Semen is healthy for women.

[Wriggle]

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

[RubberTrucky]

I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

[OMGhaxedlol]

At 5/12/09 09:24 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

i will use this to get a BJ :D (joke)

[darksytze]

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

so it's the same as mango?

[jimbobily]

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

There's all kind of proteins and junk in it, so you can pretend it helps your skin - especially facial skin. Don't forget to tell your girlfriend/wife/partner that!

[Killers123]

Uh, thanks for the info?...

[Lorkas]

At 5/12/09 09:24 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

I'm pretty sure you showed it your "17 year old girlfriend" .

[Carmilla]

You know, men can get breast cancer as well. Guess you all better start working on that preventive medicine.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Semen is delicious. I drink at least two shots per day.

[Silver-Glint]

Actually I heard it's unhealthy, as it contains a lot of calories and such. But it's good for a late pregnancy apparently, if you want to go into labour and are rather late a bit of semen helps speed up the labour. That or chillies. Of course not in the same hole though.

[Sheizenhammer]

If only it weren't so obviously fake, I'd have a good laugh showing this to all my friends (most of whom are girls too XD).

....Although.... you never know... one or more of them might believe it...

BRB!

[TheLameSauce]

it works better as a suppository.

[Zenan]

I drank semen every day for a week once, the only effect I got was that it was clinging to my mouth and my breath smelled like dick.

[greenfaerie4]

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
I lol'd hard! I wonder if she writes it down on her calendar.

[jenno1]

Would you drink Semen If It Would Make Your Penis Taller?

Like For Example 1l of Sperm = +1cm of PenisSize

[Silver-Glint]

At 5/12/09 10:34 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote: "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I lol'd extremely hard reading that.

[simon]

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.

Age/Gender: 23, Male

Good thing you added the "I think" to the end of that then.

[Colombiana]

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

You think?

[morefngdbs]

Don't forget to tell them, it's low in fat & calories.
It's nonstaining (it will wash out/off )

[HandsomePete]

Semen has a lot of protein, vitamin E, and sodium. Take that for what it's worth. It IS good for you, lady (that is to address the solitary girl on NG).

[Colombiana]

I forgot to tell you guys that there's a cookbook for recipes based on semen.
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

[RubberTrucky]

At 5/12/09 10:37 AM, jenno1 wrote: Would you drink Semen If It Would Make Your Penis Taller?

Like For Example 1l of Sperm = +1cm of PenisSize

Why would I need a taller penis. So I can rupture my GF's intestins?

[RydiaLockheart]

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.

The taste depends on a lot of factors, mainly the guy's diet. If he eats a lot of junk, it will taste worse. They've done research on that. (Who's the unlucky person who had to taste all the semen samples?) But if he eats good stuff, then it won't taste bad, or as bad.

I don't mind going down on my boyfriend or anything. I'm one of those odd chicks who gets turned on by going down on someone, and he actually tastes a little sweet. Then again, he eats a lot of healthy stuff like salad, hummus, and couscous, so there may be something to the study after all. If he tasted bad, I may not like it. My friend complains about how her boyfriend tastes. But that's what flavored lube is for.

[zee666]

... So many jokes to be made at acquaintance's expense *sigh sadly*

[RubberTrucky]

At 5/12/09 02:41 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.

The taste depends on a lot of factors, mainly the guy's diet. If he eats a lot of junk, it will taste worse. They've done research on that. (Who's the unlucky person who had to taste all the semen samples?) But if he eats good stuff, then it won't taste bad, or as bad.

Still, it's warm, it's sticky, it's gooey and it comes out of a guy's peehole. I really can't understand how women can take it voluntarily.

[Seriana]

CNN
now in 8 bit

[generalwinter]

Maybe the placebo affect could have something to do with this.

[Shnam]

"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I could not stop laughing.

[Zenan]

At 5/12/09 03:06 PM, generalwinter wrote: Maybe the placebo affect could have something to do with this.

No dude, studies can't be done before they are done.

Silly!

[Fim]

716% fake but pretty funny