The best way to get of jury duty

[HandsomePete]

I just saw Colbert give this guy the honor of Alpha Dog of the Week.

Getting out of jury duty in Montana.

Yes, this is real.

[Ericho]

He said they let him off too. Awesome!!

[maggiemae]

thats funny haha.
i wonder what happend to that guy....

[jewdudewtf]

I'm keeping that in mind if I ever have jury duty.

[PrawDuhJee]

That guy is pretty B.A. I'm not gonna lie.

[CleansingFlame]

Wow, i have a new hero.

[Fox]

So when is this guy's contempt of court trial?

[gibleto]

Maybe I should try that. . .

[Pixmintro]

The trick to getting out of jury duty is saying you're prejuediced again all races.

Hmm, classic...

[Nerubweaver19]

lol wow
doing jury duty is part of being an american citizen
unless you've got something even more important than that (death in the family, infected with a disease, etc.) suck it up and go.
they even reimburse you for loss of wages and crap i think

[HomerSexual]

That guy is now my role model.

[HandsomePete]

At 5/12/09 04:58 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: lol wow
doing jury duty is part of being an american citizen
unless you've got something even more important than that (death in the family, infected with a disease, etc.) suck it up and go.
they even reimburse you for loss of wages and crap i think

I just had my first jury duty last week. I had to go in for a couple of hours on Monday, then they called my number and said I needed to call back for the next couple of days to see if I needed to come back for this panel thing I was gonna be on. But then that got canceled. Dunno what it was even about.
When I first asked my boss, he said the company I work for didn't reimburse you, but then later it turns out that they did. It's up to where you work whether you get paid back the difference of the hours you missed. But yes, the state will pay you. It comes out to something like 5 dollars an hour, but it's not taxed.

There, now all of you know what to expect in 10 years when you're old enough to worry about this boring, boring process.

[DumbassDude]

At 5/12/09 04:19 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Getting out of jury duty in Montana.

Finally, an American with balls.

[yurgenburgen]

I pissed myself laughing when I read the line, "I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury." HAHA!

[Khris]

well that was a pretty funny thing

[Generalissimus]

I'm definitely keeping that in mind if i ever get picked.

[thefischer]

I bet you he mysteriously dissapears

[HandsomePete]

At 5/12/09 08:06 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 5/12/09 04:19 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Getting out of jury duty in Montana.

Finally, an American with balls.

His dog has balls.

[ninjakoopa-33]

At 5/12/09 08:18 PM, thefischer wrote: I bet you he mysteriously dissapears

Let's just say he's going to have a little "accident".