Attention: Customers of the world!

[blackattackbitch]

You need to hear this now. You have crossed the line. Overstepped the boundary. You have broken the fragile relationship between the consumer and the employee for your own selfish gain.

You mistreat us, the lowly employee, for no reason. When you come into our establishments bickering and bitching about a rule or regulation, know that you are bitching to the wrong person. We, as the employee, can't do shit about it.

Yet, you still expect us to do something about it. You expect us to put our own jobs and our own income on the line so that you can reap the benefits of saving a few dollars. You expect us to scratch your back without you scratching ours. You expect and expect and not only do you offer nothing in return for our sacrifice, you expect us to make a job-risking sacrifice, all to save a "few dollars".

Well, we shouldn't and we won't take it anymore. You want a free sandwich because you only have half the money? FUCK YOU! You want us to sneak you a free lighter to go with your cigarettes, or, even better, expect us to sell you cigarettes even though you're underage? FUCK YOU! You expect us to allow you to hang around the establishment despite our no loitering signs? FUCK YOU! You expect us to do for you at the risk of ourselves? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SELF-SERVING MENTALITY!

Now all those problems wouldn't be that bad, if only you, the customer, weren't such an asshole to boot. As mentioned before, not only do you expect us to give you our lives for nothing, but you bitch when we respectfully decline.

Here is an example from my own experience:

Customer at McDonalds: Can I have some barbecue sauce?
Lowly Employee: Sorry, but I have to charge you 32 cents.
Customer: Really? Well, can't you just sneak it to me?
Employee: No because that's considered stealing.
Customer: It's only barbecue sauce.
Employee: Well I still can't do it.
Irate Customer: FUCK YOU THEN! CAN'T FUCKING GIVE ME A FUCKING SAUCE? FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

True story. (Disclaimer: story may or may not be exagerrated)

You, the customer, should not direct your anger at the employee if he or she refuses your request. Your anger should be directed at Management because they, not the employees, are the ones pulling the strings.

So remember, the next time an employee sneaks you an extra cookie or gives you a free candybar, remember that his/her sacrifice is completely selfless. And if they refuse your request, remember that they aren't the ones in control.

Thank you for your time. Have a good day.

Assholes.

[Seriana]

spit in their food
etc

[Generalissimus]

Yeah, they treat us employees like shit! That's why I'm starting my own business so I can tell them to gtfo.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Thank you for your important PSA. I never get pissed off at the poor employees anyway. But I think people DO need to be more considerate.

[MegamanZero360]

Just do what Dominos does.

[blackattackbitch]

At 5/12/09 07:51 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Just do what Dominos does.

I can safely say that that was, by far, the nastiest thing I've ever seen.

I shall put those ideas into practice.....

[yurgenburgen]

You're preaching to the choir. We all know that customers are arrogant vermin. I've had to deal with them a lot, they're just scum. They have no understanding of how anything in the country works, they just assume it will always be there for them and if it isn't, they scream like children about it.