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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:41 PM

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After chopping through years of rust and decay and digging deep and praying upon long forgotten holy snowforts, the truth is that Lin should be dead now and that she still functions is a mere mystery, sorta like those two rutted tracks she lays down from her sag bags scraping and crawling upon the ground, searching for their next victim.

Also <Chant> who the fuck is that creepy rapist (at the former thread. tsk tsk)

Also also, here's something for you to have a good night dream, when you go to bed with that horrid creature that wrecked you, tonight.

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At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:43 PM

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Pass me the brain bleach.
I feel violated.
(seriously)

Congrats anyway.

Amani tum sifu Bwana Yesu.

Rubbernews. Enter Toiletducky.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:45 PM

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Waahh I got beaten to making the thread.

Happy b-day nonetheless.

\\\Birthday\\\--///Dancing preteen butts///Timotei

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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:48 PM

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Happy birthday to you. Again. Ehhhhhhh

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If you don't, click here.
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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:48 PM

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Happy birthday.
No go find you some sluts to fuck.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:53 PM

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OLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

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Posted at: 5/13/09 08:54 PM

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Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you get a break from showing us your milk bags.
kthx.
Much love.

RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:08 PM

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MT is one wicked cool chick. Like a block of ice in one freezer, inside of another freezer cool...

Happy Birthday, bitch.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:09 PM

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Happy birthday umm...bitch?

AHHHH, JESUS IS ATTACKING AGAIN!!

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:11 PM

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happy birthday!

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:13 PM

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THIS JUST IN:

Lin is Tom's secrete project to mother thousands of users for the site. Unfortunately they invariably turn into stalkers upon their host. no harm is really done but we all feel icky afterwords.

FORSHAME I SAY...

At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:14 PM

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Holy shit lot of mods.
Anyway, happy birthday Mamatequila!

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:22 PM

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My liver quivers hither,
my kidneys are close to shot,
my bladder is oblivious whither,
i'm on the pot or not.

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<EJR> I LOVE MALACHY. I WANNA SCRAPE HIS GUMS WITH MY TONGUE AND GET THE FULL SENSATION OF A REAL MAN'S KISS.
.....................
scoff?

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:27 PM

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In the spirit of jokingly insulting the birthday girl,
Here's a cake that tastes like your vag

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This is pure, assisted self-destruction

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:27 PM

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At 5/13/09 09:22 PM, mamatequila wrote: My liver quivers hither,
my kidneys are close to shot,
my bladder is oblivious whither,
i'm on the pot or not.

haha, you're a really old lady

please don't ban me...

AHHHH, JESUS IS ATTACKING AGAIN!!

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:28 PM

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Is that some corn-porn I see?

my account got deleted :<

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Posted at: 5/13/09 09:40 PM

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happy birthday. i'm sure your sexual organs are passable for your age.

m u s i c !


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Posted at: 5/13/09 10:50 PM

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Happy birthday you abandoned, abject, appalling, bad, base, coarse, contemptible, corrupt, debased, degenerate, depraved, despicable, dirty, disgraceful, disgusting, evil, filthy, foul, horrid, humiliating, ignoble, immoral, impure, iniquitous, loathsome, low, mean, miserable, nasty, nauseating, nefarious, noxious, perverted, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shocking, sickening, sinful, sleazy, stinking, ugly, vicious, vulgar, wicked, worthless, wretched Canadian.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 11:26 PM

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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

just cause I don't know you doesn't mean I can't join in the teasing.

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Posted at: 5/13/09 11:53 PM

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The lack of appreciation is appalling.

Anyways I managed to snap a shot of mama enjoying some caik.

happy birthday!

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:27 AM

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Happity dappity birthday, grandma!

Sig by Maximus :D
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Member of a High Society

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:30 AM

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Lol, she's old.

LOL

Best thread ever made.

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:32 AM

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I guess I'll post here, too.

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:48 AM

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where's the nsfw tag

geez...

AMV? In case you were wondering how I was blinded and why I am make shoes, click on my sig to find out. NAO!!!

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:50 AM

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That has got to be the most disgusting couch in all of history.

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Posted at: 5/14/09 01:58 AM

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At 5/13/09 10:50 PM, Onic wrote: Happy birthday you ... Canadian.

Mmmmm, placenta cake.

Happy burfdae Lin. I drink wine in your honour.

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}
A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Posted at: 5/14/09 02:51 AM

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HAPPEH BIRFDEH

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Posted at: 5/14/09 03:46 AM

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Mamatequila... been a loooooooong time since i've heard that Alias. I miss the days of the MuyBurrito, and VEPOY.
So... I missed it, is it somebodies birthday?

Are you down with the Zebra?

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Posted at: 5/14/09 10:36 AM

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happy birthday lin, just uploaded this pic from your party!

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Posted at: 5/14/09 10:47 AM

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Happy birthday homie

NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE.

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