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I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:23:00

I felt crazy, you know? Like I was bringing contraband. The whole day, walking around with something that could get girls pregnant.
I felt like a rebel. Some people bring drugs to school, some bring guns.
But I...
I brought my penis to school today.
I am such a rebel.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:23:44

I brought my dead grandfather's penis to school today.

1uped.


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:24:00

good for you dude, beat the system

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:25:08

I got mine confiscated.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:26:01

Stick it to the man! Don't let those sex-ED classes oppress your constitutional right to bear children.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:26:01

At 5/7/09 09:23 PM, OneMillionDays wrote: I brought my dead grandfather's penis to school today.

1uped.

Big deal. Last week I brought six penis' to school. They didn't catch me with 'em either.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:26:10

I take my penis every place I go even swimming it's so crazy huh.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:26:52

Must of been a hard day..


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:27:00

I bring mine everywhere I go.


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:27:13

I do the same, dude. Make sure you pull it out if anyone threatens you, it always gives 'em a good scare. eats a pansy little pocketknife any day.

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:28:01

At 5/7/09 09:26 PM, drknes wrote: I take my penis every place I go even swimming it's so crazy huh.

Wow I cannot type today

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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:30:12

At 5/7/09 09:25 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: I got mine confiscated.

Oh god, my sides. They hurt.


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:30:35

i took my nipples to school yesterday


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:31:44

At 5/7/09 09:23 PM, OneMillionDays wrote: I brought my dead grandfather's penis to school today.

1uped.

I brought my living grandmothers penis to school today
What now?


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:33:55

I brought my penis and gave it viagara.Boy that sure was a <embigem> day


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Response to I brought my penis to school today. 2009-05-07 21:42:08

I am a black homosexual.