Your Teacher in this Scenario
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Let's say one day you're driving around town, and you see a female teacher of yours, in her early 50s, wrinkled, and with dark brown hair. You see her in a cat suit, looking very arrogant, brazen, and annoyed, stuffing people in her van. She approaches you and asks for you to come into her van for a free kitten.
What do you do?
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At 5/11/09 07:23 PM, BaghdadByTheBay wrote: What do you do?
Hop in. It's a free kitten!
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drive away and post on newgrounds.
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What do you do?
Depends. What kind of kitten is it?
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I would post a topic about it on NG.
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I'd hop in and mace her if she attempts kidnapping.
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Is this kitten lost? If it was, I'm in!
You guys are all real swell.
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Does she consider herself a kitten...?
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I would run. Run so faaarrr, run do far awayyy couldn't get away.
I'm an instigator
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I'd pinch myself, and:
a) It's a hallucination, go on with my life.
b) It's real. Run the fuck away. But save the kitten first, :3
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Get the kitten obviously. Then eat it.
Shut up already.
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She's stuffing people into this van, how would I fit in? How big is this van? Does the kitten have the front seat?
Is it black and white with spots?
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At 5/11/09 07:23 PM, BaghdadByTheBay wrote: What do you do?
Nothing wrong with a little pussy...
YOU PERVERT!
Remember kids, Josh likes men.
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i would hop in and save the kitten, then i'd find myself at home with a total hangover.
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steal the van. what's she gonna do anyway?
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ask her for a cat of course.
damn, I can't find a lolcatz picture to fit this scenario
Snipers get more head
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At 5/11/09 07:57 PM, ragingfred wrote: steal the van. what's she gonna do anyway?
Not give you the kitten.
Shut up already.
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Say i'm calling my friends to come get in her van as well and dial 911 instead
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Totally depends man, does she have free candy?
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I tell her, "Thanks but no thanks. I'm allergic to cats."
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Strangers always have the best candy.
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Free motherfucking kitten, yo.
Not like she'd do anything to me, right?
right?
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"Kittens? Meh...I could sure go for some sexual molestation though."
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At 5/11/09 08:31 PM, Porkchop wrote: Free motherfucking kitten, yo.
Not like she'd do anything to me, right?
right?
you never know kid.
dun, DUN, DUUUUUN...
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At 5/11/09 08:31 PM, I-fang wrote: Strangers always have the best candy.
You have no idea the kind of candy they have. You should try it sometime.
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At 5/11/09 08:52 PM, krougle23 wrote:At 5/11/09 08:31 PM, I-fang wrote: Strangers always have the best candy.You have no idea the kind of candy they have. You should try it sometime.
Oh, I have...remember we were together? That lady gave us all that candy?
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rape your teacher and steal the kitties, then rape the kitties
Rough em' up
