Forum Topic: My fucking sister

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Posted at: 5/16/09 01:01 PM

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At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: So you fuck your sister?
No I don't

And why is this? Make her earn her keep if she's only there for the summer.

You're cooler than me.
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Posted at: 5/16/09 01:52 PM

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If you're not going to fuck your sister, can we all have a go?

NG community after all.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Whenever she is online the internet speed is less than a third of what it is when she is offline. I have the speedtest.net graphs to prove it.

How much did doing that lower the internet speed by? OH THE IRONY

She says that she only uses AIM and surfs blogs but I don't believe it.

You actually confronted her about it? Man, youre a speed freak!

Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

YOU WANT TO COOK YOURE FAT SISTER IN THE KITCHEN?

Jeremiah 12:5 "O hai! Hao cans yu choke on macaroni, den ax me foar lasagna? Dat st00pids!


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At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: *glad I caught my typo and changed it from "fucking my sister" to "my fucking sister"

That would have been an unfortunate typo

I'm trying to see how long I can go before creating a signat..... Ah shit
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Posted at: 5/16/09 02:06 PM

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I took the test for the lulz.

My fucking sister

PM me if you love me or if you hate me!
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Go on, you know you want to

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At 5/16/09 01:52 PM, BrockManson wrote: If you're not going to fuck your sister, can we all have a go?

NG community after all.

Hell no, I ain't gettin no sloppy seconds.


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At 5/15/09 06:16 PM, SimonBirch wrote: If my sister was 7 I'd totally fuck her.

She is 7. And I AM fucking her.

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At 5/16/09 02:06 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Hell no, I ain't gettin no sloppy seconds.

EAT YO LEFT OVERS!

NG fucked youre sister.
4Chan said their sister was dead.
FYAD went right ahead and fucked her anyway.

Jeremiah 12:5 "O hai! Hao cans yu choke on macaroni, den ax me foar lasagna? Dat st00pids!


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At 5/15/09 07:35 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
At 5/15/09 07:30 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.
Oh.. my.. gawd, some anger problems there?

Everyone has a right to internet when there in the same house. Stop being such a selfish asshole.
They're

not there

Learn the difference dumbass.

Nice job working your way around the confrontation. Obviously his message was conveyed if you were able to correct him, so why don't you give a proper response?

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At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: So you fuck your sister?

Thats bad even by My Standards.

I AM INSPIRED.


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At 5/15/09 07:35 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: They're

not there

Learn the difference dumbass.

Grow the fuck up and don't be a Grammar Nazi. And as for your sister, calm the fuck down and just deal with it. She has as much right to a computer in her own home as you do.

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At 5/16/09 02:10 PM, AKACCMIOF wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:06 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Hell no, I ain't gettin no sloppy seconds.
EAT YO LEFT OVERS!

fine...OH GOD, IT"S SO SLIMEY!!!!


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Posted at: 5/16/09 02:21 PM

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At 5/16/09 02:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:10 PM, AKACCMIOF wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:06 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Hell no, I ain't gettin no sloppy seconds.
EAT YO LEFT OVERS!
fine...OH GOD, IT"S SO SLIMEY!!!!

My bad.

*uses toilet brush to remove excess semen from the offending organ, which then grows teeth and snaps the janitorial instrument*

WTF?!?

Jeremiah 12:5 "O hai! Hao cans yu choke on macaroni, den ax me foar lasagna? Dat st00pids!


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At 5/16/09 02:21 PM, AKACCMIOF wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:10 PM, AKACCMIOF wrote:
At 5/16/09 02:06 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
fine...OH GOD, IT"S SO SLIMEY!!!!
My bad.

*uses toilet brush to remove excess semen from the offending organ, which then grows teeth and snaps the janitorial instrument*

WTF?!?

...OH SHI-
Well I think that explains why half my dick is missing...


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