Today me and friends somehow managed to get the topic of the most horrible ways to hurt your manhood. This conversation started at the middle of lunch went through recess and ended when we finally had to depart for classes. So I compiled a list of probably the most painful examples in no perticular order not adding any of the filler nonsense that we had TONS of.
- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena.
- Getting your nuts stuck on ice.
- Slamming your nuts in a drawer.
- Getting a spiked bat to the crotch.
- [This hurts to even think about.] Getting it slammed in a car door and having your friend drive off.
- Purell in the hole.
- Having your penis pinned to a tree by a large nail and being forced to run.
- Wolverine (from the marvel universe) sticking his claws through your ballsack.
- Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on.
- Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
- While swimming in a lake having your penis caught in a hook and a pro bass fisher try to reel you in.
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.
- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood.
And a bonus for females.
- Just watch the pole scene in Cannibal Holocaust.
Try to think of some more painful situations. Be creative NG.