We will be immortal soon!

[Vinnyy]

As soon as me and my best friend becomes 21 , we are going to go find the fountain of youth and then we will drink from it and destroy it so no one will ever find it.

We will both become immortal soon and will live forever and we happen to know exactly where the fountain is located and we will take a plane flight there!

Don't ask where it is cause only the two of us will know where it is!

[STEM]

I'd hate to be immortal. I don't even know what to do with myself
on a sunday morning, let alone infinity sunday mornings...

[desert116]

Prepare for ultimate boredom once the universe has been destroyed by time.

[Generalissimus]

Wouldn't it be better to go out drinking when you turn 21?

[Jonners]

At 5/15/09 02:39 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Don't ask where it is cause only the two of us will know where it is!

Couldn't we just ask you? Besides, I'd hate to be immortal, you'd just get to see everyone you love die and then get bored of your life eventually and want to die.

[Ozcar]

Sounds like you and your friend will have gaysex for all eternity... Good for you :)

[Vinnyy]

At 5/15/09 02:42 PM, Ozcar wrote: Sounds like you and your friend will have gaysex for all eternity... Good for you :)

If that's what you really think then you are a major ass!

[desert116]

At 5/15/09 02:43 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:42 PM, Ozcar wrote: Sounds like you and your friend will have gaysex for all eternity... Good for you :)

If that's what you really think then you are a major ass!

What else would you do?

[lowiehimself]

At 5/15/09 02:39 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Lies

So there are planeflights to secret, nonexesisted places that noone knows about, Flippin sweet!

[andhination]

If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

[Ozcar]

At 5/15/09 02:44 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:43 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

If that's what you really think then you are a major ass!

What else would you do?

Well, they'll be alone, with all the time of the universe in their hands...bored...without girls around...

They'll end sucking each other pen0r...That's for sure...

[Ruby-S]

Can I come with you two and drink from the fountain?
Then we can have threesome! =3

[BROWNSALLDAY]

I came in the fountian for you vinny

[Im-A-Pirate]

Immortal, but you'll still get your ass fucked by diseases or shots or something like that.

Immortal =/= invincible.

[Vinnyy]

At 5/15/09 02:46 PM, andhination wrote: If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

It makes you stay at your age forever!

[andhination]

At 5/15/09 03:03 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:46 PM, andhination wrote: If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

It makes you stay at your age forever!

No, it makes you youthful again.

[Lizzardis]

At 5/15/09 02:39 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Don't ask where it is cause only the two of us will know where it is!

Where is it?

[Vinnyy]

At 5/15/09 03:05 PM, andhination wrote: No, it makes you youthful again.

You might think that's how the fountain works but you're wrong! It makes you stay at your current age forever!

[AmateurProfessional]

At 5/15/09 03:05 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:03 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:46 PM, andhination wrote: If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

It makes you stay at your age forever!

No, it makes you youthful again.

Has nobody else realised you have to frequently drink from the fountain to stay young?

Fools.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 5/15/09 03:03 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:46 PM, andhination wrote: If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

It makes you stay at your age forever!

Yeah, but you can still be killed. OOPS!

Am I the only one how thinks this entire post is completely retarded.

[andhination]

At 5/15/09 03:07 PM, AmateurProfessional wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:05 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:03 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 02:46 PM, andhination wrote: If you destroy it after only drinking once you'll eventually grow old and die anyway.
Regardless, you can still be shot, run over, or raped by disease.

It makes you stay at your age forever!

No, it makes you youthful again.

Has nobody else realised you have to frequently drink from the fountain to stay young?

Fools.

Finally, someone who knows how the fucking thing works. These idiots don't deserve to use it. Just me and you can use it, eh buddy?

[BlakeMo]

Bad idea, as that everyone would use it, thus keeping from people dying, but more being born. Thus, the biosphere's (Earth) carrying capacity would not sustain life. Earth would soon die due to overpopulation, and completely raped of all resources.

So you'd be responsible for the extinction of life as we know it.

There are forces at work here beyond our understanding...*then see my sig*

[Vinnyy]

At 5/15/09 03:10 PM, andhination wrote: Finally, someone who knows how the fucking thing works. These idiots don't deserve to use it. Just me and you can use it, eh buddy?

That's not how it works you dumbass and plus you don't even know where it is!

[andhination]

At 5/15/09 03:12 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:10 PM, andhination wrote: Finally, someone who knows how the fucking thing works. These idiots don't deserve to use it. Just me and you can use it, eh buddy?

That's not how it works you dumbass and plus you don't even know where it is!

Obviously what you have found isn't the fountain of youth.

[Corky-D]

When you say "21" I think of alcohol.

Alcohol isn't the fountain of youth.

And neither does it exist.

Alcohol does, but that hardly qualifies as a fountain of youth. Unless you get drunk badly and everyone appears younger...

[AmateurProfessional]

At 5/15/09 03:12 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:12 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:10 PM, andhination wrote:

Obviously what you have found isn't the fountain of youth.

Seems to me that this guy just bought a bird bath from a gypsy.

[andhination]

At 5/15/09 03:17 PM, AmateurProfessional wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:12 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:12 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/15/09 03:10 PM, andhination wrote:

Obviously what you have found isn't the fountain of youth.

Seems to me that this guy just bought a bird bath from a gypsy.

You just made me cream my pants laughing.

[Vinnyy]

At 5/15/09 03:28 PM, andhination wrote: You just made me cream my pants laughing.

He's smokin crack!

[MetaIUpYourAss]

Enjoy the end of the universe when it comes drifting through space in complete darkness forever.

[Dexter3000]

0_o
dont you have anything better to do?