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One More Brawl Taunts, by Kirbopher Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

The 1st one was entertaining in that I had just bought a copy of brawl and I was relating to these things. Making this a year after, when you've already covered nearly every funny issue, is not entertaining. It's not quality that pisses me off, clearly my movies suck. It's that people are misrating the reviews just because they're nintendo fanboys.

Every single goddamn review of that third brawl taunt movie that's under an eight has been called "Useless". This is bullshit, half of those reviews are well written and include positive commentary along with how the authors could improve. Yet they're still marked down to "useless" and will probably result in people's whistles scores going down and people being banned from reviews.

I've had it with goddamn fanboys marking down any negative review just because hearing one of the author's voices gives them an erection. Anyone else?

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote: I've had it with goddamn fanboys marking down any negative review just because hearing one of the author's voices gives them an erection. Anyone else?

Is that a formal declaration of war against this lot?

It's sad, really. Kirbopher could be doing so much more than this, but he's just rehashing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's like what Egoraptor does, or what illwillpress does.

At 5/7/09 04:08 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote: I've had it with goddamn fanboys marking down any negative review just because hearing one of the author's voices gives them an erection. Anyone else?

Is that a formal declaration of war against this lot?

I thought he was referring to the fact that maybe he lost a game of brawl and he was being mocked by fellow players.

At 5/7/09 04:08 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote: I've had it with goddamn fanboys marking down any negative review just because hearing one of the author's voices gives them an erection. Anyone else?

Is that a formal declaration of war against this lot?

Yea, sure why not? It's not like they provide anything positive to this website.

At 5/7/09 04:09 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: It's sad, really. Kirbopher could be doing so much more than this, but he's just rehashing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's like what Egoraptor does, or what illwillpress does.

You know, this was posted before I watched it.

So you know forget it.

At 5/7/09 04:10 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:08 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote:

Yea, sure why not? It's not like they provide anything positive to this website.

Oh, cause you contribute so much.

At 5/7/09 04:16 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: You know, this was posted before I watched it.

So you know forget it.

Epic failure much?

At 5/7/09 04:20 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:10 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:08 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote:

Yea, sure why not? It's not like they provide anything positive to this website.

Oh, cause you contribute so much.

I contribute more than you pal ;).

Also I never said that I shouldn't be made war against.

At 5/7/09 04:09 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: It's sad, really. Kirbopher could be doing so much more than this, but he's just rehashing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's like what Egoraptor does, or what illwillpress does.

I still think illwillpress is funny. Also...i can't stop staring at your sig.

Bwarharhar, mindchamber thinks so too. Also since you can only post like 4 times in a half hour (something around that), I'll be watching from the sidelines now

At 5/7/09 04:22 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:16 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: You know, this was posted before I watched it.

So you know forget it.

Epic failure much?

Not even close, just a simple misunderstanding.

An epic failure would be if I were to call Kirbopher the most ghastly of names and criticize his art and basically make a nine paragraph rant about how much he sucks to find that he said I was a cool guy in the flash. THAT is an epic failure.

At 5/7/09 04:25 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:09 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: It's sad, really. Kirbopher could be doing so much more than this, but he's just rehashing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's like what Egoraptor does, or what illwillpress does.

I still think illwillpress is funny. Also...i can't stop staring at your sig.

Sable Able has that effect.

At 5/7/09 04:22 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:20 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:10 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:08 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote:

I contribute more than you pal

I wasnt using myself as a standard.

I didn't even like the first one to start with, I really got sick and tired of the egoraptor knock-offs. I mean, egoraptor still makes me chuckle a little, but this is just beating a dead horse, been done so many times that it grew bland really quick for me.

At 5/7/09 04:31 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:22 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:16 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: You know, this was posted before I watched it.

So you know forget it.

Epic failure much?

Not even close, just a simple misunderstanding.

An epic failure would be if I were to call Kirbopher the most ghastly of names and criticize his art and basically make a nine paragraph rant about how much he sucks to find that he said I was a cool guy in the flash. THAT is an epic failure.

Now that you mention it, it was just a regular, misunderstanding fail. Nothing special.

Also, I can't ignore your sig either. Apparently Rule 34 isn't always disturbing or funny...

It can be sexy occasionally.

Let them be fanboys. However why is it when I leave constructive criticism for sprite movies people mark them useless hmm? Well let people who don't agree go right ahead and bitch.

At 5/7/09 04:44 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: Now that you mention it, it was just a regular, misunderstanding fail. Nothing special.

Also, I can't ignore your sig either. Apparently Rule 34 isn't always disturbing or funny...

It can be sexy occasionally.

Thank you very much.

I'm open for requests for one like it. ;) BLATANTADVERTISINGWHAT

Reviewed it. Not completely proud of it, but I tried my hardest to prevent ranting, but fanboys will always upvote anything that makes a reference to their favorite games.

Ugh, there's nothing really noteworthy about that flash.

Wow. Nice to see that the point of that flash just flew right over your heads... then again nobody listens to Slippy that much anyways. It was a conspiracy to attract fanboys and then have the flash make the front page.

Is this going to be his last one? Because this one says, "One More" so he may be calling it quits after this.

Also, notice how at the end of the second Brawl Taunts, he's basically saying he's tired and is only doing it for the fans.

It's a shame, Kirbopher animates alright.

It was a shame. I'm pretty disappointed at the fact that a good animator like Rilt was even involved in such a mediocre attempt at a collab. I don't know how they got on the front page, I wouldn't even have given them the pleasure. It just flat out sucked. It wasn't funny, or witty, or even vaguely watchable.

At 5/8/09 01:32 AM, Ilmater wrote: It was a shame. I'm pretty disappointed at the fact that a good animator like Rilt was even involved in such a mediocre attempt at a collab. I don't know how they got on the front page, I wouldn't even have given them the pleasure. It just flat out sucked. It wasn't funny, or witty, or even vaguely watchable.

lmfao they arent talking about brawl funnies you idiot

theyre talking about the thing brawl funnies is satirizing. but obviously the satire flew right over your head

I thought they were pretty funny even if they we're kind of childish but that's just my own opinion.

Dang, I should've watched the actual flash before I posted here! Now I didn't know it was practically making fun of itself! Sure, it wasn't on par with the others, but it was still nice.

I watched the entire movie just to see some tits since there were some in the picture. SPOILER: there's no tits at all.

At 5/8/09 02:03 AM, f0d wrote:

theyre talking about the thing brawl funnies is satirizing. but obviously the satire flew right over your head

I liked your part f0d but that that was pretty much it tbh

My god that was awful.

Better than the first one, but what's the big deal? It's just another flash. There are other flashes that actually suck residing in newgrounds y'know.

FOX NEWS ALERT:

they're done with this now guys.

this was the last one, they even said so.