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This is why smashing into book stores at the midnight release of books like this- in a Semi- should be made legal.

50 points if you hit a fat one.

Some of those stories are way to insane to believe, if someone tried to slit someones neck over twilight, there'd probably be a news article.

I'm pissed off cause of the spread this has. It's worse than the swine flu! These fucking idiots run around creaming themselves over anything with that sparkly faggot on it. I keep telling myself "Nik, it's just a fad, people will get over it. You might not need that twelve gauge shotgun." but damn it, people are getting crazy about it! Another thing I'm pissed off about is how they turned vampirism into a bunch of sparkly pussies. -_-'

This book that cunt wrote is nothing more than her little "wishful thinking" of how she wants her life to be. Apparently she won't be happy until she finds a sparkly douche bag to fuck her. Or y'know, she destroys the world.