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Have you ever wondered why cars have 4 wheels? Are you wondering how many people will overlook this post? I sure am, nobody cares about this post. So anyway, on to the subject of drinking fluids from a cactus. I don't feel like going to wikipedia and searching about cactuses so i'll say something i know. If you cut open a cactus, it will have (delicious?) fluids/energy drinks. I don't know why i put the energy drink part there, but it was a blast. See you next time.

If it weren't for the USA, Newgrounds wouldn't exist

And neither would half the world's misery, but hey

At 5/10/09 11:14 AM, mysticmonkey2 wrote: America was the one selling Nazi Germany weopons up untill Japan atacked Pearl Harbour and then they focused their atention on Japan, not Germany.

Probably the dumbest statement I've heard on NG in a long time.

You do know that America's strategy was nicknamed "Europe First", right? They allowed Japan to capture islands because they didn't want to divert any weapons from the European stage.

And we did not sell Germany weapons. In fact, many Americans chose to fight them through the British. As demonstrated in the movie "Pearl Harbor" when the main character volunteered for duty in the Battle of Britain. That basically shows America was not on Germany's side.

We didn't focus our attention on Japan until Germany was defeated. You don't have to like the U.S., but don't attempt and change history to make us look bad.

At 5/10/09 11:08 AM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: What the hell?

Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to assume all those things about a country I guarantee you have never been to? Why must you hate it so much?

i have been there and i hated it, gangs, homeless people, shit health service! Couldnt wait to get back to ireland. America is the biggest polluter and biggest human rights abuser in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

Blatant human rights violations..? Yea, sure Bush used water boarding. But so does every other country secretly!

no they dont thats only America... you destroy the rainforests and are responsible for most of the pollution in the world!

More guns? Incorrect. In N.Y. it's so impossibly hard to get a gun. You need to apply for a license, attend classes, and take a quiz as to the reasons why your using it. Illegal guns are few and far between.
thats if you want one legally.... most of your gangbangers don't.

And you do realize without america the world would have perished under Nazi Germany?
yea and the environment has perished under American rule go drill oil in Alaska you muppet

Whatever, I'm done arguing. I could go on all day but chances are you won't even read this.

i did and everything you said is rubbish! Okay i get the fact that its hard to admit your country is a symbol of tyranny but face the facts it really is....

Hell.

At 5/10/09 01:21 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: i have been there and i hated it, gangs, homeless people, shit health service! Couldnt wait to get back to ireland. America is the biggest polluter and biggest human rights abuser in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously decided to go to the worst slum in the country than. Please tell me were you visited, because I can guarantee you if I wanted to go to Ireland I could find places just as bad. Look at the good and bad and you'll see your wrong. I live in a "bad area" and it really isn't even bad.

no they dont thats only America... you destroy the rainforests and are responsible for most of the pollution in the world!

One your wrong, the only reason we adopted it was because our soldiers were getting it.

You say we destroy rainforests? That's odd considering there are none in the U.S. Not only are you stupid on history and basic life in America, you don't even know the simple geography of the place you are trying to insult.

thats if you want one legally.... most of your gangbangers don't.

There are not a lot of gangs in the U.S., only in L.A. and I admit that it's bad there. In any civilization in history you can find groups of bad people, we are no different.

i did and everything you said is rubbish! Okay i get the fact that its hard to admit your country is a symbol of tyranny but face the facts it really is....

By facts I assume your talking about destroying our rainforests? Haha your so stupid your not even worth this block of text. Whatever your not going to change your biased opinion, but just know if you look into it you'll know your wrong.

So just because you've been to ONE location in the USA, the biggest city, you think all of the U.S. is bad? OF COURSE NYC IS GOING TO BE POLLUTED! It's one of the biggest cities, which means more construction. I live in the country part of New York, and it's great. Great people, good schools. You need to stop being ignorant. I can make stereotypes about Ireland too. "Lol, you must be drunk like all Irish people. No wonder you're being stupid you drunkee."

God fucking damn it. This is the third USA hate thread in around a month. Seriously, keep it to your blog. I don't give a shit that you hate America. Hell, I don't even give a shit that you'd rather go to hell than be reincarnated. Just shut the fuck up.

I'd rather be an American.

The fuck would I want to be in Purgatory for? Heaven and Hell are both not real to me, thus I wouldn't actually go anywhere.

Besides, I'm tired of seeing the retarded American-hating posts fluttering about. Every country has their downturns, and a couple centuries back those European pals of ours were busy invading, raping and enslaving the peoples of Australlia, India, Africa, and the Americas.

Your countries make just as many fucking mistakes, yet just like every other fuckwad on this planet (us Americans included) you trust every word the media spreads like some piglet hungering for the tit.

At 5/10/09 01:20 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: We didn't focus our attention on Japan until Germany was defeated. You don't have to like the U.S., but don't attempt and change history to make us look bad.

Actually, we focused on Japan after Pearl Harbor in 1941, Germany wasn't defeted until 1945
Also to the OP, whats the problem with having guns?

I'm glad nobody is reinforcing the stereotype that americans have no sense of humour.

this is so obviously a joke thread >_<

At 5/10/09 01:33 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:21 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: i have been there and i hated it, gangs, homeless people, shit health service! Couldnt wait to get back to ireland. America is the biggest polluter and biggest human rights abuser in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously decided to go to the worst slum in the country than. Please tell me were you visited, because I can guarantee you if I wanted to go to Ireland I could find places just as bad. Look at the good and bad and you'll see your wrong. I live in a "bad area" and it really isn't even bad.

no they dont thats only America... you destroy the rainforests and are responsible for most of the pollution in the world!

One your wrong, the only reason we adopted it was because our soldiers were getting it.

You say we destroy rainforests? That's odd considering there are none in the U.S. Not only are you stupid on history and basic life in America, you don't even know the simple geography of the place you are trying to insult.

thats if you want one legally.... most of your gangbangers don't.

There are not a lot of gangs in the U.S., only in L.A. and I admit that it's bad there. In any civilization in history you can find groups of bad people, we are no different.

i did and everything you said is rubbish! Okay i get the fact that its hard to admit your country is a symbol of tyranny but face the facts it really is....

By facts I assume your talking about destroying our rainforests? Haha your so stupid your not even worth this block of text. Whatever your not going to change your biased opinion, but just know if you look into it you'll know your wrong.

Having the worlds largest military budget does not mean you have to deploy at every opportunity in the pursuit of thinly vielded ecconomic ends. Do you really think that torturing potentially innocent people in conditions that you're own supreme court have deemed as a breach of the geneva convention makes the world a safer place? And herein lies the nub of the arguement...ideologically driven foreign policies lead to calamity. You want the proof? Check out the demise of the British empire...the brutality employed against Mau-mau, the use of poison gas in the 30's, the famines in India, etc, etc, etc. Learn from this. We were once the arrogant centre of the earth, self assured in our own self serving rhetoric and unaffraid to turn the full weight of arms against those we deemed to be troublesome. In fact, I don't have to tell you....you guys had the sipirt, gumption and insight to see for what we really were and evict us from your lands. But history is cyclical and so you have become what you once abhorred...a proud nation led by a cruel, unthinking and arrogant government. Shame on you sir!

I'm Canadian.

American Purgatory. Because you don't have Chevy's in Purgatory, and there's no use driving a Chevy an another place than the US.

There, I said it. Everyone happy now?

At 5/10/09 01:53 PM, Fim wrote: I'm glad nobody is reinforcing the stereotype that americans have no sense of humour.

this is so obviously a joke thread >_<

I wish it was..

At 5/10/09 02:01 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: block of text

I don't know what your trying to prove by attempting to relate the U.S. to famines in India. Because that was caused by factors outside the sphere of government influence. Sometimes torturing is necessary, and it does make the world a safer place. Refer to the documents provided by the Bush administration that show the information uncovered by these tactics. It's indisputable they were very valuable.

The only thing I gain out of your block of text is you trying to dance around the facts. You didn't quote me on anything because you know I'm right. Your trying to make us seem like a horrible country because we have a large military budget. You cite instances of brutality in an attempt to relate them to what's happening now, which a completely different thing.

So please, shut the fuck up and let this thread die.

At 5/10/09 09:11 AM, DeIirium wrote: Yay, another malicious, USA hating shithead.
If you hate USA so much then get the fuck out of this American website.

Typical Redneck response, "I don't agree, IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZORS!"

Instead of looking REALLY stupid, why don't you try useing that piece of shit you call a head.

I live in America and I have to say its not all that horrible

not as bad as living in any country by the Arabian Sea and Persian Gulf

I don't know what your trying to prove by attempting to relate the U.S. to famines in India. Because that was caused by factors outside the sphere of government influence.

what factors you havent mentioned any!

Sometimes torturing is necessary, and it does make the world a safer place. Refer to the documents provided by the Bush administration that show the information uncovered by these tactics. It's indisputable they were very valuable.

typical American response

The only thing I gain out of your block of text is you trying to dance around the facts. You didn't quote me on anything because you know I'm right. Your trying to make us seem like a horrible country because we have a large military budget. You cite instances of brutality in an attempt to relate them to what's happening now, which a completely different thing.

youve destroyed half the world........ thats the only quote i need to prove my point why dont you shut up and let this thred die!

So please, shut the fuck up and let this thread die.

At 5/10/09 02:01 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: Having the worlds largest military budget does not mean you have to deploy at every opportunity in the pursuit of thinly vielded ecconomic ends.

the citizens of America aren't responsible for deploying our military, thats the government dumb ass. so stop flaming us for what our government does, we don't have much control over what our government does....

At 5/10/09 02:21 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Typical Redneck response, "I don't agree, IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZORS!"

Typical non patriotic response, "I don't agree so i'm going to call you fat, lazy, and stupid"

Instead of looking REALLY stupid, why don't you try useing that piece of shit you call a head.

Haha, can somebody help me with this irony? It's kind of heavy.

I'm not patriotic, and i'm not your typical American by any standards, but don't like it when people generalize me, and the rest of the country I live in as nothing more then a lot of in bread, corn fed, gun toting thugs. It's just stupid.

At 5/10/09 09:11 AM, DeIirium wrote: Yay, another malicious, USA hating shithead.
If you hate USA so much then get the fuck out of this American website.

Fuck yea, this.

I'm not patriotic, and i'm not your typical American by any standards, but don't like it when people generalize me, and the rest of the country I live in as nothing more then a lot of in bread, corn fed, gun toting thugs. It's just stupid.

well if the shoe fits then wear it

i think i'd stay in american with my xobox 360!

After reading that i got the sudden urge to kick you in the nuts.

I'm already an American, and an atheist; if I had a chance to be reincarnated, I'd go for it.

Is hating Americans still cool? just get over it.

i take offense to that good sir for i am an american already

USA USA USA USA

At 5/10/09 08:58 AM, ilovecandy2 wrote: I mean what country has more blatant human rights violations... more guns.... more crime.... more poverty (third world countries not included) than America.... NONE..

Somalia? Don't get me wrong I know what you mean, America has clearly dropped into the shitter.
But Somalia is clearly 10x worse.

For those who wonder: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9924 32

Really, the title of this thread should have been "Europe vs. USA thread". But since it wasn't I had to waste my time looking for something that might have been interesting. Fuck you foreigners with your shitty titles.