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CanYouResistClicking
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Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:04:39

1. Peeing
2. Making shitty topics like this, amirite?
3. Eating
4. Doing homework
5. Barrel rolls
6. Listening to the Doctor Who theme
7. Cutting your wrist
8. Petting your dog
9. Clicking my profile
10. Cossack dancing

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:09:24

Or you could do what normal people do and watch porn.

Hey yo

CanYouResistClicking
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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:12:56

Porn is for faggots, I watch loli.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:13:45
At 5/13/09 12:12 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote: Porn is for faggots, I watch loli.

Good for you.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:19:45
At 5/13/09 12:13 AM, alucardxmeow wrote:
At 5/13/09 12:12 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote: Porn is for faggots, I watch loli.
Good for you.

Thank you, thank you very much.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:21:56
At 5/13/09 12:04 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote: 1. Peeing

isnt that like impossible?

Watch My Video's!

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:22:49
At 5/13/09 12:21 AM, AgentXRifle wrote:
At 5/13/09 12:04 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote: 1. Peeing
isnt that like impossible?

No, and it's kinda kool having your pee be all creamy and crap.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:25:22
At 5/13/09 12:22 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote:
At 5/13/09 12:21 AM, AgentXRifle wrote:
At 5/13/09 12:04 AM, CanYouResistClicking wrote: 1. Peeing
isnt that like impossible?
No, and it's kinda kool having your pee be all creamy and crap.

One time after I came my pee was all white.

I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:26:24

Toothbrushing?

If you're cool you'll totally click this link and tell me what you think about the things you hear!

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:29:39

Raving!

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:41:43

Sleeping.

"..." - ...

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:42:39

Moaning...
Everybody does it!

I Created A Monster

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:43:12

Or you could make dumplings!

Fuck you.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:43:47

Yeah, nobody does any of that while beating off.

normal people anyway.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:44:35

Or the best one yet...Fucking!

Masturbate hands free!

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:47:23

I have sex, it doesn't tire out my hands.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 00:59:57

Go to alduron.

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Response to Fun things to do while masturbating 2009-05-13 01:09:02

Well you can pee while making sweet love to your hand.

But!

It's physically impossible to urinate while cumming.

Theres a lil' flap that says whose coming out at one given time lol XD

That's why it can be hard to pee after cumming is because the flap may be closing off the urinary tract for a bit.