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you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:05:24 Reply

and you spot a small box lying on the ground, its green and has your name written on it, what do you do, and/or what do you find?


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:07:04 Reply

i wouldn't open it.
probably one of those stupid sweaters grandma always sends at Christmas


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:09:15 Reply

Open it and find my new bong wich my friend promised to buy me! :D
But then I stop thinkinh and actually open it to find a pile of shit in a ziplock bag. Meh, figures.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:13:17 Reply

hm...
I would call the anti-bomb squad.

Just in case... you know.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:16:13 Reply

I'd open it and become the next green lantern!


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 22:21:51 Reply

I'd shake it, then put it back down.

Yes, I don't even open it....
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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:11:34 Reply

Well, if it had my name on it. I would probably open it if it wasn't too far from my house. But, with my luck it would probably be some kind of bomb or something extremely deadly.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:13:03 Reply

Well, my good sir, I'd eat it like any other unremarkable individual.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:17:07 Reply

At 5/16/09 10:13 PM, Pmnin wrote: hm...
I would call the anti-bomb squad.

Just in case... you know.

samme as this dude.... xDD lmao.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:22:07 Reply

At 5/16/09 10:05 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: and you spot a small box lying on the ground, its green and has your name written on it, what do you do, and/or what do you find?

I know that this is probably utterly irrelevant. But, does the box HAVE to be green ? I mean are you against all of the other colors in the world? Why not Yellow, red, or black? Hell how about stripped blue, or polka-dotted orange? Just wondering...

Either way, my name is on it so yes I will open it. I mean, it's obviously ment for me...and I'm not telling you what's inside of it!

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:29:00 Reply

I'll try to use a flashlight to shine through the box and at least see an outline of whatever's inside, and if that doesn't work, poke a hole in it and peek inside. Can never be too careful.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-16 23:56:33 Reply

When I open the box, I find that the portal to another univers has been unlocked on the Apocolips destroys the world. (i'm a loser. Its ok)


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:35:13 Reply

I found a box like that (except it didn't have a name on it). it had a gold chain inside. Still have it.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:40:42 Reply

I open it... a haze of yellow smoke bellows out of the box. I feel light headed, sleepy and a bit ill. The world turns to black. I wake up in a small room with three guards waiting for me to come to. I'm told I've been kidnapped and moved to a small island far away from any other landmass.

They proceed to drug me, I live out the rest of my life confused and barely aware of my surroundings. Eventually they get bored of toying with me and just shoot me in the back of the head.

And this is why you don't open strange boxes that are addressed to you.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:43:52 Reply

I would get out of the road, that's what I would do.

And what I would find is a small box lying on the ground. It's green and has my name on it.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:46:56 Reply

Open the green box it could be a brand new laptop I've recently wanted.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:50:59 Reply

I'd open it, and find a used fleshlight.

Gross.
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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:51:16 Reply

... i'd ponder it for about 5 seconds then get on with my life.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:52:05 Reply

I'd stand on it and yell out and do obscene things to passer-bys.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:54:19 Reply

I would poke it with a stik!


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:55:41 Reply

I would look inside of it and think for a second, then bring it back house and tell anybody.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 00:56:01 Reply

I'd open it, and find a vintage, autographed John Elway jersey inside.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 01:01:39 Reply

I would open it and hope for a genie lamp.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 07:37:21 Reply

i would open it and find pandora

ohh shit!!

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 07:45:12 Reply

Well I'd open it of course.

AND I get to choose what's inside?! Why an endless box of money of course.


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 08:02:01 Reply

Of course I'd open it!!

So that's where I put my weed!!


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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 08:03:16 Reply

At 5/16/09 11:17 PM, Keru wrote:
At 5/16/09 10:13 PM, Pmnin wrote: hm...
I would call the anti-bomb squad.

Just in case... you know.
samme as this dude.... xDD lmao.

We don't appreciate your 'Web Speak', here at the prosperous Newgrounds, please take your piss poor exscuse for a sentence and stuff it up your arse.

Filthy faggot.

Back on topic.

I'd phone the council and asked to be put through to the bomb squad, that is if it were not too far away from my house, as in, in the general meter away from my front door.

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Response to you walk down the road... 2009-05-17 10:02:11 Reply

I'd continue to walk past it. As I proceed through the corner I'd still find it. Leave it there, then run like hell. every turn the box is there, mocking me over and over again. "OPEN ME! OPEN ME!" it would taunt, teasing, yelling, cursing. Until I decide to open it. I't almost night, so I decide to open it, walking closer and closer and closer...almost...just a littl--"LOOK OUT!" Some dude cried, and tackled me to the side of the road,narrowly missing a shiny sportscar. On the ground on the road, lay the shredded remains of that box, leaving only the note inside. "Surprise! How'd you like my box? I hope you're dead...
From: Anonymous" "Who is this dude?..." A cursed box? How mysterious. As I continue my
way home, I ponder on what kind of trouble I've gotten myself into...
...TO BE CONTINUED...


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