My fucking sister

[Conspiracy3]

*glad I caught my typo and changed it from "fucking my sister" to "my fucking sister"

So the bitch is visiting home from college because she is too much of a lazy bitch to get an apartment for the summer.

Whenever she is online the internet speed is less than a third of what it is when she is offline. I have the speedtest.net graphs to prove it. She says that she only uses AIM and surfs blogs but I don't believe it. That could explain it being lower but not this much lower.

Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

[Wuggawoot]

So you fuck your sister?

Thats bad even by My Standards.

[therealanimator]

so what sites was she on?

[Conspiracy3]

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: So you fuck your sister?

No I don't

[TehSlapHappy]

I still think this topic revolves around someone fucking your sister.

[TheTrooper5]

I thought this thread would be about a sister who your primarily use for fucking....

[Conspiracy3]

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, therealanimator wrote: so what sites was she on?

I don't know but I'm thinking about putting some spyware on her computer to find out.

[The-Darkphoenix]

At 5/15/09 06:12 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, therealanimator wrote: so what sites was she on?

I don't know but I'm thinking about putting some spyware on her computer to find out.

Then you could also find out who's fucking her. My bet's on TehSlapHappy.

[darksytze]

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: So the bitch is visiting home from college because she is too much of a lazy bitch to get an apartment for the summer.

it's not like she's too lazy to get an apartment, probably because it's pretty damn expensive.

Whenever she is online the internet speed is less than a third of what it is when she is offline. I have the speedtest.net graphs to prove it. She says that she only uses AIM and surfs blogs but I don't believe it. That could explain it being lower but not this much lower.

waaaah, the internet speed is collapsing!

Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

ooh, tough guy. all upset because he can't enjoy hot, sweaty nights in his own room because his privacy is interrupted for whatever reason. you introvert dick snot, grow a dick.

[DM692]

So, do you have more than one sister?

You know, like one for fucking, and one for cooking?

[Marcus]

God fucking forbid you'd be happy to see your sibling after being away at school all year.

Instead it's AW FUCK QUIT HOGGIN MY NETS BITCH I R NEWGROUNDING

[Roboboy679]

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: So you fuck your sister?

No I don't

Don't lie. You clearly said you were fucking your sister, and by my standards, you also called her a fat bitch in the process. The internet reference made me actually think you fucking your sister online (cybering).

[Conspiracy3]

At 5/15/09 06:29 PM, Marcus wrote: God fucking forbid you'd be happy to see your sibling after being away at school all year.

Instead it's AW FUCK QUIT HOGGIN MY NETS BITCH I R NEWGROUNDING

I always hated the bitch long before she stole my bandwidth

[Marcus]

At 5/15/09 06:31 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:
I always hated the bitch long before she stole my bandwidth

Then I feel pity for you, your sister, and pretty much your entire family.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

While I was building a computer for my stepdad I needed to temporarily take a part out of a Dell to get it to work. My sister decides to hook the Dell back up, then LEAVE IT RUNNING when it didnt work. It toasted the computer, and because of a Domino effect of proprietary parts it will cost $200 to fix it.

[bluebolt]

At 5/15/09 06:12 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 5/15/09 06:10 PM, therealanimator wrote: so what sites was she on?

I don't know but I'm thinking about putting some spyware on her computer to find out.

A porn site?

[SpiffyMasta]

She was on her webcam showing me how wide her pussy was.

[Vinnyy]

So glad that I'm the only child in my family!

[Luxury-Yacht]

Man, I can't blame her for not getting the apartment. For me, summer is my chance tgo stop paying for housing for college and work my job to earn money to pay for school. Getting an apartment for the summer would be a big hassle and a huge waste of money.

[Conspiracy3]

At 5/15/09 06:58 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Man, I can't blame her for not getting the apartment. For me, summer is my chance tgo stop paying for housing for college and work my job to earn money to pay for school. Getting an apartment for the summer would be a big hassle and a huge waste of money.

Well the fact is that she isn't working at the moment. She is sitting on her computer doing nothing useful. I'm in college too so I know what it is like to save money by going home. I did it during my first three years. I'm at home with my parents now because my dad had a stroke and my mom needs help taking care of him.

If she had a job I would understand, but right now she doesn't.

[BlindShoemaker]

maybe she's too busy downloading porn

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

Oh.. my.. gawd, some anger problems there?

Everyone has a right to internet when there in the same house. Stop being such a selfish asshole.

[Conspiracy3]

At 5/15/09 07:30 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

Oh.. my.. gawd, some anger problems there?

Everyone has a right to internet when there in the same house. Stop being such a selfish asshole.

They're

not there

Learn the difference dumbass.

[Lizzardis]

At 5/15/09 07:35 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: They're

not there

Learn the difference dumbass.

Who put you in charge of grammar? That no way to speak to him like that. So what if he got there and they're wrong. You get things wrong to! "glad I caught my typo and changed it from "fucking my sister" to "my fucking sister"

So your allowed to get things wrong....Yet he isn't? Ha! Yeah OK.

[warshark]

At 5/15/09 06:53 PM, Vinny99 wrote: So glad that I'm the only child in my family!

Same here!

[Generalissimus]

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Damn fat-ass bitch should be in the kitchen cooking instead of browsing the internet.

Wow, really?

She's probably downloading music or something. Tell her to stop because thats illegal.

[reveihca]

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: *glad I caught my typo and changed it from "fucking my sister" to "my fucking sister"

To be perfectly honest I read it the other way around, leading to a disappointing story about sibling animosity rather than incest.

[SomaGuye]

Instead of being an asshole and whining on a forum, why don't you confront her, ask her politely what she's doing to slow down your internet, and ask her to keep it to a minimum.

[EgoistXIV]

netstat -a her. You don't need any kind of spyware to know what sites she's on as long as she's on the same LAN. Also, post the graphs.

[xdcthuludx]

At 5/15/09 06:09 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Whenever she is online the internet speed is less than a third of what it is when she is offline. I have the speedtest.net graphs to prove it. She says that she only uses AIM and surfs blogs but I don't believe it. That could explain it being lower but not this much lower.

.

"Damn sis is sapping mah internet!!"