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Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 18:47:29 Reply

If they don't contribute to society, wouldn't it be best to kill them off and feed them to Africans?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:00:56 Reply

Yes. I couldn't possibly agree more. "He who shall not work shall not eat." By definition, then, the retired should starve to death, or more humanely, be euthanized.

Unless of course they can find work suitable to their age and experience (ie, no heavy lifting)

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:04:37 Reply

Why to the Africans, we need meat too.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:06:55 Reply

What if they have an investment portfolio that continues to generate income?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:09:40 Reply

We could use their flailing wrinkly bodies in the next Vaseline commercial. Or watch them saturate their ripe skin with the latest line of dove beauty bars. Now thats getting your moneys worth out of television.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:10:26 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:06 PM, stafffighter wrote: What if they have an investment portfolio that continues to generate income?

Kill em off anyway. I hate old people and their shitty vision which impairs their driving.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:11:27 Reply

We should also eat prisoners and those who commit crimes. We spend millions so they can have HD TV's and 3 meals a day. Knowing you'd be eaten alive can be a inhibitor. Then we can move to the homeless and unemployed. They're a waste on resources.

Then we'll realise we could've put the homeless in the empty prisons so they can find work.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:12:47 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:10 PM, jAk88 wrote:
At 5/12/09 07:06 PM, stafffighter wrote: What if they have an investment portfolio that continues to generate income?
Kill em off anyway. I hate old people and their shitty vision which impairs their driving.

So, this is less about the ability of the elderly to contribute to the world economy and more about you not wanting to be touched by people with wrinkles. I fully encourage you to kill yourself before 30.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:17:54 Reply

At 5/12/09 06:47 PM, jAk88 wrote: If they don't contribute to society, wouldn't it be best to kill them off and feed them to Africans?

But then the Africans after they feed will breed and multiply.

At 5/12/09 07:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Unless of course they can find work suitable to their age and experience (ie, no heavy lifting)

Walmart greeters.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:22:38 Reply

At 5/12/09 06:47 PM, jAk88 wrote: If they don't contribute to society, wouldn't it be best to kill them off and feed them to Africans?

Starting with you.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:23:37 Reply

Fuck society. I have the small group of people I want to be with. The rest of you can fend for yourselves!

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:29:50 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:12 PM, stafffighter wrote:
At 5/12/09 07:10 PM, jAk88 wrote:
At 5/12/09 07:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

So, this is less about the ability of the elderly to contribute to the world economy and more about you not wanting to be touched by people with wrinkles. I fully encourage you to kill yourself before 30.

I'm going to go ahead and encourage you to kill yourself with a knife tonight.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:54:39 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:23 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Fuck society. I have the small group of people I want to be with. The rest of you can fend for yourselves!

K, please remove yourself from all societal benefits then so there's more for the rest of us...oh wait, you're not gonna do that are you?

Also that Wal-Mart Greeter thing was my first thought too.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 19:57:34 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:29 PM, jAk88 wrote: I'm going to go ahead and encourage you to kill yourself with a knife tonight.

Funny thing is, he has a fuck ton of knives, true story.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 20:00:08 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:54 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Also that Wal-Mart Greeter thing was my first thought too.

But I don't think some people are meant to be Wal-Mart greeters.

Former Vice President Dick Chaney anyone?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 20:27:03 Reply

At 5/12/09 07:54 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: K, please remove yourself from all societal benefits then so there's more for the rest of us...oh wait, you're not gonna do that are you?

The irony is I have to win at capitalism before I can become self sufficient otherwise I would be right now. Setup costs are a biatch :P

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 20:34:43 Reply

Michael York won't let you get away with this!

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 21:44:27 Reply

At 5/12/09 08:39 PM, CaseyFletcher wrote: OH MY GOD WADE DELETE THIS THRED NOW I HAV A GRANdma THAtS RETIRED AN I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!!

My grandma died and my grandpa will probably follow her in a couple years so I don't share your feelings.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 21:54:04 Reply

At 5/12/09 09:44 PM, jAk88 wrote:
At 5/12/09 08:39 PM, CaseyFletcher wrote: OH MY GOD WADE DELETE THIS THRED NOW I HAV A GRANdma THAtS RETIRED AN I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!!
My grandma died and my grandpa will probably follow her in a couple years so I don't share your feelings.

So the people catagorized as "old" who bear personal value to you have passed and from thus is your philosophy. This is really less a social issue and more you whining about a set of people who interfere with your "me first' sensabilities.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 21:59:19 Reply

My 80-year-old grandmother is a hell of a lot more productive than most people I know who aren't retired. From a utilitarian standpoint, killing her would make less sense than killing off the unemployed 35-year-old trailer trash who still lives with his parents and is in and out of jail.

He followed me home, can I keep him?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 22:27:45 Reply

At 5/12/09 09:59 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My 80-year-old grandmother [. . .]

To the carousel with her!

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 22:37:06 Reply

At 5/12/09 10:27 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: To the carousel with her!

Seriously, she would kick the ass of anyone who tried to pull any shit on her.

Feisty old lady, that 'un.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 23:12:11 Reply

At 5/12/09 09:59 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My 80-year-old grandmother is a hell of a lot more productive than most people I know who aren't retired. From a utilitarian standpoint, killing her would make less sense than killing off the unemployed 35-year-old trailer trash who still lives with his parents and is in and out of jail.

Yeah but you can still use that 35 year old for sex.

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 23:22:28 Reply

At 5/12/09 11:12 PM, jAk88 wrote: Yeah but you can still use that 35 year old for sex.

Why would you want to?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 23:24:27 Reply

At 5/12/09 11:22 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:
At 5/12/09 11:12 PM, jAk88 wrote: Yeah but you can still use that 35 year old for sex.
Why would you want to?

Why wouldn't you want to?

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Response to Should we kill people who retire? 2009-05-12 23:26:18 Reply

At 5/12/09 11:24 PM, jAk88 wrote: Why wouldn't you want to?

Because I don't find useless redneck scumbags terribly attractive. Do you?

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