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I have no idea how to respond to this. If it's true then congrats on a nice self defense. Though I wouldn't approve of killing anyone unless your life was in danger.

Then again.......maybe it is fake. I don't know.

You got to be kidding....

I hope they are.

Shut the fawk up.

Let me think.................................no .

jeez they just wanted your cookies...

fucken douche

At 5/12/09 07:21 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Because this sonofabitch is packing one hell of a cock. I'll fuck your shit up with that thing. Don't test me.

hawt

LMAO I was wondering what the cylindrical object was until the end......I got one of those too. You might say it cums in handy lol.

At 5/14/09 03:33 PM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote: I have no idea how to respond to this. If it's true then congrats on a nice self defense. Though I wouldn't approve of killing anyone unless your life was in danger.

Then again.......maybe it is fake. I don't know.

It's true. And the authorities were so impressed and afraid that they didn't even file a report.

At 5/12/09 07:21 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
The moral of this story is. Don't mess with WeHaveFreshCookies. Because this sonofabitch is packing one hell of a cock. I'll fuck your shit up with that thing. Don't test me.

Are you are a girl....................................

oh wait i forgot some faggots online are called tranvestits

LOL i thought you had a shotgun or something, the last sentance made me cry. excellent.

At 5/18/09 12:11 AM, billowillo wrote: LOL i thought you had a shotgun or something, the last sentance made me cry. excellent.

You're motherfucking welcome...

WeHaveFreshCookies wins again.

At 5/12/09 07:39 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 5/12/09 07:30 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Ahh... the classic make a huge story and then end it with cocks.

I miss the old days of the epic BBS stories. What can I say? I want a revival so I took action.

Needs more epic and less story.

At 5/18/09 07:32 PM, Carbon wrote:

At 5/12/09 07:39 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 5/12/09 07:30 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Ahh... the classic make a huge story and then end it with cocks.

I miss the old days of the epic BBS stories. What can I say? I want a revival so I took action.

Needs more epic and less story.

The end made the entire story epic.

Yeahhh.

That's great, kid.

Now run along.

Cock jokes aren't funny anymore.

.......HI FAVE!

low five

What was the weapon? Pepper spray?

At 5/20/09 12:54 PM, eimyz wrote: Yeahhh.

That's great, kid.

Now run along.

Cock jokes aren't funny anymore.

The rest of the forum would beg to differ

COCK

BY JESUS BOY!!! we gots ourselves here a garsh darn cock fight.. well ill be a hollerin hippy you ol yella bellied pansy.

OMG EPIC THREAD

Do I get paid now?

At 5/13/09 09:01 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Uhh.. just noticed this, don't know why it took me so long, but apparently, wehavefreshcookies is Age/Gender: 16, Female

How do you attack with your cock then?

She'd probally tried to attack with an upside down hole....
You cnat Rape with an pussy...

At 5/20/09 02:16 PM, Dejected wrote:

At 5/20/09 12:54 PM, eimyz wrote: Yeahhh.

That's great, kid.

Now run along.

Cock jokes aren't funny anymore.

The rest of the forum would beg to differ

COCK

To the contrary, PENIS

-laughs sarcastically-

I actually still believed this story until I got up to the bit when you were bashing up the last guy and killed him.

I reached slowly into my pocket and my fingers found what they sought. A hard, cylindrical object. About 12 inches in length and a diameter of about 2 inches, with a spray range of about 15 yards.

I lol'd so hard at that sentence

At 5/23/09 04:16 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I actually still believed this story until I got up to the bit when you were bashing up the last guy and killed him.

'Twas the intent. Thank you, good sir.

It was at this point that I knew I was in trouble. But little did they know that I had a weapon just in case a situation like this ever arose. They thought they had the jump on me, but they were wrong. Oh were they wrong. I reached slowly into my pocket and my fingers found what they sought. A hard, cylindrical object. About 3.5 inches in length and a diameter of about 2 centimetres, with a spray range of about 15 millimetres.

i fixeded your typo of j00r cockz.

face the truth.

At 5/12/09 07:21 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Oh were they wrong. I reached slowly into my pocket and my fingers found what they sought. A

The moral of this story is. Don't mess with WeHaveFreshCookies. Because this sonofabitch is packing one hell of a cock. I'll fuck your shit up with that thing. Don't test me.

Your cock is in your pocket?

At 5/12/09 07:28 PM, Britkid wrote: Oh. I thought there was going to be some clever punchline at the end of it, like we were all meant to think it was your cock and that was the conceit.

As did I.