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Posted at: 5/16/09 11:48 PM

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China is building what is billed as its first sex theme park, aimed at improving both the sex education and the sex life of its visitors.

Due to open in Chongqing in October, Love Land will include displays of giant genitalia, naked bodies and an exhibition on the history of sex.

The park will also offer sex technique workshops and safe-sex methods.

Among the attractions is a giant rotating statue of the lower part of a nearly naked woman.

"Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it," the park's manager, Lu Xiaoqing told the China Daily state newspaper.

"We are building the park for the good of the public. I have found that the majority of people support my idea, but I have to pay attention and not make the park look vulgar and nasty."

He was inspired to build the park after a visit to South Korea's popular sex theme park in Jeju.

Critics say Love Land is a vulgar concept, and that the Chinese people are not ready to talk publicly about sex.

"These things are too exposed," Liu Daiwei, a Chongqing policewoman, was quoted as saying by the China Daily.

"I will feel uncomfortable to look at them when other people are around."

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Love Land will include sculptures of naked humans, giant genitalia:

China builds first sex theme park


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Posted at: 5/16/09 11:54 PM

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Just one thing to say:
If it had to be anyone...
...it would have been the Japanese.
But Chinese are the same, right guys?

Right?

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At 5/16/09 11:48 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: South Korea's popular sex theme park in Jeju.

So then it isn't the first sex theme park, so who gives a fuck?

Anyway, sounds retarded. I mean shit really these asians come up with the dumbest shit, I've seen some of there sex positions in a video it was hilarious.

what's up with there tiny ass dicks too? these guys are just fucked up

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I would so go and ride on EVERY single ride in that park just to say i have.

That would be a great topic starter.

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At 5/16/09 11:54 PM, TheNossinator wrote: If it had to be anyone...
...it would have been the Japanese.

Of course, I thought only a race as raidcal, different and crazy as the Japanese would configure such a concept. But you Chinese have proved me wrong. Jolly good show.

But I am certain that Japanese businessmen are still the ones behind the scenes.

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huh... I'm a little surprised. I would of expected this kind of behavior out of Japan more than China.


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At 5/16/09 11:54 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Just one thing to say:
If it had to be anyone...
...it would have been the Japanese.
But Chinese are the same, right guys?
Right?

Yeah, you're pretty much right about that.

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There will probably be one in the US in a few years now.

I lol'd.

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Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?

I call major bullshit

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At 5/17/09 12:06 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?

I needed that laugh.


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At 5/17/09 12:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 5/17/09 12:06 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?
I needed that laugh.

Its not even funny how impossible that is!

Inconceivable!

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I don't know why so many people are so opposed to anything sex related. It's a natural thing, and by a certain age everyone's taken part in it at some time or another. Sex is a wonderful thing, and is only as "vulgar" as you make it out to be.

I largely support the concept of Love Land. It's a good idea.

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Fuck Disney Land, this park is where it's at!

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of course its in china...

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I can't even begin to imaging the fucked up people you'd meet there.

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ummmm what the fuck!?

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I wonder if children can go to this park.

If they can, they are going to grow up to be major perverts.

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Gaint penis plus chinese

Can you say irony


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finally! a bigger prick than my geography teacher!

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so instead of hitting a hammer to make a bell ring you sit on a dildo as hard as you can to make the bell ring?

im drunk sorry for any stupidity

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At 5/17/09 12:06 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?
I call major bullshit

Seconded.

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At 5/17/09 12:06 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?
I call major bullshit

what kind of scale would that have to be?
1/10th would be an accurate scale for asian penis VS European and those of European descent so would a giant dick be 1/1,000 scale?

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THIS?

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They just keep outdoing themselves each time. They always get weirder and weirder.


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All the good things really do come from China it seems.

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I'd go. *legal text* : ( 28

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At 5/17/09 12:16 AM, Jake wrote: I don't know why so many people are so opposed to anything sex related. It's a natural thing, and by a certain age everyone's taken part in it at some time or another. Sex is a wonderful thing, and is only as "vulgar" as you make it out to be.

I largely support the concept of Love Land. It's a good idea.

You cannot be serious...


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At 5/17/09 12:06 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Giant genitalia? Giant ASIAN genitalia?
I call major bullshit

Average Chinese dick is only 1/2 inch shorter (5.5) than average white dick (6). I believe Indians have the smallest dicks if I'm not mistaken.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/61 61691.stm


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