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Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:02:53 Reply

there was thius thing in my hair so i pull it out and drop it on my keyboard and Its a FUCKING BUG HOLDING DANDRUFF IM LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:03:51 Reply

I'm more disgusted by the dandruff.
You should take a shower.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:03:56 Reply

you should wash your hair more often

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:04:11 Reply

OMGOMG KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT EATS IT ALL!!!

Seriously. Nobody cares.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:05:02 Reply

Hahaha, sorry but you have head lice...


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:05:21 Reply

lol do you have lice
that is eating dandruff
or making a dandruff castel
if the second thing is it
buy a castle crasher and put im in your head xD


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:05:51 Reply

BTW i toke a shower yesterday lolz

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:07:59 Reply

Another thing THIS WAS NOT A LICE

it was like all red and shit

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:09:50 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:03 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I'm more disgusted by the dandruff.
You should take a shower.

^^^^This.
You really should take a shower. And use some Head & Shoulders too.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:26:46 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:02 PM, TaintedMuffin wrote: there was thius thing in my hair so i pull it out and drop it on my keyboard and Its a FUCKING BUG HOLDING DANDRUFF IM LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Hahaha. This made me laugh.
In all seriousness though, go to Shoppers Drug Mart and buy some good Anti-Lice shampoo.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:27:22 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:07 PM, TaintedMuffin wrote: Another thing THIS WAS NOT A LICE

it was like all red and shit

Wash your hair, and get out of Africa.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:33:24 Reply

Wash your hair. That should help.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:34:58 Reply

What you saw was a louse that had drunken quite a bit of blood, unfortunatly for you. It has a deadly version of Swine Flu AIDS, and you will now die in 42 hours if you do not drink the urine of all of your family, your pets, and then perform oral sex. On a dog. Whilst being filmed. By your best friend. Then you must bend over, and let Poozy fuck you until you are cured. Then you must make Chuck Norris cry.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:37:04 Reply

i think head and shoulders is a pretty cool guy. eh beats the shites out of hair problems and doesnt afraid of anything.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 15:38:56 Reply

eww weird. to think you got creepy crawlers in your head where ever you go.... ESPECIALLY when you sleep, probably go into your mouth and shit and lay eggs. in your ear too. eventually you'll become...... one of them.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 16:35:48 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:34 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Then you must make Chuck Norris cry.

Well... he's fucked. >_>

Also, ask Wade about it. He might know what it was.
Seriously. Just send Wade a message titled. "I have a question about a bug" I've done this more then once, and he actually responds.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 16:42:20 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:34 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: What you saw was a louse that had drunken quite a bit of blood, unfortunatly for you. It has a deadly version of Swine Flu AIDS, and you will now die in 42 hours if you do not drink the urine of all of your family, your pets, and then perform oral sex. On a dog. Whilst being filmed. By your best friend. Then you must bend over, and let Poozy fuck you until you are cured. Then you must make Chuck Norris cry.

This is the only cure-.

Other than that it's probably a louse so go inform yourself at the drug store.

And to people saying "OMG J00 HAV DANDRUFF WASH YO HAIR LOLOLOL" this is because you really don't know what having dandruff is. I have dandruff and I use special shampoo for it. Even if it's not visible to others, you'll still have some. What's important is to reduce it enough so that it's not apparent.

Even my eyebrows sometimes make dandruff goddammit, and I know how to wash myself.


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 16:49:10 Reply

At 5/10/09 04:35 PM, TheFaces wrote:
At 5/10/09 03:34 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote:
Also, ask Wade about it. He might know what it was.
Seriously. Just send Wade a message titled. "I have a question about a bug" I've done this more then once, and he actually responds.

I have no idea what to be more confused about, what the bug is, or why Wade would know about bugs.


Shut up already.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 16:57:56 Reply

It was probably just some random bug that fell into your hair, I doubt it was actually living there or anything.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 20:29:57 Reply

Are you sure it wasn't a tick that had a piece of your skin in it's mouth?


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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 20:44:20 Reply

Tips:
Wash your hair
Use lots of shampoo
See a doctor

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 20:45:49 Reply

Maybe you should stop being a fucking disgusting troll.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 20:55:44 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:07 PM, TaintedMuffin wrote: Another thing THIS WAS NOT A LICE

it was like all red and shit

It ate threw your head... It's dandruff covered in blood!

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 21:56:15 Reply

At 5/10/09 04:49 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
At 5/10/09 04:35 PM, TheFaces wrote:
At 5/10/09 03:34 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote:
Also, ask Wade about it. He might know what it was.
Seriously. Just send Wade a message titled. "I have a question about a bug" I've done this more then once, and he actually responds.
I have no idea what to be more confused about, what the bug is, or why Wade would know about bugs.

Wade LOVES bugs. I suppose for the same reason I love cars. They "interest" him.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 22:02:55 Reply

Head lice.

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 22:03:43 Reply

Nasty

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 22:15:17 Reply

At 5/10/09 03:05 PM, TaintedMuffin wrote: BTW i toke a shower yesterday lolz

How does one "toke" a shower?

Are you saying that your shower is a card dealer in a casino and you gave it a tip?

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Response to Wtf Hair Bugs??? 2009-05-10 22:16:22 Reply

Did you go near any trees? It could have fallen in your head, or you just need to take a shower. :P