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At 5/15/09 02:49 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: So, really, why does everyone hate it?

Because it's shit, that's why. But I hate people who talk about it even more that the film itself. Excluding me, right now.

It's shit.

The Twilight Saga was alright for me to read. It was very far fetched, but it was alright. We all know in the vampire legends and lores and whatnot, that vampires die in sunlight. Well, not in this book. So that's a big difference. I haven't even watched the movie, and I don't really think I ever will. Reading the books was enough Twilight for me.

Something that really annoys me, though, are all the teenage girls who swoon over the very mention of Edward Cullen. They will absolutely fight you to the death if you even say that you hate Twilight. Come on, nobody needs to be that bat shit insane about a movie. Especially when they probably haven't even read the books.

I like underworld!

i think it is because all the girls are like " OH MY GOD TWILIGHT AHHHH ITS ORGASMIC!!!" its just annoying

So there's no real argument besides "It sucks" or you hate the people who like it.

Bandwagon less please, kids.

can you say over rated?

Let's just analyze the story:

Vampire falls in love with human.

Human falls in love with vampire.

Vampire has urge to eat the human.

Vampire doesn't.

Now, this is a decent train of thought for the story. She used a good idea.
But. That's just the basic gist. The skeletal structure, if you will.
I read the book, and I concluded that Stephanie Meyer must be some sort of wizard or such, because she managed to screw it up.

Let's delve down to character synopsis.

Bella:
-The book says she's an outcast, but she INSTANTLY becomes friends with everyone.
-Her dialogue and basic character make her a whiny little bitch, and it's just an ordeal to read about her whining because she loves that pansy, Edward SO much, but how they can't...Blah, blah, blah.
-Second biggest Mary Sue EVER. The author just keeps on adding to her perfectness, while saying "She's flawed, though." Yeah. She might be, but apparently, so were Superman and Chuck Norris. At least they managed to have problems that can't be solved by some sparkly vampire dude.

Edward:
-Immortal, unless torn to shreds and getting every shred burned to cinders. Yeah. Did I mention he has super-speed and super-strength? Well, let's tag a cape on him and call him "Sparklyman".
-Broke all vampire rules. Vampires can't touch water. BROKEN IN BASEBALL SCENE. Full Human Blood Diet? BROKEN IN HUNTING SCENE. Invitation only? FUCKING SMASHED EACH NIGHT. Garlic? SMASHED. Sun? SPARKLY SMASHED. Crucifixes? SMASHED AT THE CULLEN HOUSE (I remember that there was a cross on the wall or something..) Silver? SMASHED LIKE THAT TRUCK'S GRILL (Cars have silver alloys in them, and many metal objects are made of silver ore.)
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-Biggest Mary Sue EVER. Jesus Christ. He's too damn perfect. Just read through, and focus on Edward's descriptions. How many pages are there that just say how "sexy and hot and omg" he is? About half the book is just fan service.

Everyone Else:
WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
Nobody cares about the other people in the story, and frankly, I don't, either.

At 5/15/09 10:47 AM, geohoundz55 wrote: I like underworld!

Me too. But, if you've seen Twilight then you have now seen what would happen if Disney got ahold of it.

At 5/15/09 04:30 PM, JervisTetch wrote:

At 5/15/09 10:47 AM, geohoundz55 wrote: I like underworld!

Me too. But, if you've seen Twilight then you have now seen what would happen if Disney got ahold of it.

...And raped it brutally. Can it get any cornier?

The entire movie and book series is like a fucking sexual fantasy, saying how super hot that edward guy is and about some girl who "has problems" and really doesn't.

This makes the book IRRESISTABLE to 13 year old girls who like saying that have family issues and act like wannabe emo's, goths, and whatever else.

It might not be a terribly directed movie, and the special effects might not be horrible, but the way the story is told and the effect is has on pre-teenage girls is just plain fucking annoying.

twilight is shit because its an overdramatic shitty love stories that makes vampires look like pussy. the book sucks the movies worst and for some reason its got some stupid cult like following

Rob Pattinson pointed out the most important reason why... It's like the author's sick, creepy fantasy about being banged by vampires.

1) edward is a QUEER. he bites more dicks than he does neck.

2) bella is the biggest bimbo ever.

3) that book KILLED no SLAUGHTERED vampires. vampires were the shit before that book and after that book i ALWAYS thought gay every time i saw a vampire. they WERE cool.

4) you want a good vampire novel read anything by anne rice. may i suggest the vampire lestat. HER writing is so visual its AMAZING. or you could just watch the movie queen of the damned.

At 5/15/09 04:57 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: 1) edward is a QUEER. he bites more dicks than he does neck.

2) bella is the biggest bimbo ever.

3) that book KILLED no SLAUGHTERED vampires. vampires were the shit before that book and after that book i ALWAYS thought gay every time i saw a vampire. they WERE cool.

4) you want a good vampire novel read anything by anne rice. may i suggest the vampire lestat. HER writing is so visual its AMAZING. or you could just watch the movie queen of the damned.

could not agree with you more ann rice is the shit but interview with a vampire or shit even dracula any of them beat the shit out of twilight

At 5/15/09 04:46 PM, turboNEGROID wrote: It's a chick flick, it's not meant for guys.

Please don't call it that, it's an insult to women. Your classic "chick flick" at least have stories that, while aimed towards females, can be relateable to anyone. Twilight is trash that moronic teenage girls (and gay guys) soak up faster than a whore drinks cum.

Because your mum and dad are related, that's why.

Yesterday I saw some chick with a shirt that said "I kissed a vampire and I like it" and I've got to admit, it pissed me off.

It took something which is pretty god damned cool, and made them hundred year old paedophiles who glitter.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twiligh t
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At 5/16/09 07:28 PM, xdcthuludx wrote: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twiligh t
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lol i bookmarked that page solely cuz i hate twilight.
and now to show the REAL TWILIGHT DIMLIGHT!

At 5/15/09 02:56 AM, Sensationalism wrote: She's a crappy author for one. There are authors who have much better vampire stories.

Cirque du Freak would be an amazing movie.

So agreed.

Actually everyone LOVES Twilight, which makes it much too overrated, which leads to the hating of it.

At 5/15/09 02:58 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: So there's no real argument besides "It sucks" or you hate the people who like it.

Bandwagon less please, kids.

People have given you like 30 different reasons besides that, are you retarded?

At 5/15/09 02:49 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: So, really, why does everyone hate it?

Well, I've never seen it but I've heard some things.

I've never hated it, but a bunch of my friends do exactly what you posted about. They got back from the movies and thought that it was the biggest piece of shit they ever saw. I'm sure it wasn't that great, but I think that their opinions were kind of swayed by the atmosphere surrounding it before they even entered the movie theater.

btw, I thought you were talking about the user when I clicked on this :X

to quote south park mickey mouse " every time you make little girls' ginees tingle I get money!"

It's cheesy as hell. I guess I -could- elaborate, but cheesy is kind of hard to describe. I mean, it's basically some cliche story about forbidden love. Not to mention how less badass vampires are in it. I mean, aren't undead supposed to be like, terrorizing people?