Forum Topic: The Worst Place to Masturbate?

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leerocker89

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When you friend is taking an embarrassing photo of YOU AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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He says what I always want to say
Jade has a penis, shes a dude!

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At a business meeting

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Worst place to masturbate?

While having sex, no matter the location.


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price costco bathrooms
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with my parents watching and yelling at me to stop

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In my own ass.

This is a song about cum on hotel walls. - Fippity-fap-fipfap. Bonus fap.

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At 5/11/09 12:57 AM, leerocker89 wrote: anywhere without pix later pix of her

href="http:// http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id =60f2265f">http:// http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id =60f2265f

Technically, that's not safe for work. =/

Right... I think next to your boss in a meeting is a bad place.


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in a full bus

the real newgrounds gold

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In front of your mom's face.


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On your buddy's couch while he and his girlfriend sleep in the next room. Use one of her hello kitty socks to clean up.

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At 5/11/09 06:24 AM, NinjaSalad wrote: On your buddy's couch while he and his girlfriend sleep in the next room. Use one of her hello kitty socks to clean up.

I see why your Aura is "Evil"

As the president, infrount of the Press.

Imagine that, Barrack Obama wanking while saying "Yes we can".

..I have a sick mind...


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In front of your school at your graduation.

THERE IS NO MORE TO SAY.

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In a hall of mirrors oh wait on second thought that would be legendary.

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in front of a cop at his grand mothers funeral while touching his wife... xP

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Whao, no place should be bad to masturbate
People have to understand it's pleasant and healthy!


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On a puppy.

poor thing

Happily Mated

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I'm probably not the first to call this a trick question.

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public toilets

All your face are belong to us.
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In a world where masturbation is an offense punishable by death.

I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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your sister's underwear

I've covered wars, yknow.

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Funerals/Weddings/Kid's parties

tha SHANE MEADOWS cru comin thruu
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At 5/11/09 07:09 AM, iscrulz wrote: In a hall of mirrors oh wait on second thought that would be legendary.

good idea for a dare. if someone has the balls to do it.

therealanimator for mod!!

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At 5/10/09 08:42 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: In your girlfriend's bathroom. I did it a long time ago.

Hahaha, she wasn't putting out I guess?

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On the wii console, while playing Zelda...

What? People actually do it you know...

Follow me you disciple(You know you want to :D) Oh wait this thing doesn't have a link...Oh well search for kurt cassar on Twitter
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Add me to MSN k-cassar@hotmail.com

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At 5/11/09 06:34 AM, Vairi wrote: Imagine that, Barrack Obama wanking while saying "Yes we can".

Oh god, I can't get that out of my head now!

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In a public place. People who masterbate in public and do not care who sees are fucked up

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At 5/10/09 09:00 PM, flashwarrior wrote:
In a pen, with lots of pigs.
the pigs will bite your DICK.

Your cock will get swine flu with this method.

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I would probably say at a small child's birthday party while shouting 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' as you cum onto the gawking bystanders.

I'll make you a sig. Pm me or visit this thread.
MY ART

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