He is a fat piece of shit who would rather play Xbox 360 than do his fucking Earth Science homework, then during lunch copy all of our answers and then blame us when he gets 90's. Me along with the people at our table think that it would be funny if we let him fail and kept our answers from him.
Should we do this NG?
Shut up already.
And why should we fuck him?
He doesn't seem like a very charming person, not the kind you would want to have sex with.
My signature was old so I changed it.
At 5/14/09 08:37 PM, Siggles wrote: He is a fat piece of shit who would rather play Xbox 360 than do his fucking Earth Science homework, then during lunch copy all of our answers and then blame us when he gets 90's. Me along with the people at our table think that it would be funny if we let him fail and kept our answers from him.
Should we do this NG?
Yeah. Sure sharing the info with your friend is a nice thing to do, but if he's an asshole about it than yeah... screw him and his ungrateful laziness.
Obviously.
And he BLAMES you when he gets 90's? I'd kill for that.
At 5/14/09 08:39 PM, thelittleemo wrote: ..yes. Or just kick his ass.
He's too fat our fists would just be absorbed in his lard.
At 5/14/09 08:41 PM, Siggles wrote:At 5/14/09 08:39 PM, thelittleemo wrote: ..yes. Or just kick his ass.He's too fat our fists would just be absorbed in his lard.
Flamethrowers then?
Render Unto Caesar
At 5/14/09 08:41 PM, Siggles wrote:At 5/14/09 08:39 PM, thelittleemo wrote: ..yes. Or just kick his ass.He's too fat our fists would just be absorbed in his lard
+1 kudos for making me laugh
But I guess you should just tell him to stop being a douche about things, and to start doing his work. If he acts like more ofa douch, just exclude him from the table.
Shut up already.
Giving him the wrong answers would be so much better.
I would love to see the look on his face when he gets a 0.
I took the thread title out of context..
Damnit!
Just tell his fat mooching ass to get lost and not to come back until he can get off his turkey ass and do the work himself for once.
I despise moochers.
At 5/14/09 08:42 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:At 5/14/09 08:41 PM, Siggles wrote:Flamethrowers then?At 5/14/09 08:39 PM, thelittleemo wrote: ..yes. Or just kick his ass.He's too fat our fists would just be absorbed in his lard.
Flamethrowers usually do the trick with fatasses. You just gotta heat that grease to the right temperature and then it all burns.
My signature was old so I changed it.
Thats no where near bad
If I was you I would sock him in the arm
Earth science? Yea, you aren't even in highschool yet. Just tell him to stop being a lazy shit, don't give him answers, and be done with it.
I wouldn't fuck him, you might get green shit on your dick.
At 5/14/09 08:43 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: "Fuck my friend"
I GET FIRSTSIES
No way, I'm not having sloppy seconds!
Yes although it would be funny to let him mooch off you as long as possible, then when he gets to college, he'll facepalm himself and say "fuck".
Keepin' Calm and Chiving On
*clickable siggy*
How exactly is he your friend?
Well anyway that sounds like a really good idea to do,but you could also try talking to him about.If he doesn't listen then you could go ahead and kick his ass.
Whatever,i don't care.
Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.
The obvious response is: "is there enough time?"
Lucky for you guys, I'm above such immature humor.
John Rambo is my hero
At 5/14/09 08:42 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:At 5/14/09 08:41 PM, Siggles wrote:Flamethrowers then?At 5/14/09 08:39 PM, thelittleemo wrote: ..yes. Or just kick his ass.He's too fat our fists would just be absorbed in his lard.
I think the person he's referring to here is VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star to man.
Since this person is so incredibly fat, I don't it can be destroyed. It actually shouldn't be able to exist according to current laws of physics.
A diagram I drew of VY CMa:
At 5/14/09 08:37 PM, Siggles wrote: Should we do this NG?
No, because I am exactly like your friend.
I waste all my time at home and than panic when the time comes for homework in school. If my friends turned their back on me, I would be so beyond screwed it's not even funny.
--------------- "Disrespect women and acquire currency" ---------------
At 5/14/09 08:51 PM, Shakyjake wrote: No way, I'm not having sloppy seconds!
Fine, we'll share. From what I hear, there's enough to go around.
He comes on MY face though.
At 5/14/09 08:56 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:At 5/14/09 08:51 PM, Shakyjake wrote: No way, I'm not having sloppy seconds!Fine, we'll share. From what I hear, there's enough to go around.
He comes on MY face though.
Okay, but you have to spit it into my mouth
as i always say.
school (to the majority mind you) isn't about doing good because you want to get a good job. it's about being motivated to copy your friends so you get good grades, and in return you get an easy ride through a small portion of your life, and you don't get yelled at by your parents.
nobody said that you have to learn anything from school, you just have to be motivated by something to do the work. if you do the work then you'll do ok. systems been broken forever, but you should scare your "friend" by saying you won't be his friend anymore if he keeps this up.
forgive me if my sig is wrong
At 5/14/09 08:37 PM, Siggles wrote: stuff
Should we do this NG?
So are you asking if we should have intercourse with your friend?
At 5/14/09 08:59 PM, mariopsp wrote:At 5/14/09 08:37 PM, Siggles wrote: stuffSo are you asking if we should have intercourse with your friend?
Should we do this NG?
Yes of course why wouldn't I?
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