A US base was attacked by Talibans while one soldier was resting. He ran out so quickly he forgot to put on his pants. He ran out in his pink "I Love NY" boxers. WTF was he doing without his pants on? The ink is here
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At 5/16/09 09:08 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: A US base was attacked by Talibans while one soldier was resting. He ran out so quickly he forgot to put on his pants. He ran out in his pink "I Love NY" boxers. WTF was he doing without his pants on? The ink is here
I suppose I'll say the obvious..
.. he was jacking off..
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Perhaps it was a surprise attack that caught him off guard while he was wanking/pleasing Bubba?
I wonder what the people they were fighting thought.
You guys are all real swell.
When duty calls, you answer that call and fight, whether you're wearing your pants or not.
At least he was wearing something.
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At 5/16/09 09:12 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: This is why the Air Force pwns.
You're just jellyous because he looks so sexy in those boxers.
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There was an attack while he was sleeping. And apparently, he was wearing those particular boxers as a sort-of joke to offend the Taliban/al-Qaeda in that he loves New York, which they failed to destroy.
ha ha! look at that total LOSER in his underwear! lol!
this sure is a good way to treat the men and women who are fighting to uphold your freedom and give their families better lives. LAUGH AT THEM IN THEIR UNDERWEAR! LOLO!
okay, to be fair his fellow troops were probably busting his chops about it after it happened too. but you gotta give this guy one thing:
he was willing to fight to protect his base even without his pants on.
sadly, this will probably be used as propaganda by the Taliban to say "look! America is dumb!"
still, they probably have much better propaganda than this.
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At 5/16/09 09:15 PM, Generalissimus wrote:At 5/16/09 09:12 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: This is why the Air Force pwns.You're just jellyous because he looks so sexy in those boxers.
Irony and shortness make it sexy.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Pretty kickass; you know your side is losing when you get your ass kicked by a guy without pants.
At 5/16/09 09:31 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: Pretty kickass; you know your side is losing when you get your ass kicked by a guy without pants.
Quoting post.
Haha, would you guys spend 15 minutes putting on a uniform when Taliban are trying to kill you?
I would've done the same thing... except I wouldn't be wearing pink underwear.
That's pretty hardcore. The guy deserves a medal for this.
Red shirt? pink pants? hes asking to be shot if anything. to easy target.
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Curse those evil terrorists and their never-ending attempts to see us naked!
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Anybody feel safer when we beat them in our underwear?
Aw shit, why the fuck are you people talking about me and how the hell did that picture get leaked?
So what, if I was being attacked by a burglar I don't think I would take the time to put on my pants.
At 5/16/09 09:10 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:At 5/16/09 09:08 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: A US base was attacked by Talibans while one soldier was resting. He ran out so quickly he forgot to put on his pants. He ran out in his pink "I Love NY" boxers. WTF was he doing without his pants on? The ink is hereI suppose I'll say the obvious..
.. he was jacking off..
He is in the ARMY..nothing else to expect, and who the hell takes a pic of that??
Haha, hi-5 to this guy. Its one thing to come out fighting in your underwear, but he just had to have the most cliché pair on imagineable.
Agreeable sexyness.
Ah see, this way, its easier for him to get in a good teabagging on his fresh kill
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