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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 01:28:42 Reply

When you friend is taking an embarrassing photo of YOU AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 01:29:26 Reply

At a business meeting


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 01:48:33 Reply

Worst place to masturbate?

While having sex, no matter the location.

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 01:52:06 Reply

price costco bathrooms
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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 01:58:10 Reply

with my parents watching and yelling at me to stop


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 02:27:07 Reply

At 5/11/09 12:57 AM, leerocker89 wrote: anywhere without pix later pix of her

href="http:// http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id =60f2265f">http:// http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id =60f2265f

Technically, that's not safe for work. =/

Right... I think next to your boss in a meeting is a bad place.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 03:08:43 Reply

in a full bus


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 06:19:22 Reply

In front of your mom's face.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 06:24:00 Reply

On your buddy's couch while he and his girlfriend sleep in the next room. Use one of her hello kitty socks to clean up.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 06:34:29 Reply

At 5/11/09 06:24 AM, NinjaSalad wrote: On your buddy's couch while he and his girlfriend sleep in the next room. Use one of her hello kitty socks to clean up.

I see why your Aura is "Evil"

As the president, infrount of the Press.

Imagine that, Barrack Obama wanking while saying "Yes we can".

..I have a sick mind...

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 06:42:34 Reply

auschwitz


THIS IS CITRICSQUID POSTING

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 07:05:56 Reply

In front of your school at your graduation.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 07:09:45 Reply

In a hall of mirrors oh wait on second thought that would be legendary.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 07:33:49 Reply

in front of a cop at his grand mothers funeral while touching his wife... xP

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 11:26:02 Reply

On a puppy.

poor thing

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 11:28:34 Reply

I'm probably not the first to call this a trick question.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 11:30:47 Reply

public toilets

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:13:35 Reply

In a world where masturbation is an offense punishable by death.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:16:29 Reply

your sister's underwear


I've covered wars, yknow.

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:20:11 Reply

Funerals/Weddings/Kid's parties


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:25:06 Reply

At 5/11/09 07:09 AM, iscrulz wrote: In a hall of mirrors oh wait on second thought that would be legendary.

good idea for a dare. if someone has the balls to do it.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:27:06 Reply

At 5/10/09 08:42 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: In your girlfriend's bathroom. I did it a long time ago.

Hahaha, she wasn't putting out I guess?


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 12:29:02 Reply

On the wii console, while playing Zelda...

What? People actually do it you know...
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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 13:01:05 Reply

At 5/11/09 06:34 AM, Vairi wrote: Imagine that, Barrack Obama wanking while saying "Yes we can".

Oh god, I can't get that out of my head now!

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 13:04:40 Reply

In a public place. People who masterbate in public and do not care who sees are fucked up


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 13:08:07 Reply

At 5/10/09 09:00 PM, flashwarrior wrote:
In a pen, with lots of pigs.
the pigs will bite your DICK.

Your cock will get swine flu with this method.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 13:17:19 Reply

I would probably say at a small child's birthday party while shouting 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' as you cum onto the gawking bystanders.

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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 14:39:54 Reply

- At the dentist.

- In an exam.

- At a childs' birthday party.

- In a playground.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 14:45:07 Reply

At 5/10/09 08:33 PM, Headshot777 wrote: In space.

I second this.


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Response to The Worst Place to Masturbate? 2009-05-11 15:43:42 Reply

Why would you even want to know that?


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