priest and rabbi joke

[sweet21]

ugh, time and time again on shows like family guy and the simpson's they always mention "have you heard the joke about the priest and the Rabbi" and they get cut off right before the punchline!
its frustrating and sometimes i wonder if the joke has a punchline. do any of you know the punchline to it or is there no such thing?

[Fleshlight]

A priest and a rabi walk into a bar...a GAY BAR

lolololol

[sweet21]

At 5/17/09 02:03 AM, Fleshlight wrote: A priest and a rabi walk into a bar...a GAY BAR

lolololol

thats it?

[Tancrisism]

There are lots of jokes about priests and rabbis. That's the point.

[DrClay]

At 5/17/09 02:04 AM, sweet21 wrote: thats it?

Are you for real? You honestly don't get it? *sigh* the punchline could be many different things, its not only one punchline. Its just like that "Your mother so fat" thing. Its not just one punch line, people come up with many.

[adrastos12]

ok ok heres one. A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The catholic priest observes a young boy bending over to pick something up, to which he says "I sure would like to screw that kid", to which the jewish rabbi replies: out of what?

HAHAH LOL yeah its wrong

[sweet21]

At 5/17/09 02:05 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 5/17/09 02:04 AM, sweet21 wrote: thats it?

Are you for real? You honestly don't get it? *sigh* the punchline could be many different things, its not only one punchline. Its just like that "Your mother so fat" thing. Its not just one punch line, people come up with many.

OK i get it now

[Generalissimus]

You really don't get it do you?

[sweet21]

At 5/17/09 02:13 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 5/17/09 02:10 AM, Generalissimus wrote: You really don't get it do you?

I wonder if he likes fishsticks?

love em' LOL canye west

[billowillo]

At 5/17/09 02:04 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 5/17/09 02:03 AM, Fleshlight wrote: A priest and a rabi walk into a bar...a GAY BAR

lolololol

thats it?

thats all there needs to be! i laughed hysterically!

[mariomusicmaker1]

At 5/17/09 02:07 AM, adrastos12 wrote: ok ok heres one. A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The catholic priest observes a young boy bending over to pick something up, to which he says "I sure would like to screw that kid", to which the jewish rabbi replies: out of what?

HAHAH LOL yeah its wrong

oh my god, that is the best joke EVER!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

You expect family guy, and the Simpson's to have an original plot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TRlCKY]

A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.

On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

i win

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

At 5/17/09 02:31 AM, TRlCKY wrote: Text

That made me smile.

[Sistine1408]

At 5/17/09 02:07 AM, adrastos12 wrote: ok ok heres one. A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The catholic priest observes a young boy bending over to pick something up, to which he says "I sure would like to screw that kid", to which the jewish rabbi replies: out of what?

HAHAH LOL yeah its wrong

That's a good one! I'mma have to remember that...