So I pulled open my blinds today...
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Wow, that sucks. Birds are a pain, aren't they?
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At 5/18/09 11:49 PM, sushi13 wrote: Maybe, but there are other reasons I don't open my blinds. Don't wanna see something like this sitting on my window (inside or outside). I don't need that crap early in the morning. Bird shit is welcome in comparison...
That reminds me of the time I had moths in my room at 6am
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One time a bird crapped in my history text book while I was outside with it. Don't feel bad!
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At 5/19/09 12:27 AM, ZagmenO wrote: One time a bird crapped in my history text book while I was outside with it. Don't feel bad!
Aw, that must suck.
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Well, a bat used to shit in our classroom everyday on the same owner of the table no matter how many times we changed it.
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I know exactly what you mean, a few years ago I lived in this apartment and the pigeons were always just above MY window. No one else in my house, just mine. I have a strong hate towards pigeons, they just make me feel sick. The way they look, how they scavenge for food and the noise they make. I was forever banging on my window getting them to go away and forever cleaning bird poop off my window.
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Wipe that shit off with a towel.
Too bad you don't have a balcony, it'd be funny if a bird smashed into the window, and died crumpled on the floor.
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It's worse when birds run into it and get hurt. Had to help a little mourning dove who bloodied up his beak once. He turned out okay, but it was still sad.
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At 5/18/09 08:48 PM, SlyGuyMoves wrote:
I hate birds.
By the looks of things birds hate you back.
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At 5/18/09 11:49 PM, sushi13 wrote: Maybe, but there are other reasons I don't open my blinds. Don't wanna see something like this sitting on my window (inside or outside). I don't need that crap early in the morning. Bird shit is welcome in comparison...
I was thinking that thing also.
Huntsman I presume?
But you shouldn't be upset over birdshit. That's guano. Scrape it off the window and become rich!!!
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Maybe, but there are other reasons I don't open my blinds. Don't wanna see something like this sitting on my window (inside or outside). I don't need that crap early in the morning. Bird shit is welcome in comparison...
In this case, I FUCKING AGREE!
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At 5/18/09 08:53 PM, SlyGuyMoves wrote: Indeed it is. The one on the right is stuck to the mesh screen while the one on the left is on the actual glass backing. I don't understand on what kind of angle this bird was flying on to land that shit on my window.
Be glad it was bird shit. There are some strange people around these days...
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At 5/18/09 11:49 PM, sushi13 wrote:At 5/18/09 11:40 PM, uzi47 wrote:Maybe, but there are other reasons I don't open my blinds. Don't wanna see something like this sitting on my window (inside or outside). I don't need that crap early in the morning. Bird shit is welcome in comparison...At 5/18/09 11:04 PM, sushi13 wrote: this is why i dont roll up my blinds...Wait for awhile, open it up, and your window would be covered in bird shit.
Holy shit, what kind of giant fucking spider is that. (Or are they just called giant fucking spiders?)
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They might be organizing an air raid on your house's windows...prep your anti-aircraft fire.
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At 5/19/09 07:25 PM, badseed1 wrote:At 5/18/09 11:49 PM, sushi13 wrote:Holy shit, what kind of giant fucking spider is that. (Or are they just called giant fucking spiders?)At 5/18/09 11:40 PM, uzi47 wrote:Maybe, but there are other reasons I don't open my blinds. Don't wanna see something like this sitting on my window (inside or outside). I don't need that crap early in the morning. Bird shit is welcome in comparison...At 5/18/09 11:04 PM, sushi13 wrote: this is why i dont roll up my blinds...Wait for awhile, open it up, and your window would be covered in bird shit.
That would be a Huntsman, common as fuck in Australia, ugly as hell and they move like the wind. Apparently variations of them are all over the world but I think they're especially big here. That one would be about as big as they get but it's not uncommon to see them close to that size. Just ask any Aussie, I bet they have some sort of horror story involving one.
I didn't take the picture btw.
