't know whether that was because I thought of her as a friend, or whether it was because she was a girl, but I tried to talk to her and calm her down, whilst trying to hold her back.

Which in retrospect was a mistake, as she took the chance when my hands were tied up holding hers back to kick me full force in the balls. Hard enough that I passed out...

We have not spoken since.

Honestly, despite that I'd probably do the same in the situation again, I'm just not a violent person and if I can stop a fight without swinging a punch I will. If there was no stopping her though I would fight back, that's just common sense.

If she hits me in my especially sensitive areas (testicles, face, knees), I'll immediately retaliate.

Otherwise, I'd try my best to either restrain her or flee.

At 5/18/09 09:20 PM, Eggys wrote: I'd kill her if necessary.

They call me heartless; I'm just trying to live.

The world would be a better place if more people answered like Eggys.

yes...

YES

YES!

I fucking hate it when girls go around trolling and looking for fights and acting like whores because no one will punch back because "its not kind".

I AM JACK THE RIPPER WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SHIT!!!!

Of course I would! I'll probably break her arm and knock her out.

Definitely, in self defense of course.

I'd make it interesting too, maybe hog tie her, stuff her panties in her mouth, take her make up kit, draw a clown face on her ass, and spread her ass cheeks while making a "WAH WAH WAH" sound.

At 5/19/09 03:01 AM, Elios wrote: Definitely, in self defense of course.

I'd make it interesting too, maybe hog tie her, stuff her panties in her mouth, take her make up kit, draw a clown face on her ass, and spread her ass cheeks while making a "WAH WAH WAH" sound.

Because that would be easier than running away.

Girls aren't fast, if I had my shit being smashed as you said I would smack her and grab my shit then be on my way.

At 5/18/09 11:31 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: I'd push her off me or restrain her but no hitting.

That. I don't like fighting.

At 5/18/09 11:40 PM, Sentio wrote:

Which in retrospect was a mistake, as she took the chance when my hands were tied up holding hers back to kick me full force in the balls. Hard enough that I passed out...

You are a true gentleman. Still, I hope you smacked her with an assault charge.

A girl I knew got mad at my brother and nailed him in the groin. Since I was much older than she (she was still in her teens and I was entering into my twenties) it wouldn't work for me to have taken her out. But I did tell her that my brother had my personal blessing to smack her back if she ever did it again.

Little weak punches with balled up fists are one thing--perhaps a guy could just hold her wrists--but attacks on the groin are another. There are very few situations that call for such disgusting tactics against a guy...I think rape or any other sexual assault would be the only thing that would justify it (a genital attack for a genital attack, I guess.).

I could hit a girl, easily.

Yeah I'll hit girl in self defense, or if we don't like each other, either one.

Eye for eye and tooth for tooth, I just fear that the court won't see it as self defence, in the case they she is a lying whore and can break tears on her will... I hate this world.

Yeah, probably.

A BOTTLE!?!

At 5/19/09 04:40 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Eye for eye and tooth for tooth, I just fear that the court won't see it as self defence, in the case *that she is a lying whore and can break tears on her will... I hate this world.

Curse my typos, fixed.

At 5/18/09 09:20 PM, Strength wrote: I hit women regardless of self defense.

I'm cool and shit y'know.

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SEAKING APROVES

:not all caps

I would try and grab her and restrain here and ask WTF ARE YOU DOING! and try to calm her down. But if it was unavoidable i would try to tackle her to the floor, rugby tackle which means grabing both legs below the waist and forcing her to the floor, not american football tackles which are fucking scary shit.

1 punch from me and they'll start crying. I know 2 years of martial art and made my own moves

If she's physically hurting me (as in punching me LIKE A MAN or kicking me in the crotch) she'd definitely get a punch in the face back. If she's destroying my shit, I'd wrestle her down without trying to hurt her too much.

My mother taught me this:

"If anyone hits you, you hit the cunt back and make sure they don't get up"

She didn't specify on age, gender, mental or physical state.

I'm not sexist. So yes.

Since political correctness is a Stalinist policy, and that I believe gender equality is like a bisexual, yes, I would act in self defense. A good punch to ovaries should work.

As a woman I say yes you should hit a woman in self defense if it comes down there being no other way to stop her. Girls can be terrible with playing the sex card, don't let a girl bully you just because of the golden "Never hit a girl" rule. If she deserves to be hit, then why not? Though a shove should be enough to a girl, if she continues go for it.

I wouldn't treat a woman any different then a man when it comes down to self defence(of course, if she's a girl I know who I know can lash out when she's being emotionally, I might go soft on her)

But then again, a pushover as I am, I wouldn't hurt anyone physically. When it comes to self defence, i would just avoid any confrontation, or let myself get brutalised.

Id hit a woman regardless. And I could get away with it.
But still in selfdefense I would of course hit a lady.

I would try my best to block her attacks and try to get away from her if that doesn't work then I would grab her hands to stop her.

Yes.

If she was proper hitting me, then I would do the sensible thing and hit back. If feminists have taught me anything, it's that we are all equal, so if a girl hits me, I'm going to treat her like a guy.