I got wedgied at school today...

[Facepalmer]

So today, I was walking to the freshman building when these 4 big white seniors get in front of me when I'm near the flag pole (This happens to alot of freshman and I knew what was happening as soon as I was confronted near the flagpole). They started pushing me around, so I pushed the one in front of me. He didn't move very far but he was like "Wow that hurt", and pushed me down. I was getting me up and he pushed me down again. We just repeated this like 4 times and then I just got up and started punching him. It didn't seem like this hurt him so basically he just turned me around and pulled my shirt over my head. 2 of his friends grabbed onto my arms while 1 of them grabbed onto my legs and lifted me off the ground. While I was in the air, the main guy just grabbed my briefs and PULLED AS FUCKING HARD AS HE CAN. I think I felt my legs fall asleep instantly.

He kept pulling up and down about 3 times before sticking the hook on the flagpole through both of the legholes of my underwear and suspended me a couple feet off the ground. Alot of people passed by and laughed including a couple of hot girls while I was hanging there. I was there for about 5-8 minutes until the bell rang and I started moving my legs alot until my underwear ripped.
I can't fight back obviously but is there anything I can do to get back at the seniors or atleast get my reputation back?

[CalvinGodly]

Shot the next bully, and then piss on him.

[Siggles]

Pull a sirtom93.

[PaperBagMask]

I lol'd.
Just use the POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP and you shall prevail.

[MemoryCard]

Seriously though, stab them.

I guarantee you nobody will fuck with you again.

[bobbycat77]

There's no other option but to cry about it.

[Toiletpaper]

At 5/14/09 06:42 PM, Siggles wrote: Pull a sirtom93.

As soon as I saw this thread, i knew somebody would say that.

[stosh1919]

pick out the one closet to your size and just deck him and if that doesnt work get like 7 freshman and beat them all up

[robotking98]

pay some big buff person 5 bucks to repeat it to them, itll teach them the lesson they need to lear

[Guest8792]

By the time this post is posted, a bad sirtom93 joke will/ or already has, been posted.

[Draxiss]

yeah.....you're pretty much screwed, if you stab them or do something against the law you'll just get raped in prison.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I didn't know that wedgies were still in style.... I thought they would have done something more creative.

[BenwaHakubi]

At 5/14/09 06:42 PM, Siggles wrote: Pull a sirtom93.

If he does I am pulling a Rig.

[coolguy234]

I only saw wedgies is movies and stuff, and it looks like it would hurt. dose it?

[ScorpionReturn5]

Uh yeah you nitwit. The underwear goes INTO your ASS as they PULL.

Get the message?

[Onizero]

Get some friends and jump one of them. WHILE THE OTHERS AREN'T THERE. That'll get the message across.

And grow some balls while your at it. Asking us to help you after getting owned.

[ScorpionReturn5]

Seriously man. You need to fight your own battles or you'll never learn.

[Estamel]

At 5/14/09 06:39 PM, Facepalmer wrote: I can't fight back obviously but is there anything I can do to get back at the seniors or atleast get my reputation back?

I'm sure you didn't have a reputation to begin with.

[crisisstage]

do what i did when they pushed me around ( they didn't give me a wedgie though ) get your brother and twenty of his big friends and wait for those bastards after school, make them knee in front of you and reapaetedly kick m down then make them take of their pants an run home bare butt with their hands on their head

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Sirtom93 them.

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 5/14/09 06:45 PM, bobbycat77 wrote: There's no other option but to cry about it.

At 5/14/09 06:42 PM, Siggles wrote: Pull a sirtom93.

At 5/14/09 06:44 PM, MemoryCard wrote: Seriously though, stab them.

I guarantee you nobody will fuck with you again.

It's official, Newgrounds sucks at giving good advice.

get over it, you'll have bigger problems soon.

[Facepalmer]

At 5/14/09 07:49 PM, coolguy234 wrote: I only saw wedgies is movies and stuff, and it looks like it would hurt. dose it?

It does somewhat hurt after hanging there for a while but the bad part about it is you're hanging a couple feet off the ground in public by your underwear (and in my situation, my ass is also showing) and you have nothing to do about it until your underwear rips.

[Thimbles]

At least one of them is eighteen. Report their ass and have them not bother anyone for a few months.

There's no fucking way all of them has gotten to that point in bullying without failing at least two grades, years, whatever you call them.

[Drakeborn]

Stop wearing underwear and when they do it again yell as load as you can, "STOP TOUCHING MY ASS HOMO!". No matter what there reaction is you won at this point.

[Loney03DK]

At 5/14/09 08:00 PM, crisisstage wrote: do what i did when they pushed me around ( they didn't give me a wedgie though ) get your brother and twenty of his big friends and wait for those bastards after school, make them knee in front of you and reapaetedly kick m down then make them take of their pants an run home bare butt with their hands on their head

...

When they were pushing you around, did they by chance call you a faggot? Because I don't think that would help too much.

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 5/14/09 06:39 PM, Facepalmer wrote: So today, I was walking to the freshman building when these 4 big white seniors get in front of me

That sounds like an incident that happened near my school, only with broomstick rape.

[speakerlight]

You probably deserved it.

But common they could of gotten way more creative then that.

[ScorpionReturn5]

You guys really need to look out for yourselves and stop being such wusses.

[Aughiris]

Dude, you're 20 years old. You got a wedgie. You fucking fail.

The only thing you can do to redeem your honor is by fucking them up bigtime, and I mean BIGTIME. Get a couple of friends to beat the fucker up, but make sure to wear masks and gloves so that he cannot recognize you and so that the police won't find your DNA.

You have my blessings. I wish you good luck.

[ScorpionReturn5]

Best of luck to you. You'll need it nerd.