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Posted at: 5/16/09 05:54 AM
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He got wrecked. He was in intensive care for around 4 months, has a permanent limp, and several noticeable scars across his face.
He hits on ladies at the bars, and I tend to butt in and say hey 'You wanna know how my friend got those crazy scars along his face?'
They always say yes, and I always tell them, 'He learned you can't cut off Herpes.'
He hasn't been laid in a long time. I'm a terrible wingman.
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That has got to be the most awesome excuse for scars in the history of mankind.
LOL Best thread ever made.
Posted at: 5/16/09 05:56 AM
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You're a horrible friend. Now we all know who not to call if we're trying to get laid, another NGer.
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I can't tell if this is supposed to be fake or if this actually happened...
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:04 AM
At 5/16/09 05:56 AM, Jonners wrote: I can't tell if this is supposed to be fake or if this actually happened...
100% True story.
Posted at: 5/16/09 06:07 AM
At 5/16/09 06:04 AM, Jonas wrote: At 5/16/09 05:56 AM, Jonners wrote: I can't tell if this is supposed to be fake or if this actually happened...100% True story.
Wow, I doubted it when I saw the happy face as the thread mood. Oh well, at least your friend can see the funny side of it.
At least I hope so...
Posted at: 5/16/09 06:08 AM
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Poor guy. Some friend you are.
Posted at: 5/16/09 06:23 AM
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:26 AM
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At 5/16/09 05:54 AM, Jonas wrote: He hasn't been laid in a long time. I'm a terrible wingman.
I'm not surprised, the ladies won't believe he could off his herpes. I should know, I tried.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:27 AM
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:33 AM
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At least that guy will learn his lesson.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:39 AM
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Your a cruel cruel man Jonas. Haha, but very funny.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:47 AM
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hahaha wtf man! you're a bastard!
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Posted at: 5/16/09 06:48 AM
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Dude, your also the biggest asshole in the history of friends. EVER.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 07:09 AM
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some friend you are
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
Posted at: 5/16/09 07:13 AM
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wtf, thats funny as! those girls are weirdos for disliking him because of that. they must know it was a joke.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 08:01 AM
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Oh my god, that made me laugh!! Thanks for making my morning happy by being a terrible friend!
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Posted at: 5/16/09 08:03 AM
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Just an unfortunate situation for him all around.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 08:44 AM
At 5/16/09 06:33 AM, LordMartin-Mac wrote: At least that guy will learn his lesson.
???
What lesson?
Avoid car accidents?
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That's kind of a dick move, keeping him from getting laid.
Posted at: 5/16/09 08:46 AM
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At 5/16/09 05:54 AM, Jonas wrote: I'm a terrible wingman.
Nonsense, he's the one doing it wrong.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 08:49 AM
At 5/16/09 08:48 AM, The-Condor wrote: Wow Jonas your a dick.
I, for one, think he's the greatest friend ever.
Posted at: 5/16/09 08:55 AM
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OMG!! Jonas!! thats just plain evil! after all he went though after the car crash, you come and do that to him.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 09:36 AM
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I tried to cut off herpes.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 09:45 AM
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I find the smilie face be pretty.....odd for this topic
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Posted at: 5/16/09 09:48 AM
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Scars are hawt
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Posted at: 5/16/09 10:33 AM
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well arn't we a nice friend these days
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Posted at: 5/16/09 10:44 AM
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You sure taught him a lesson.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 10:47 AM
At 5/16/09 08:44 AM, Jonas wrote: At 5/16/09 06:33 AM, LordMartin-Mac wrote: At least that guy will learn his lesson. What lesson? How not to get scars on his face. Avoid car accidents?
Yes.
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Yes, apparently you are.
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