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Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 03:22:17 Reply

In the past two months, I've nearly had four accidents because some kid on their bicycle thinks it's an okay idea to cross the street when I'm within short distance of them. Thank god there hasn't been an accident to this point, but the last one came WAY too close. I about clipped the kid's front wheel and his left leg as he swerved right into me. I swerved real quick to avoid him, and thank god there wasn't any oncoming traffic that could have caused a wreck.

Fucking kids and their bicycles. Keep them on the sidewalk, you wankers. >:(


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 03:24:19 Reply

Haha true true.
Especially when they think they have more authority on the road than cars, and just cruise in front of them.

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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 03:41:28 Reply

I can do wheelies on my bike now, but I'm Ok as I only do it in my front yard or scool field =P


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 03:59:47 Reply

If you hit them, the morons deserve it. They should be smart enough to know whats going on around them.

Whats worse is when they walk, all in a line taking up the whole street and when you want to pass though they think your the bad guy.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:10:03 Reply

At 5/16/09 03:22 AM, Gooch wrote:
Fucking kids and their bicycles. Keep them on the sidewalk, you wankers. >:(

When riding a bike, if there is no bike track. It is the law to go on the road.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:14:06 Reply

For some reason this topic reminds me of this game

One of the first games I played here to.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:14:27 Reply

Yeah, I get that too. They like to shoot across the road with out looking right as I'm driving by, so I nearly hit them. Fucking kids will never learn. It happens all the time.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:22:23 Reply

I'm so damn sick of shit head drivers beeping their horn and swerving at me when I ride my bike. I stick to the far left of the road and they act like dicks, people in SA need to learn how to drive.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:24:05 Reply

At 5/16/09 04:22 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote: I'm so damn sick of shit head drivers beeping their horn and swerving at me when I ride my bike. I stick to the far left of the road and they act like dicks, people in SA need to learn how to drive.

you damn kids need to learn respect, use the brake for once


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:39:58 Reply

You should've Kappa Mikey'd him

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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:53:18 Reply

Just kick their bikes, it's a bike - it needs to balance, stick it to them!


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 04:58:00 Reply

I always ride my bike as close to the sidewalk as possible, staying well clear of cars. I don't go on the sidewalk because it's too hard to avoid the people.

But I know what you mean, I often see little kids up to the age of like 11, going all over the fucking road. And I always tell them to stay off the road coz it's dangerous.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 05:02:51 Reply

I always ride on the pavement,and not too fast, and if there's a place you could ride bikes fast away from all people,i do it over there.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 05:08:07 Reply

At 5/16/09 03:22 AM, Gooch wrote: Fucking kids and their bicycles. Keep them on the sidewalk, you wankers. >:(

Actually, in many places it's against the law to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. When properly ridden, they should be the right most travel lane, traveling with the direction of traffic. Drivers behind them should treat them as any other vehicle.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 05:10:40 Reply

Their parents should have taught them bicycle safety. Which means they should know to look left or right before crossing.

I say they have it coming, hit them... if you don't want any violence or parents pointing the finger at you (which would happen) then I suggest you honk your horn at them and shake your fist at them like the old person you have now become.

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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 05:11:35 Reply

Fun fact:

I never learnt how to ride a bike.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 07:05:24 Reply

Bikers are in Limbo:

Go on road - Get killed by drivers

Go on pavement - Get fucked by pedestrians and police

WHERE CAN WE GO?!


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 07:07:03 Reply

next time it happens, get out of the car, wait till they are on some soft ground, knock them off the bike and take it, then yell whatever curse words you feel like


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 07:07:40 Reply

One time this dumb kid on a skate board rolls right in front of me while I am driving. He was heading toward me on the sidewalk then right when we almost pass eachother he tries to go across. I break but still hit him. He flew a few feet off the board and his board was crushed. I go out to see if he is ok and his mother comes yelling and threw a small rock at my head.

I try to explain but she calls me a liar and that her husband will kill me. I am so glad a few people that saw it happen came up and help the situation.

In the end the mother hates me, father (who got there 10 minutes later and is kind of scrony and 70's nerdy) tries to avoid me either suing or beating him up, and the kid just has a scrape but is enjoying the sympathy from his mother.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 07:46:50 Reply

At 5/16/09 05:11 AM, Gagsy wrote: Fun fact:

I never learnt how to ride a bike.

That's okay. You can ride something else.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 07:55:28 Reply

i almost been hit 5 times on paperround! it's always by stupid chavvy twats with spoilers on crap cars playing shit music really loud.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:00:34 Reply

At 5/16/09 03:59 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: If you hit them, the morons deserve it. They should be smart enough to know whats going on around them.

That isn't how anyone is going to see it when you kill or severely damage a kid. Chances are you are going to feel guilty too, even if they half planned you hitting them. (For whatever reason someone plan that.)


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:16:51 Reply

What's worse is kid J-Walkers.

Always getting infront of my mom's van.

And half of the time, I know who the j-walker in question is.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:23:41 Reply

Is there any parent in sight when it happens? Why can't you ask the asshole/miss to watch his/her kid?


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:26:18 Reply

Run them over. Run them all over!


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:39:23 Reply

Most kids don't even wear their helmets. They shouldn't be so reckless. We should make them watch Bicycle Safety Camp. That was a good video. Beebop was so cool!


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:40:05 Reply

Where I live in the uk, we have bikes paths on the roads, why don't you talk to the counil or town hall about it.

Also as for the kids for messing on the roads, I like the idea of bleep at them and swearing at them, always works for me.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 08:41:43 Reply

You actually went out of your way to avoid him?

Fuck that little bastard, he's on a road. That was paved for cars to drive on.

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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 14:49:24 Reply

At 5/16/09 08:23 AM, Ghyfty wrote: Is there any parent in sight when it happens? Why can't you ask the asshole/miss to watch his/her kid?

Actually, there was nobody around. The kid was just riding his bike in circles outside of the mechanic shop in our town, and then just decides he's going to try and cross the road as I'm coming past the shop. I think I recognized the kid in question, too. He's one of those deliquents that roams the streets with all the other idiot juveniles.

At 5/16/09 08:26 AM, Animator1mike wrote: Run them over. Run them all over!

I would if I knew 100% I wasn't going to jail for vehicular manslaughter. . .

At 5/16/09 08:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Most kids don't even wear their helmets. They shouldn't be so reckless. We should make them watch Bicycle Safety Camp. That was a good video. Beebop was so cool!

This kid wasn't wearing a helmet, either. Come to think of it, I've never seen anybody wear a helmet when they're riding a bike around town. Everybody probably thinks:

"Oh, I'm riding my bike at a safe speed. Nothing's going to happen."

Just wait until something really happens. Then they'll think twice about their decision not to wear a helmet. That is, if they still can.

At 5/16/09 08:40 AM, lilacheart wrote: Where I live in the uk, we have bikes paths on the roads, why don't you talk to the counil or town hall about it.

That wouldn't do any good. That'd be a miniscule concern to them.

At 5/16/09 08:41 AM, Sinitech wrote: You actually went out of your way to avoid him?

Well I know I wouldn't have killed him since it was on main street in town (Speed Limit's only 20 MPH), but I'd still feel bad that the incident occurred.


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Response to Stupid Kids on Their Bicycles. 2009-05-16 14:53:00 Reply

At 5/16/09 03:22 AM, Gooch wrote:
Fucking kids and their bicycles. Keep them on the sidewalk, you wankers. >:(

Here, here! A few years back my mother was driving out of the drive way when some little fuckers decided to cut her off and she had to swerve into the ditch. Little bastards think they rule the streets.