What is it, exactly? It's a really vague thing to say... I mean, what you may consider unsportsmanlike I may consider a strategy. For instance, talking shit or crying. You think I'm being a jerk, but I think I'm just trying to get in your head.
I only need to know because I think I'm going to become a UFC fighter... I'm not very strong but I haven't been able to find a rule that say I can't pee on the opponent... and I think that's a surefire way to win.
Unless you consider "peeing tn a guys face" unsportsmanlike... then I may not be able to use it. What do you say NG, am I the next champion of the world, or are all my dreams crushed and time for me to headbutt a bullet?
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I can eat losses provided they had no random variables.
Chess, sports, are all fine. Pat on the back, hand shake, etc.
its usually video games that make me rage though.
To elaborate on your original point :
No, stop being such a goddamned girl.
I think you're underestimating the average UFC fighter a bit. If I was your opponent I wouldn't wait for you to fiddle around in your shorts long enough to get your cock out, as soon as your hands were down I'm go in for the attack. Even if I was getting peed on I'd still take advantage of your guard being down. If you're going to use your waste as a tool in a fight I'd definitely go all the way and just shit myself. No one's going to wrap themselves around another man to apply an arm bar when their dripping fecal matter all over. Plus your own shit is always more bearable to you than it is to anyone else. There's no way he'll be punching at full force when your stank is all over the octagon.
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At 5/14/09 08:59 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I think you're underestimating the average UFC fighter a bit.
For some reason I couldn't read this whole thing without laughing
At 5/14/09 08:53 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: What is it, exactly?
It means that you don't act sportsmanlike..
I don't get what's so hard to understand about that.
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wow your an '03 user and have 6,000 something posts.
what the hell is wrong with you, did you sign up at the age of 5 and your balls still haven't dropped?
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Dumbass you never hesitate in the Octagon. One moment of slipping up or hesitating and your ass is going down for the count.
Once again your a dumbass for thinking you could beat a UFC Fighter with your piss.
Dumbass.
At 5/14/09 09:09 PM, paintballr wrote: wow your an '03 user and have 6,000 something posts.
what the hell is wrong with you, did you sign up at the age of 5 and your balls still haven't dropped?
everyone with an old sign up date absolutely must have an absurd amount of posts otherwise the universe will collapses into a black hole
right?
i'd consider bringing a sniper to a sword fight "unsportsmanlike conduct"...
I'm just saying he's stupid as hell for thinking that.
At 5/14/09 08:59 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I'd definitely go all the way and just shit myself.
So you're telling me, that if I enter the octogon there's a chance that I'll get to pee in another mans poop? Sounds hawt... now all I just need to do is make sure it's not unsportsman like to kiss your opponent on the neck.
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At 5/14/09 09:13 PM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote: Once again your a dumbass for thinking you could beat a UFC Fighter with your piss.
I think it would be really hard to land a decent punch if your eyes where filled with pee. That's all I'm sayin...
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You know...........................this chat is over with me. I don't like talking about men spraying feces on other men.
I'm done now dude.
At 5/14/09 09:20 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: now all I just need to do is make sure it's not unsportsman like to kiss your opponent on the neck.
Certainly not, plus you can follow up by nibbling tenderly on his ear and then gingerly whispering, "I want you inside me." Then, while he's momentarily preoccupied with putting on a condom, you attack.
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At 5/14/09 08:59 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Funny stuff
Why was that funny? Could it be the hour? It IS late... But that's no excuse. Shame on me for being immature enough to laugh at potty humor.
At 5/14/09 11:00 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Certainly not, plus you can follow up by nibbling tenderly on his ear and then gingerly whispering, "I want you inside me." Then, while he's momentarily preoccupied with putting on a condom, you attack.
So UFC Fighting is like a wrestling pornography?
The moment you reach for your dick, you won't have to piss.. because your opponent will beat it out of you.
At 5/15/09 01:30 AM, reveihca wrote:At 5/14/09 11:00 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Certainly not, plus you can follow up by nibbling tenderly on his ear and then gingerly whispering, "I want you inside me." Then, while he's momentarily preoccupied with putting on a condom, you attack.So UFC Fighting is like a wrestling pornography?
It's a violent
Pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kind of shit
you get on your TV
At 5/14/09 11:00 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
Certainly not, plus you can follow up by nibbling tenderly on his ear and then gingerly whispering, "I want you inside me." Then, while he's momentarily preoccupied with putting on a condom, you attack.
That's what the buttflaps are for.
Use them to your advantage.
Eh, I think there is no such thing. Beating the shit out of the other team just makes them better in the long run. Or good at dancing.
At 5/14/09 08:53 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: What is it, exactly?
One word: tea-bagging.
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At 5/15/09 01:26 AM, Piss wrote: I can piss like no other. I'm considering your strategy and might even sign up as a UFC fighter.
You say that now... but do you think you could pee in front of the hundreds of thousands of people watching you not only in the stadium, but also at home on their TV? This is no time to get potty-shy... you fail to pee when it counts, it's your ass.
Sure, showing your flacid penis to your opponent might confus him a bit, but confusion doesn't win the bout... pee-pee does.
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