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Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:24 AM

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:28 AM

I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:29 AM

At 5/12/09 09:24 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

i will use this to get a BJ :D (joke)

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:29 AM

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

so it's the same as mango?

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:29 AM

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

There's all kind of proteins and junk in it, so you can pretend it helps your skin - especially facial skin. Don't forget to tell your girlfriend/wife/partner that!


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:30 AM

Uh, thanks for the info?...


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:31 AM

At 5/12/09 09:24 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Even if it might be fake, show your girlfriend the article! Hahahahaha :D

I'm pretty sure you showed it your "17 year old girlfriend" .


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:42 AM

You know, men can get breast cancer as well. Guess you all better start working on that preventive medicine.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:42 AM

Semen is delicious. I drink at least two shots per day.

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 09:42 AM

Actually I heard it's unhealthy, as it contains a lot of calories and such. But it's good for a late pregnancy apparently, if you want to go into labour and are rather late a bit of semen helps speed up the labour. That or chillies. Of course not in the same hole though.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:12 AM

If only it weren't so obviously fake, I'd have a good laugh showing this to all my friends (most of whom are girls too XD).

....Although.... you never know... one or more of them might believe it...

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:24 AM

it works better as a suppository.

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:28 AM

I drank semen every day for a week once, the only effect I got was that it was clinging to my mouth and my breath smelled like dick.

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:34 AM

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
I lol'd hard! I wonder if she writes it down on her calendar.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:37 AM

Would you drink Semen If It Would Make Your Penis Taller?

Like For Example 1l of Sperm = +1cm of PenisSize

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:48 AM

At 5/12/09 10:34 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote: "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I lol'd extremely hard reading that.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:50 AM

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.

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Good thing you added the "I think" to the end of that then.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:52 AM

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I don't know for breast cancer, but semen has a rather decent nutricial value.

Still it tastes horrible, I think.

You think?


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:54 AM

Don't forget to tell them, it's low in fat & calories.
It's nonstaining (it will wash out/off )


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 10:58 AM

Semen has a lot of protein, vitamin E, and sodium. Take that for what it's worth. It IS good for you, lady (that is to address the solitary girl on NG).


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 11:00 AM

I forgot to tell you guys that there's a cookbook for recipes based on semen.
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 11:03 AM

At 5/12/09 10:37 AM, jenno1 wrote: Would you drink Semen If It Would Make Your Penis Taller?

Like For Example 1l of Sperm = +1cm of PenisSize

Why would I need a taller penis. So I can rupture my GF's intestins?


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM

At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.

The taste depends on a lot of factors, mainly the guy's diet. If he eats a lot of junk, it will taste worse. They've done research on that. (Who's the unlucky person who had to taste all the semen samples?) But if he eats good stuff, then it won't taste bad, or as bad.

I don't mind going down on my boyfriend or anything. I'm one of those odd chicks who gets turned on by going down on someone, and he actually tastes a little sweet. Then again, he eats a lot of healthy stuff like salad, hummus, and couscous, so there may be something to the study after all. If he tasted bad, I may not like it. My friend complains about how her boyfriend tastes. But that's what flavored lube is for.

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 02:57 PM

... So many jokes to be made at acquaintance's expense *sigh sadly*


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:01 PM

At 5/12/09 02:41 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:
At 5/12/09 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Still it tastes horrible, I think.
The taste depends on a lot of factors, mainly the guy's diet. If he eats a lot of junk, it will taste worse. They've done research on that. (Who's the unlucky person who had to taste all the semen samples?) But if he eats good stuff, then it won't taste bad, or as bad.

Still, it's warm, it's sticky, it's gooey and it comes out of a guy's peehole. I really can't understand how women can take it voluntarily.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:02 PM

CNN
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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:06 PM

Maybe the placebo affect could have something to do with this.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:17 PM

"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I could not stop laughing.


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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:23 PM

At 5/12/09 03:06 PM, generalwinter wrote: Maybe the placebo affect could have something to do with this.

No dude, studies can't be done before they are done.

Silly!

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Response to Semen is healthy for women. May. 12th, 2009 @ 03:25 PM

716% fake but pretty funny


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