What if this happened at school?

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DeleteMe666

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What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:25:07 Reply

Let's say it's a peaceful English class in session, and this student barges in the classroom and jumps 15 feet up into the air and lands down on his air subsequently, making a loud "thud" noise, and having the floor vibrate. The shaking floor then collapses, and this teacher then attempts to escape but hits her head on a water pipe and falls into a coma.

What would you do?

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:25:49 Reply

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:26:44 Reply

At 5/7/09 10:25 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote: What would you do?

Laugh uncontrollably after calling 911.

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:27:07 Reply

I'd probably take pictures of the incident and then upload them to my computer and edit dicks onto the pictures on MS paint and upload the edited pictures to the BBS.

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:27:37 Reply

Go post it on the Newgrounds BBS and ask people what they would do.

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:28:29 Reply

Since this universe you've created doesn't make sense, I'd probably float through the Earth's crust and piss out the mantle, causing the teacher's vagina to twitch which would rip space time and then you would get banned for writing a shitty scenario.

Logical.

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:30:06 Reply

I'd wake up the next day and resolve to never do LSD ever again...

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:31:15 Reply

i would jack off

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:34:11 Reply

At 5/7/09 10:25 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote: Let's say it's a peaceful English class in session, and this student barges in the classroom and jumps 15 feet up into the air and lands down on his air subsequently

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LAND ON AIR!?!

WHAT THE FUCK?

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Response to What if this happened at school? 2009-05-07 22:35:41 Reply

At 5/7/09 10:28 PM, BreIm wrote: What if super robot zombie mecha bunny jesus jumped down through your school roof and started tentacle raping all the men in the assholes and it turns them into eagles.

What would you do?

fuck all the eagles into a coma obviously